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Kim
@kimprovising.bsky.social
Mom. Wife. Introvert. Geek. Peanut butter lover. Thinks getting in & out of a sports bra counts as cardio.
Blue dot in GA
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My Feet are Fucking Freezing: A Memoir
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This is one of those times when all of the bad news just sucks the air out of your lungs.
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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and what if we became best friends for as long as we both shall live
December 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I've decided to make hot dogs, baked beans, and tater tots for dinner tonight because I am an adult
December 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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REP. @jamestalarico.bsky.social : “The biggest ‘welfare queens’ in 🇺🇸 are corporations that don’t pay a penny in federal taxes, and CEOs who get a tax deduction for flying on a private jet — not hungry kids, or working parents who work multiple jobs.”
December 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Hanging out with babies rules. This guy is the size of a Build A Bear and he's never even seen anything before. He just got here!
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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The Clothworker’s team continues to work with Naga community members to help bring the Museum’s Naga collection to life. A real highlight has been locating Atula Sangtam from Milada Ganguli’s 1975 Tuensang photograph—and receiving this beautiful response!
December 14, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Update
December 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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(thinking wistfully of my bamboo dollar tree backscratcher)
December 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Pizza is proof that there is a God, He loves us, and wants us to be happy.
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Sure you can invite more people to the plans we made two months ago. The more the merrier. Also I'm not going now
December 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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What @krystalball.bsky.social said 👇🏽

Pathetic, bullying lies from the White House
December 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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I was hanging out the passenger side of my best friend's ride trying to holler at you, please respond
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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At the moment, I'm regrettably not reading Agatha Christie in a Scottish Highlands cottage during a raging snowstorm whilst enjoying a plate of emotional support scones, so no, I'm afraid your email did not "find me well."
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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2 pm Tomorrow, Saturday, Dec 13th, St. Louis County Library event at Lewis & Clark Branch

The Art of Caring for Carnivorous Plants 🌱

presented by St. Louis Carnivorous Plant Society

Register www.slcl.org/events/art-c...
a close up of a plant with a lot of water drops on it .
Alt: Carnivorous plant eating an insect
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December 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I’m going to make a brownie today. I’d say brownies. But I’m not planning on sharing it.
December 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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“I hate olives.”

“You hate OLIVES???”

BITCH DID I FUCKING STUTTER
a close up of a cartoon character with a very angry face and a tie .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a very angry face and a tie .
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December 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Uranus was discovered on March 13, 1781. I'm pretty sure that's the same day first butthole skeet was posted.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Me waiting for my package to be delivered
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Nachos are medicinal, right?

RIGHT?!?
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I hate when my doorbell rings and I have to stop whatever I’m doing to be quiet and not answer the door.
February 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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If anyone else thinks the glass edge effect on the lock screen clock looks like shit you can change it back to solid
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I'm wearing my bed and dipping a pork egg roll into hot and sour soup just feel something other than exhaustion.
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Goddammit, Google Recommendations, are you spying on me or not?? Do not send me knitting patterns; I crochet, asshole!
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM