The Cowboy From Dracula
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I can see that figure now— pallidly neat, pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn! It was Bartleby.
They/He/Fae, 30, Disabled, Children's Librarian
I can see that figure now— pallidly neat, pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn! It was Bartleby.
They/He/Fae, 30, Disabled, Children's Librarian
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Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.
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this is all to say that should democrats win the house and senate this november, they should hold similarly dramatic — which is to say televised and highly publicized — hearings on the conduct of ICE and CBP, with testimony from victims. we want as much of *this* as possible in the record. (3/?)
ICE detained Arlit Maria Martinez on her way to work. 2 days later, her 15 yo son died of cancer. They wouldn't let her out to say goodbye. The family had planned to move back to Mexico prior to the cancer diagnosis but stayed for his treatment. Now, Mr Martinez has lost his wife to ICE & his son.
Teen dies of cancer days after mother arrested by ICE: ‘She’s never gonna see him’
The mother's family pleaded with federal officers for her release from custody to say her final goodbyes to her son, but their requests went unanswered.
www.wsaz.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:09 AM
this is all to say that should democrats win the house and senate this november, they should hold similarly dramatic — which is to say televised and highly publicized — hearings on the conduct of ICE and CBP, with testimony from victims. we want as much of *this* as possible in the record. (3/?)
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They murdered Keith Porter. They murdered Renee Good. They murdered Sylverio Gonzales. They have murdered dozens in ICE custody. They are breaking into people’s homes without a warrant in Minnesota.
January 14, 2026 at 3:10 PM
They murdered Keith Porter. They murdered Renee Good. They murdered Sylverio Gonzales. They have murdered dozens in ICE custody. They are breaking into people’s homes without a warrant in Minnesota.
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Yes, immigration agents not only took Arnoldo's phone, the 10th grader had to use Find My Phone to locate it — in a vending machine for used electronics, close to an ICE detention center.
Read the full story here:
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
Read the full story here:
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
January 14, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Yes, immigration agents not only took Arnoldo's phone, the 10th grader had to use Find My Phone to locate it — in a vending machine for used electronics, close to an ICE detention center.
Read the full story here:
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
Read the full story here:
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
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If you cannot make “these people are leaving BABIES in CARS in WINTER and then returning them to their carekeepers with BRUISES” into popular sentiment as a politician, you’re either inept or you want this to keep happening.
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
If you cannot make “these people are leaving BABIES in CARS in WINTER and then returning them to their carekeepers with BRUISES” into popular sentiment as a politician, you’re either inept or you want this to keep happening.
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This is why I hate it when ppl say things like “ICE is now our largest police force.”
That’s true in budget terms. But they’ve flooded M-SP w over 1,000 ICE/CBP types.
That’s more than the combined MSP police forces … and ~3% the size of the NYPD.
Scale matters.
That’s true in budget terms. But they’ve flooded M-SP w over 1,000 ICE/CBP types.
That’s more than the combined MSP police forces … and ~3% the size of the NYPD.
Scale matters.
One thing that I’m not sure the general public quite gets is how small the Twin Cities are compared to the other metros that have experienced moments like this. DC metro is about twice us. Chicago, LA, NYC vastly bigger.
January 14, 2026 at 1:40 PM
This is why I hate it when ppl say things like “ICE is now our largest police force.”
That’s true in budget terms. But they’ve flooded M-SP w over 1,000 ICE/CBP types.
That’s more than the combined MSP police forces … and ~3% the size of the NYPD.
Scale matters.
That’s true in budget terms. But they’ve flooded M-SP w over 1,000 ICE/CBP types.
That’s more than the combined MSP police forces … and ~3% the size of the NYPD.
Scale matters.
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The average American gets more protein than they need because we are a country of meat eaters and meat is delicious.
We do not need more protein. We need fiber. We're literally in a colorectal cancer crisis and while the reason is not fully understood what IS understood is fiber cuts your risk
We do not need more protein. We need fiber. We're literally in a colorectal cancer crisis and while the reason is not fully understood what IS understood is fiber cuts your risk
I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
January 12, 2026 at 5:18 AM
The average American gets more protein than they need because we are a country of meat eaters and meat is delicious.
We do not need more protein. We need fiber. We're literally in a colorectal cancer crisis and while the reason is not fully understood what IS understood is fiber cuts your risk
We do not need more protein. We need fiber. We're literally in a colorectal cancer crisis and while the reason is not fully understood what IS understood is fiber cuts your risk
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ICE has escalated from
Arresting undocumented migrants with criminal records to
Arresting undocumented migrants without criminal records to
Arresting legal migrants to
Arresting US citizens who 'look' like migrants to
Arresting US citizens protesting ICE to
Arresting random bystanders.
Who's next?
Arresting undocumented migrants with criminal records to
Arresting undocumented migrants without criminal records to
Arresting legal migrants to
Arresting US citizens who 'look' like migrants to
Arresting US citizens protesting ICE to
Arresting random bystanders.
Who's next?
What is happening in America right now. The arbitrary power of a tyrant deployed against his political enemies.
January 14, 2026 at 12:31 PM
ICE has escalated from
Arresting undocumented migrants with criminal records to
Arresting undocumented migrants without criminal records to
Arresting legal migrants to
Arresting US citizens who 'look' like migrants to
Arresting US citizens protesting ICE to
Arresting random bystanders.
Who's next?
Arresting undocumented migrants with criminal records to
Arresting undocumented migrants without criminal records to
Arresting legal migrants to
Arresting US citizens who 'look' like migrants to
Arresting US citizens protesting ICE to
Arresting random bystanders.
Who's next?
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ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms
January 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms
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Just so we're clear: @economist.com has maintained a special account (which they pay thousands of dollars to Musk for a gold tick) on the sexual abuse software they're describing in their article
They have 25.7 million followers: nearly every post from the last 24hrs has 0-5 RTs.
They have 25.7 million followers: nearly every post from the last 24hrs has 0-5 RTs.
January 14, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Just so we're clear: @economist.com has maintained a special account (which they pay thousands of dollars to Musk for a gold tick) on the sexual abuse software they're describing in their article
They have 25.7 million followers: nearly every post from the last 24hrs has 0-5 RTs.
They have 25.7 million followers: nearly every post from the last 24hrs has 0-5 RTs.
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gm y'all ✌️😽
yesterday ended well enough that i'm off to a $40 head start on the hotel- only $80 more!!!
$40/$120 hotel
but ofc i was scolded by my case manager about my rent cus the housing program won't assist with moving if i'm not caught up on it so..
$0/$368 rent
links in bio
ily 🙏💕💸
yesterday ended well enough that i'm off to a $40 head start on the hotel- only $80 more!!!
$40/$120 hotel
but ofc i was scolded by my case manager about my rent cus the housing program won't assist with moving if i'm not caught up on it so..
$0/$368 rent
links in bio
ily 🙏💕💸
ITS DONE!!!
thanks y'all
ima go rest now
i love you
goodnight
✌️😽💕
thanks y'all
ima go rest now
i love you
goodnight
✌️😽💕
January 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
gm y'all ✌️😽
yesterday ended well enough that i'm off to a $40 head start on the hotel- only $80 more!!!
$40/$120 hotel
but ofc i was scolded by my case manager about my rent cus the housing program won't assist with moving if i'm not caught up on it so..
$0/$368 rent
links in bio
ily 🙏💕💸
yesterday ended well enough that i'm off to a $40 head start on the hotel- only $80 more!!!
$40/$120 hotel
but ofc i was scolded by my case manager about my rent cus the housing program won't assist with moving if i'm not caught up on it so..
$0/$368 rent
links in bio
ily 🙏💕💸
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the horror of this is compounded by the fact that the whipple building sits on the same military fort where 1600+ Dakota, mostly women and children were held in a concentration camp in 1863, where over 300 died
Oglala Sioux Tribe demands the release of Lakota men detained by ICE www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Oglala Sioux Tribe demands the release of Lakota men detained by ICE
The Oglala Sioux Tribe in South Dakota has demanded the Department of Homeland Security release tribally enrolled citizens held by ICE, according to a statement released by the tribe.
www.mprnews.org
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 PM
the horror of this is compounded by the fact that the whipple building sits on the same military fort where 1600+ Dakota, mostly women and children were held in a concentration camp in 1863, where over 300 died
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Unarmed woman executed by state may have been on committee to fight against unarmed women being executed by the state
The woman killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis last week served on the board of her son’s school, which linked to documents encouraging parents to monitor ICE and directing them to training. https://cnn.it/49yoNEa
January 14, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Unarmed woman executed by state may have been on committee to fight against unarmed women being executed by the state
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For a very long time I've warned about the danger of letting the entire paradigm of anything called "AI" be built & defined by corporations & the military & if *Pete Hegseth*'s Department of Defense incorporating *Elon Musk*'s chatbot into US military systems doesn't make it clear, I dunno what will
January 14, 2026 at 5:17 AM
For a very long time I've warned about the danger of letting the entire paradigm of anything called "AI" be built & defined by corporations & the military & if *Pete Hegseth*'s Department of Defense incorporating *Elon Musk*'s chatbot into US military systems doesn't make it clear, I dunno what will
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help salma!
I am a mother of three children, and the cold is breaking us. 💔
My kids are sleeping in the open with no tent, no blankets, and no warmth. One of them is sick and shivering. We only need $200 for a tent to protect them. Please help or share—this could save their lives. 🙏
gofund.me/c26594f5
My kids are sleeping in the open with no tent, no blankets, and no warmth. One of them is sick and shivering. We only need $200 for a tent to protect them. Please help or share—this could save their lives. 🙏
gofund.me/c26594f5
January 14, 2026 at 5:27 AM
help salma!
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A medical emergency came up that landed my dad in the ER again, and we added that to the total to the gofundme, I'm sorry to bring it back up but we really do need the help
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
January 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
A medical emergency came up that landed my dad in the ER again, and we added that to the total to the gofundme, I'm sorry to bring it back up but we really do need the help
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
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A woman loudly declaring she is disabled trying to get to her doctors appointment pulled from her car, window broken, seatbelt cut, thrown to the ground and arrested. Are you scared yet? They don't care if we are disabled.
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
A woman loudly declaring she is disabled trying to get to her doctors appointment pulled from her car, window broken, seatbelt cut, thrown to the ground and arrested. Are you scared yet? They don't care if we are disabled.
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People don't want to accept that the primary reason that we have Trump today is that the previous administration completely failed. It should have never gotten to the point where it was in the so-called hands of the voters. It was already too late by then.
SEOUL, Jan 13 (Reuters) - South Korea's special prosecutor on Tuesday requested the death penalty for former president Yoon Suk Yeol on charges of insurrection over his brief imposition of martial law in December 2024.
January 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
People don't want to accept that the primary reason that we have Trump today is that the previous administration completely failed. It should have never gotten to the point where it was in the so-called hands of the voters. It was already too late by then.
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If there is any justice in this world, ICE won't exist long enough for it to be possible for them to *put in* five years of service
I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
ICE recruitment is going well.
January 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
If there is any justice in this world, ICE won't exist long enough for it to be possible for them to *put in* five years of service
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This is why Dems didn’t want him to win: he’s gonna make them all look bad because he focuses on what can be done rather than what can’t be done.
so in a week, Mr Mamdani got universal childcare and is drawing up plans to expand public restrooms
January 11, 2026 at 2:18 PM
This is why Dems didn’t want him to win: he’s gonna make them all look bad because he focuses on what can be done rather than what can’t be done.
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"organized gangs of wine moms us[ing] Antifa tactics" should be a genre
this could be the next heated rivalry
this could be the next heated rivalry
January 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
"organized gangs of wine moms us[ing] Antifa tactics" should be a genre
this could be the next heated rivalry
this could be the next heated rivalry
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It's also reasonable to assume that Noem, never camera-shy, is using the slogan, and the video that the murderer sent to the media, as recruitment tools for any white-supremacist psychopaths who might be watching. Join ICE, and you, too, get to shoot unarmed queers in the face!
January 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
It's also reasonable to assume that Noem, never camera-shy, is using the slogan, and the video that the murderer sent to the media, as recruitment tools for any white-supremacist psychopaths who might be watching. Join ICE, and you, too, get to shoot unarmed queers in the face!
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The sign on Kristi Noem's podium reads "One of ours, all of yours." The reader will recall that this was a fascist rallying cry in the Spanish Civil War. What it means is that one of "our" people is worth all of "your" people.
January 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The sign on Kristi Noem's podium reads "One of ours, all of yours." The reader will recall that this was a fascist rallying cry in the Spanish Civil War. What it means is that one of "our" people is worth all of "your" people.
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There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
January 11, 2026 at 7:53 AM
There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵
This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.
A thread on how to do that 🧵