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for the potato fears not death
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 PM
for the potato fears not death
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
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Please, remember to wear your red MAGA hats when you’re in line at your local food pantry.
November 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Please, remember to wear your red MAGA hats when you’re in line at your local food pantry.
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If a billionaire fell in a forest and there was no one around to hear him, that would be perfect
January 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If a billionaire fell in a forest and there was no one around to hear him, that would be perfect
FOTUS is trending, and I've already used it so much it shows up in my phone's predictive text.
Nice.
Nice.
January 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
FOTUS is trending, and I've already used it so much it shows up in my phone's predictive text.
Nice.
Nice.
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Stop. Put on your skates and mittens.
- Vanilla Ice rink
- Vanilla Ice rink
December 24, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Stop. Put on your skates and mittens.
- Vanilla Ice rink
- Vanilla Ice rink
I want to make sure Bluesky sees and loves my dogs.
January 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I want to make sure Bluesky sees and loves my dogs.
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If a bear attacks you play dead. Unless it’s a koala bear then kiss it right on the mouth
January 4, 2025 at 7:29 AM
If a bear attacks you play dead. Unless it’s a koala bear then kiss it right on the mouth
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Well, sure, there’s no “i” in team…
But, there’s like, three of them in idiot.
But, there’s like, three of them in idiot.
January 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Well, sure, there’s no “i” in team…
But, there’s like, three of them in idiot.
But, there’s like, three of them in idiot.
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me: i’ve got something i want to say
brain: ok
me: and i need to know the dumbest way to say it
brain: (excited) OK
brain: ok
me: and i need to know the dumbest way to say it
brain: (excited) OK
November 30, 2024 at 8:58 PM
me: i’ve got something i want to say
brain: ok
me: and i need to know the dumbest way to say it
brain: (excited) OK
brain: ok
me: and i need to know the dumbest way to say it
brain: (excited) OK
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Look lady, I’m just here to clean your pool. I take my job very seriously
January 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Look lady, I’m just here to clean your pool. I take my job very seriously
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REMINDER: As President Biden is overseeing an orderly, peaceful transfer of power with the incoming administration, Trump helped orchestrate this violence, and has vowed to pardon these attackers on day one.
These Presidents are NOT the same.
These Presidents are NOT the same.
December 26, 2024 at 11:43 PM
REMINDER: As President Biden is overseeing an orderly, peaceful transfer of power with the incoming administration, Trump helped orchestrate this violence, and has vowed to pardon these attackers on day one.
These Presidents are NOT the same.
These Presidents are NOT the same.
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Liberal Indoctrination at Schools includes:
- Tolerance for a person’s differences.
- Respect for an individual’s choices.
- Awareness of climate change.
- Analysis of historic atrocities and those responsible.
- Exposure to concepts and ideas that contradict values taught at home.
- Tolerance for a person’s differences.
- Respect for an individual’s choices.
- Awareness of climate change.
- Analysis of historic atrocities and those responsible.
- Exposure to concepts and ideas that contradict values taught at home.
December 2, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Liberal Indoctrination at Schools includes:
- Tolerance for a person’s differences.
- Respect for an individual’s choices.
- Awareness of climate change.
- Analysis of historic atrocities and those responsible.
- Exposure to concepts and ideas that contradict values taught at home.
- Tolerance for a person’s differences.
- Respect for an individual’s choices.
- Awareness of climate change.
- Analysis of historic atrocities and those responsible.
- Exposure to concepts and ideas that contradict values taught at home.
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can we abort baby new year
December 27, 2024 at 7:28 PM
can we abort baby new year
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Who called it a cub and not the bear minimum?
December 27, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Who called it a cub and not the bear minimum?
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Me: Just because someone doesn’t immediately respond to your texts it doesn’t mean they hate you.
Brain: ok but ur wrong
Brain: ok but ur wrong
December 27, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Me: Just because someone doesn’t immediately respond to your texts it doesn’t mean they hate you.
Brain: ok but ur wrong
Brain: ok but ur wrong
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Sex with me is like bowling. There’s lots of drinking and cursing. Sticking your fingers in weird holes. You have to rent shoes
November 24, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Sex with me is like bowling. There’s lots of drinking and cursing. Sticking your fingers in weird holes. You have to rent shoes
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ON SALE THIS WEEK:
- Jimmy Eat Wood
- Parafloor
- My Chemical Remnants
- Floor Out Boy
- The Promise Rug
- Floorboard Confessional
- Jimmy Eat Wood
- Parafloor
- My Chemical Remnants
- Floor Out Boy
- The Promise Rug
- Floorboard Confessional
December 10, 2024 at 10:29 PM
ON SALE THIS WEEK:
- Jimmy Eat Wood
- Parafloor
- My Chemical Remnants
- Floor Out Boy
- The Promise Rug
- Floorboard Confessional
- Jimmy Eat Wood
- Parafloor
- My Chemical Remnants
- Floor Out Boy
- The Promise Rug
- Floorboard Confessional
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*gently places finger on caroler's lips* you had me at "O come"
December 6, 2024 at 11:28 PM
*gently places finger on caroler's lips* you had me at "O come"
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Now referring to Parmesan cheese as "zhan" so as to appeal to Gen Z audience.
December 3, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Now referring to Parmesan cheese as "zhan" so as to appeal to Gen Z audience.
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birds shit, pee, & give birth thru a combined opening that’s why a birdie is called a hole-in-one i guess idk im not tiger fucken woods
November 26, 2024 at 2:00 PM
birds shit, pee, & give birth thru a combined opening that’s why a birdie is called a hole-in-one i guess idk im not tiger fucken woods
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“Thank you for coming to my Theodore Talk” is what you say if you’re supes fance
November 23, 2024 at 1:59 PM
“Thank you for coming to my Theodore Talk” is what you say if you’re supes fance
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him: license and registration, please
me: *slides him fish*
him: ...
me: *slides him another fish*
him: have a good day, sir
me: *slides him fish*
him: ...
me: *slides him another fish*
him: have a good day, sir
November 26, 2024 at 1:51 PM
him: license and registration, please
me: *slides him fish*
him: ...
me: *slides him another fish*
him: have a good day, sir
me: *slides him fish*
him: ...
me: *slides him another fish*
him: have a good day, sir