Reverend Doktor Doctor Phill
@revdrdrphill.bsky.social
union man, comics lover, subgenius, 2 fake doctorates and one real ordainment. available for weddings, he/him/fat. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. avatar by @apelad 370630 (i will steal your image and post it with alt text)
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"Science said it was impossible, but I made my tornado-proof AI George Washington 7% more racist!!"
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"Science said it was impossible, but I made my tornado-proof AI George Washington 7% more racist!!"
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IT IS TIME
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November 29, 2024 at 12:28 AM
IT IS TIME
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World AIDS Day. We remember.
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
World AIDS Day. We remember.
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wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
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✅Dig through ditches
✅Burn through witches
✅Slam in the back of Dragula
✅Do it baby
✅Do it baby
✅Burm like an animal
✅Burn through witches
✅Slam in the back of Dragula
✅Do it baby
✅Do it baby
✅Burm like an animal
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
✅Dig through ditches
✅Burn through witches
✅Slam in the back of Dragula
✅Do it baby
✅Do it baby
✅Burm like an animal
✅Burn through witches
✅Slam in the back of Dragula
✅Do it baby
✅Do it baby
✅Burm like an animal
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My stepdad really only buys Penzeys and I think that's pretty cool
day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My stepdad really only buys Penzeys and I think that's pretty cool
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Yeah, but Strange was already grooving to the nuttiest sound around, coming in off Bleecker Street... ONE. STEP. BEYOND!
July 2, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Yeah, but Strange was already grooving to the nuttiest sound around, coming in off Bleecker Street... ONE. STEP. BEYOND!
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today is the first time since 1988 that the united states is not observing world AIDS day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
today is the first time since 1988 that the united states is not observing world AIDS day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
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we need a hakeem jeffries of the left
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
we need a hakeem jeffries of the left
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15 year olds are kids. They can’t consent to sex with an adult
This narrative shift towards calling them “barely legal women” is to get you to accept atrocities
The Epstein files are not a team sport. Democrat or Republican, they must be brought to justice
www.disabledginger.com/p/15-year-ol...
This narrative shift towards calling them “barely legal women” is to get you to accept atrocities
The Epstein files are not a team sport. Democrat or Republican, they must be brought to justice
www.disabledginger.com/p/15-year-ol...
15 Year Olds are Children and they Need Protection
Why are we debating if pedophilia is 'really that bad'? To protect pedophiles. This carefully crafted PR narrative is designed to make you think children can consent to sex with adults. They can't.
www.disabledginger.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
15 year olds are kids. They can’t consent to sex with an adult
This narrative shift towards calling them “barely legal women” is to get you to accept atrocities
The Epstein files are not a team sport. Democrat or Republican, they must be brought to justice
www.disabledginger.com/p/15-year-ol...
This narrative shift towards calling them “barely legal women” is to get you to accept atrocities
The Epstein files are not a team sport. Democrat or Republican, they must be brought to justice
www.disabledginger.com/p/15-year-ol...
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Keeping myself centered by thinking about Hulk skanking to the heavy heavy monster sound of Madness.
July 2, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Keeping myself centered by thinking about Hulk skanking to the heavy heavy monster sound of Madness.
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I don't see why I have to be the one to determine the next wave of Ska, it's too much pressure I never asked for that responsibility
December 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I don't see why I have to be the one to determine the next wave of Ska, it's too much pressure I never asked for that responsibility
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Could this be Marvel’s best new character of 1976?
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Could this be Marvel’s best new character of 1976?
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Could this be Marvel’s best new character of 1976?
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Could this be Marvel’s best new character of 1976?
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Could this be Marvel’s best new character of 1976?
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Could this be Marvel’s best new character of 1976?
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Could this be Marvel’s best new character of 1976?
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Could this be Marvel’s best new character of 1976?
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Could this be Marvel’s best new character of 1976?
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Could this be Marvel’s best new character of 1976?
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Could this be Marvel’s best new character of 1976?
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Could this be Marvel’s best new character of 1976?
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From the inbox: local activists have taken it upon themselves to print and distro this story to the community. Absolutely love to see it.
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
From the inbox: local activists have taken it upon themselves to print and distro this story to the community. Absolutely love to see it.
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i'm joining the war on pete hegseth on the side of the bus
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i'm joining the war on pete hegseth on the side of the bus
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My cocktail and I celebrating the art of Julee Cruise on her birthday
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My cocktail and I celebrating the art of Julee Cruise on her birthday
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If someone hits him with sugar next they’ll have cookies by the end of the week
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If someone hits him with sugar next they’ll have cookies by the end of the week