Flashiest Bazbo
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I like broccoli. And science.
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The waiter: And what would you like today young man?
My two year old:
My two year old:
the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
The waiter: And what would you like today young man?
My two year old:
My two year old:
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February 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
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Do people who eat cookie dough know that you can just bake that shit and eat an actual cookie?
February 11, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Do people who eat cookie dough know that you can just bake that shit and eat an actual cookie?
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coworker gave me 5lbs of red pistachios and my workspace now looks like I’ve been doing rituals
February 11, 2026 at 1:05 PM
coworker gave me 5lbs of red pistachios and my workspace now looks like I’ve been doing rituals
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To the bat cave!*
*for soil-enriching guano
*for soil-enriching guano
February 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM
To the bat cave!*
*for soil-enriching guano
*for soil-enriching guano
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Been saying "uh oh" a worrying amount lately
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Been saying "uh oh" a worrying amount lately
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me: let me be perfectly clear…
Casper (the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know): what
Casper (the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know): what
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 PM
me: let me be perfectly clear…
Casper (the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know): what
Casper (the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know): what
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Thank you Senator @wyden.senate.gov!
I’m just going to leave this here
February 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Thank you Senator @wyden.senate.gov!
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Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
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i'm not doomscrolling i'm scrollmaxxing
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
i'm not doomscrolling i'm scrollmaxxing
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*holding a press conference* i did not cahoot with that man
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
*holding a press conference* i did not cahoot with that man
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A valentines day card that reads "sorry I went on your profile and liked all your posts"
February 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
A valentines day card that reads "sorry I went on your profile and liked all your posts"
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i can post worse if you give me a chance
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
i can post worse if you give me a chance
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ME: okay, how about this: a drama involving a pair of male sheep. we'll call it Bleated Rivalry
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 AM
ME: okay, how about this: a drama involving a pair of male sheep. we'll call it Bleated Rivalry
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
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socrates: the unexamined life is not worth living
me, examining life: well this sucks
me, examining life: well this sucks
February 12, 2026 at 1:25 PM
socrates: the unexamined life is not worth living
me, examining life: well this sucks
me, examining life: well this sucks
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[handcuffed]
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
[handcuffed]
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
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Throbbing Hearts by Ross Bleckner, 1994
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137938
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137938
February 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Throbbing Hearts by Ross Bleckner, 1994
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137938
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137938
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I feel this way about pretty much all vaccine-preventable infectious diseases. You shouldn't be allowed to dump cyanide into municipal drinking water and you shouldn't be allowed to recreationally spread viruses around shared public spaces.
My most authoritarian opinion is that the MMR vaccine should be mandatory, with only medical (not religious or floofy) exemptions allowed. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
This Is How a Child Dies of Measles
When your family becomes a data point in an outbreak
www.theatlantic.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I feel this way about pretty much all vaccine-preventable infectious diseases. You shouldn't be allowed to dump cyanide into municipal drinking water and you shouldn't be allowed to recreationally spread viruses around shared public spaces.
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At this point I think we can disqualify Newsom based on the fact that he is a known podcaster
February 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
At this point I think we can disqualify Newsom based on the fact that he is a known podcaster
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You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
Breaking News: The Trump administration repealed the bedrock scientific finding that greenhouse gases threaten human life and well being, meaning that the EPA can no longer regulate them. nyti.ms/4rSszQu
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
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my neighbor watched the Kid Rock halftime show and now her TV has Syphilis.
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 PM
my neighbor watched the Kid Rock halftime show and now her TV has Syphilis.
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Just take a look at this and remember, Pam Bondi's concern here was not with any of the victims of these crimes but with the nosy Democrats who actually gave a shit about them.
February 12, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Just take a look at this and remember, Pam Bondi's concern here was not with any of the victims of these crimes but with the nosy Democrats who actually gave a shit about them.
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been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis