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Kim

@kimprovising.bsky.social

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Mom. Wife. Introvert. Geek. Peanut butter lover. Thinks getting in & out of a sports bra counts as cardio. Blue dot in GA

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · Nov 22

Talk to me about your favorite book.
Talk to me about your favorite movie.
Talk to me about your favorite city.
I want to hear about your joy.

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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 9h

That’s a nice trick, since Biden wasn’t the president on Jan 6.

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 18h

captain's log, stardate 28902: that snickers flavored coffee creamer tastes too good by itself

captain's log, stardate 28903: i've started carbonating the snickers flavored coffee creamer

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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 21h

“No, Speaker Johnson — the No Kings rally on October 18 is not a hate America rally. In fact, it’s quite the contrary: It’s a love America rally.” #NoKings

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · Aug 24

Neither shitposter nor hitposter but a secret absurd thing (fortune pierogi)

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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 1d

So much winning 🙄

Qatar gets an Air Force base, Argentina gets $20 billion, Americans get a government shutdown.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

[best read with a French accent]

“I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.”

2 photos of a fluffy black-and-white cat with a pencil-thin mustache. They appear to he looking up and speaking in the first, scowling in the second.

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Count Coachula @coachmark25.bsky.social · 1d

Where is this place!? Must find.

CCscott @ccscott.bsky.social · 1d

@suewho82.bsky.social
That would be me

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 1d

Being in a room full of people is called I'm never doing that again.

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gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 1d

After saying “what” for the third time and still having no clue what they just said, is it okay to just crumple up in the fetal position until they go away?

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

We've profiled you based on your actual profile and it reads disconnectedly as an erotic thriller of the highest intelligence, I might add hilarious. If you ever commit a crime I'll be the first to put red herring in bio, let's alt away together