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what it's like 75% of my feed is right now after the halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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He looks like a vampiric gerbil.
Most people look good under disco lights

Not JD tbh
February 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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my theory why tech bros have gone insane is that tech optimism was their fuel for awhile. that began to fade as the future was looking less utopian and was obviously always about getting infinite money. when the public began to turn on big tech, tech turned to reactionary ideology to fill the void
February 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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touch tank
February 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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that stage of society when school children share the bond of having endured the camps together
The two children who returned to MN today say they saw one of their Valley View schoolmates at a detention center in TX. This is a child whose family was last in contact with the school on January 9. No one has known where they were until now.
February 5, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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Agent: These guys were all threatening us yesterday with hand guns.
...
Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us.

Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols?

A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us.

R: Pulling out literal guns?

A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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my grandma’s rural AI doctor diagnosed her with missing fingers
February 3, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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FYI, Kristi Noem’s full
initials are K.L.A.N.
February 2, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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Trump paid $750 in federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017 and now wants $10 billion because a leaker pointed that out www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
Trump Lawsuit Against IRS Puts Him on Both Sides of the Same Case
President Trump’s lawsuit against the government that he runs presents a mind-bending minefield of conflicts that could end with his appointees approving a federal payout to him.
www.wsj.com
February 1, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Elon Musk for the last 24 hours:
February 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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Heroes come in many forms and this is one of them
February 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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I brought you something good from reddit for once, as a treat
January 28, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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I'm not a gun guy, is holding a shotgun with your dick while you fumble with a smoke grenade considered good trigger discipline?
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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Yeah that’s the only difference for sure
January 20, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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i tried to order from them a week or two ago and the whole website was ai generated all the pictures and stuff, and every time i tried to go to checkout the site would error out, i just ordered dominos instead
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Seeing libertarians say “well if you don’t want to get shot by the secret police then don’t go outside” has been so enlightening
January 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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We are the sons of the uncs you couldn’t chop
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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This may be the greatest thing I've ever gotten from the thrift store
January 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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This may seem overly simplistic but I think it’s kind of obvious as an adult that that you should be able to choose other adults to fuck or not fuck based on any reason you want without being scolded
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Dec 31
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM