Joe
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
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We started Indivisible in 2016 because a future Trump appointee was talking about the WWII Japanese internment camps as a model for immigrants at the same time that Schumer was talking about finding common ground with Trump.
This concentration camp was opened at Fort Bliss, the site of a former Japanese internment camp.
It also cost over $1B in private contracts to build in a place meant to hold 1000 people. So, basically it’s a fascist grift.
shorturl.at/qhuSc
It also cost over $1B in private contracts to build in a place meant to hold 1000 people. So, basically it’s a fascist grift.
shorturl.at/qhuSc
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We started Indivisible in 2016 because a future Trump appointee was talking about the WWII Japanese internment camps as a model for immigrants at the same time that Schumer was talking about finding common ground with Trump.
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"is the president of the united states currently being blackmailed by pedophiles" is a legitimate question with supporting evidence that needs to be investigated
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"is the president of the united states currently being blackmailed by pedophiles" is a legitimate question with supporting evidence that needs to be investigated
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Mamdani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on his first day
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Mamdani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on his first day
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So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
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my patience has increased but I will say, it is ok to have trouble reading, it is not ok to scream at people for things you imagined they said because you can't read what they actually said
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
my patience has increased but I will say, it is ok to have trouble reading, it is not ok to scream at people for things you imagined they said because you can't read what they actually said
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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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every time this gets brought up the argument is then WELL THEN WE'D HAVE TO PAY EVERYONE WHO WORKS ON THE GAME ROYALTIES SO IT'S JUST NOT DOABLE
but what if we did pay everyone royalties. :) what if people got compensated for their work :)
bsky.app/profile/sena...
but what if we did pay everyone royalties. :) what if people got compensated for their work :)
bsky.app/profile/sena...
Voice actors never get paid royalties on video games. It's one of the biggest scars on the industry as a whole.
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
every time this gets brought up the argument is then WELL THEN WE'D HAVE TO PAY EVERYONE WHO WORKS ON THE GAME ROYALTIES SO IT'S JUST NOT DOABLE
but what if we did pay everyone royalties. :) what if people got compensated for their work :)
bsky.app/profile/sena...
but what if we did pay everyone royalties. :) what if people got compensated for their work :)
bsky.app/profile/sena...
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Sincere question: Do Democrats not understand how the ACA works? Do they not understand they are bankrupting people
Maybe the GOP was never going to fully cave on extending the tax credits but the “deal” the Dems settled for is worthless to most ACA users!
Maybe the GOP was never going to fully cave on extending the tax credits but the “deal” the Dems settled for is worthless to most ACA users!
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Sincere question: Do Democrats not understand how the ACA works? Do they not understand they are bankrupting people
Maybe the GOP was never going to fully cave on extending the tax credits but the “deal” the Dems settled for is worthless to most ACA users!
Maybe the GOP was never going to fully cave on extending the tax credits but the “deal” the Dems settled for is worthless to most ACA users!
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i think if the democrats had dug in their heels and said "this is the epstein shutdown. trump is starving the country because he doesn't want the epstein files to come out" they probably could have ended him. so it was very kind of them to not do that
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
i think if the democrats had dug in their heels and said "this is the epstein shutdown. trump is starving the country because he doesn't want the epstein files to come out" they probably could have ended him. so it was very kind of them to not do that
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We live in the richest country in the history of the world, and we’re the only wealthy nation that doesn’t guarantee health care. Now we’re arguing over whether people deserve food. Explain it to me like I’m five because I don’t get it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
We live in the richest country in the history of the world, and we’re the only wealthy nation that doesn’t guarantee health care. Now we’re arguing over whether people deserve food. Explain it to me like I’m five because I don’t get it.
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Okay, so fantasy football is a thing.
But doesn't that imply the existence of mystery football, horror football and the like? Maybe Regency football, screwball football, Ruritanian football and more?
But doesn't that imply the existence of mystery football, horror football and the like? Maybe Regency football, screwball football, Ruritanian football and more?
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Okay, so fantasy football is a thing.
But doesn't that imply the existence of mystery football, horror football and the like? Maybe Regency football, screwball football, Ruritanian football and more?
But doesn't that imply the existence of mystery football, horror football and the like? Maybe Regency football, screwball football, Ruritanian football and more?
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I've noticed Axios particularly does this kind of reporting ever since 10/7. "Democrat leader privately very mad at Netanyahu/centrist caucus member is therefore totally blameless".
I don't believe these "sccops" are anything but PR for Dem leadership.
I don't believe these "sccops" are anything but PR for Dem leadership.
SCOOP: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
Scoop: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
"We let him know what we were doing," said Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.).
www.axios.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I've noticed Axios particularly does this kind of reporting ever since 10/7. "Democrat leader privately very mad at Netanyahu/centrist caucus member is therefore totally blameless".
I don't believe these "sccops" are anything but PR for Dem leadership.
I don't believe these "sccops" are anything but PR for Dem leadership.
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Welp not a conspiracy anymore
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Welp not a conspiracy anymore
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if you genuinely think Schumer and Democratic leadership opposed this & Republicans coincidentally got exactly the number of votes they needed to avoid a filibuster and none of those votes are from Democratic Senators who are up for reelection in the midterms next year, I have a bridge to sell you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
if you genuinely think Schumer and Democratic leadership opposed this & Republicans coincidentally got exactly the number of votes they needed to avoid a filibuster and none of those votes are from Democratic Senators who are up for reelection in the midterms next year, I have a bridge to sell you.
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Wild to see a dude who was actively telling me earlier this year “AI is here to stay” complaining about the amount of AI commercials he’s seeing.
Yeah it sucks man. It also sucked when it didn’t affect you, but you were too busy vouching for scabs to get that.
Yeah it sucks man. It also sucked when it didn’t affect you, but you were too busy vouching for scabs to get that.
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Wild to see a dude who was actively telling me earlier this year “AI is here to stay” complaining about the amount of AI commercials he’s seeing.
Yeah it sucks man. It also sucked when it didn’t affect you, but you were too busy vouching for scabs to get that.
Yeah it sucks man. It also sucked when it didn’t affect you, but you were too busy vouching for scabs to get that.
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Still processing the inanity of this cave, like, "We're going to make Republicans go on record that they want to destroy the ACA." You mean the motherfuckers who radicalized in opposition to it & voted to repeal it, like, 22 times? You're finally getting them on record? Really impressed over here
“If Schumer really wanted to use his considerable influence and leverage to stop this, he could have done that,” a senior Democratic Senate aide tells Zeteo. “He didn’t.”
Furious Liberals Call for Schumer to Step Aside, Senate Dems Mostly Quiet
After their shutdown surrender, liberal lawmakers are begging their base to unite behind them anyway – as Trumpland celebrates that their opposition is a bunch of 'p*ssies.'
zeteo.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Still processing the inanity of this cave, like, "We're going to make Republicans go on record that they want to destroy the ACA." You mean the motherfuckers who radicalized in opposition to it & voted to repeal it, like, 22 times? You're finally getting them on record? Really impressed over here
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it's almost as if you shouldn't and can't negotiate with completely amoral vacuous shitgoblins
In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
it's almost as if you shouldn't and can't negotiate with completely amoral vacuous shitgoblins
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Anyway I’m sure there’s absolutely nothing noteworthy about the fact that the consenting voice actors for Arc Raiders aren’t known or named and they aren’t talking at all about how proud they are to be involved with such a popular title.
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Anyway I’m sure there’s absolutely nothing noteworthy about the fact that the consenting voice actors for Arc Raiders aren’t known or named and they aren’t talking at all about how proud they are to be involved with such a popular title.
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However this vote turns out, boy you suck at this.
Schumer: "However this vote turns out, this fight will and must continue. Democrats must fight."
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
However this vote turns out, boy you suck at this.
Assault Squad Dela joins the fray!
It doesn’t show up terribly well in pictures but I used a new basecoat to make the red armor really pop. Very happy with it!
#warhammer40k #bloodangels #miniaturepainting
It doesn’t show up terribly well in pictures but I used a new basecoat to make the red armor really pop. Very happy with it!
#warhammer40k #bloodangels #miniaturepainting
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Assault Squad Dela joins the fray!
It doesn’t show up terribly well in pictures but I used a new basecoat to make the red armor really pop. Very happy with it!
#warhammer40k #bloodangels #miniaturepainting
It doesn’t show up terribly well in pictures but I used a new basecoat to make the red armor really pop. Very happy with it!
#warhammer40k #bloodangels #miniaturepainting
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I've said it before, and I will say it again.
We need courageous leaders that put working families at the center of all they do.
8 democrats caving to empty promises is an indefensible leadership failure
For the sake of our country, Schumer needs to resign.
We need courageous leaders that put working families at the center of all they do.
8 democrats caving to empty promises is an indefensible leadership failure
For the sake of our country, Schumer needs to resign.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I've said it before, and I will say it again.
We need courageous leaders that put working families at the center of all they do.
8 democrats caving to empty promises is an indefensible leadership failure
For the sake of our country, Schumer needs to resign.
We need courageous leaders that put working families at the center of all they do.
8 democrats caving to empty promises is an indefensible leadership failure
For the sake of our country, Schumer needs to resign.