Erik Wallenius
@erikwallenius.bsky.social
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Eagle Scout, Army vet, @BarackObama ‘08 alum. Interests include data/tech, board games, feminism. Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ he/him
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erikwallenius.bsky.social
What are ya hearin
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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whetmoser.com
one thing that’s definitely new over the past decade or so is the number of bumper stickers and signs threatening to kill you
erikwallenius.bsky.social
Hey I used to work with that guy! I mean, his grandson
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mosermostly.bsky.social
Rules for us, not for them. You can tell the real lawyers quit because now they just say it out loud.
heathercherone.bsky.social
Perry: How do you respond to the plaintiffs' contention that any unrest, any violence is the fault of how federal agents are interacting with members of the public? Does it matter if their conduct is why they can't execute federal laws?
Hamilton: No.
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suesswassersee.bsky.social
"everyone wants a revolution, but no one wants to wash the dishes"
phoenixcalida.bsky.social
My spicy take for this moment-

Too many of you do not understand the concept of infrastructure. How systems are built, how systems are maintained.

You want big bold action but haven't committed to the planning and the boring mundane tasks needed to make said action possible.
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suesswassersee.bsky.social
Chat is it good that our president with significant dementia indicators is getting fed false propaganda by his caretakers and the wider news media (looking at you, cnn)
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
“.. On closer inspection, however, it turned out that the image was not a photograph of a real event in Portland, but instead a fabrication created by combining two photographs of scenes that unfolded in South America nearly a decade apart ..”

@theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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blockclubchi.bsky.social
Federal agents are tear gassing police and first responders in Broadview, officials said.

"‘This is not Putin’s Russia." blockclubchi.co/3KvnbCg
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davidkaib.bsky.social
Struggling not to do the ‘now you notice!’ thing, which is rarely if ever the right move.
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bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social
Not sure now I've never heard this quote before but it's perfect ❤️❤️❤️
bobszilla.bsky.social
A fond welcome to my favorite month of the year. And the Algren quote on this print from @starshapedpress.bsky.social captures my thoughts quite nicely.

I do wish it wasn’t going to be in the mid-upper 80s for the next week though.
Chicago is an October sort of city — Nelson Algren
erikwallenius.bsky.social
Felt cute, might delete later
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suesswassersee.bsky.social
*screaming impotently* THEY DO. THEY DO SPREAD THEM OUT! OVER LIKE 15 YEARS! IT'S A VACCINE SCHEDULE NOT A SINGLE VACCINE! I'M GOING TO {REDACTED}
atrupar.com
Q: Outlets are reporting you plan to tie Tylenol to autism

TRUMP: It's a big factor, but you'll see tomorrow. We want things to take effect immediately

Q: Links between vaccines & autism?

T: Children get these massive vaccines like you'd give to a horse. I've said spread them out over 5 years
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suesswassersee.bsky.social
It's pretty amazing that 1) people successfully cleaned the pollution and 2) wow it takes a long time to un-fuck something, eh?
marriannemc.bsky.social
The first Chicago River swim in 98 years! The water is now clean enough. Congratulations to the hundreds of swimmers completing the swim this morning!
erikwallenius.bsky.social
Being an only child is shitty, for lots of reasons. But one of the things they definitely don’t tell you is that parenting siblings is like landing on a strange planet, and the alien life there just
Can.
Not.
Stop.
Yelling.
erikwallenius.bsky.social
the Chicagoan’s bar mitzvah
suesswassersee.bsky.social
16yo "I used to not like giardiniera, but now I really grew into it. It's like Chicagoan puberty."
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bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social
The funniest thing about all this—even funnier than the thinking that Reddit is the Dark Web—is the idea that the Dark Web turns you into a radical leftist. You all remember when 4chan started targeting police departments after George Floyd's murder, right?
lizrpg.bsky.social
When you definitely know what’s going on
Clearly, there was a lot of gaming going on, friends that have confirmed that there was kind of that deep, dark internet, Reddit culture and these other dark places of the internet where this person was going deep.
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suesswassersee.bsky.social
9 years ago was when you should have realized you shouldn't register for oppositional activities to this admin. Encouraging it today is negligence.
indivisible.org
We need your help to make October 18 the biggest peaceful protest of the year. Please spread the word, register your local event as soon as you can, and start RSVPing for the local protests to help build momentum: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...
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