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Reginald Simmons
@simmons.bsky.social
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computer dork, inconsistent streamer, just trying to do my best
https://twitch.tv/simmons572
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Reginald Simmons @simmons.bsky.social · Nov 20
I am going to start a thread about the wild shit said between my coworkers at the office. Expect updates usually on Wednesdays lol
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funkjunkins.bsky.social
pronouns patch just dropped:
February 9, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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philsalv.bsky.social
It occurs to me that many people don't know about the GameFan coffee incident.

In 1993, GameFan published a manic 6-page review of the game Cybermorph that was written while tripping on LSD that somebody put in the office coffee pot

The review declared that Cybermorph was the first "real" game
"... where, anytime, and interact with crafts and characters all over each of fifty planets, for as long as I wanted After rescuing my allotment of pods I can survey the world, taking out remaining enemies, playing with different viewpoints and examining structures. Each level is a different type of rescue mission requiring a completely new strategy than the last. Some moons are totally hostile while others require intense exploration and passive gameplay. I played for 3 hours to complete the first eight moons, then suprisingly met a boss on the ninth. At that point (I'm used to 16 bit games) I figured it was over. But I was wrong. Eight more appeared that required massive study to conquer. Then, after another twelve hours of engulfing gameplay, I reached the end once again, fought two huge gunships and figured, for sure, that was it. Again, I was wrong. Eight more planets appeared that I am still, two days later, studying."
February 9, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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pixiecatsupreme.com
This just happened with the pronoun labeler being deleted
maxkriegervg.bsky.social 〽️ax krieger locks in @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · Oct 24
had a dream that this mf went "SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PRONOUNS!!!" and it looked like this
February 8, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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neonchinchilla.bsky.social
reality break and timeline cleanse:
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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tredlocity.bsky.social
The young people will:
- Recognize Heavy from TF2
- Recognize Max from Furaffinity
- Learn about Homestar Runner dot Com
- Wonder what's so special about this fourth guy who is just every person they've ever blocked on social media
wario64.bsky.social Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 5d
Poker Night at the Inventory (remastered) coming to Steam on March 5 from Skunkape Games store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/...
February 7, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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furry-hater.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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lorifontanes.bsky.social
@cpsc.gov found this pic of a drawing my kid made & thought you might approve 😁
child’s drawing in green crayon of a plug in CO2 detector with the words in crayon “I love you carbon monoxide detecter [sic]”
February 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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852dude.bsky.social
Ive watched this about 100 times.

This is why the internet was invented.

Right here.

Peak content.
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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zheida.bsky.social
this is my fav genre of thing
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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techconnectify.bsky.social
Let's do this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...
You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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ph0tonofficial.bsky.social
the journey that this little guy has had is truly a sight to behold. happy 3rd, el horso!
lkcorvus.bsky.social LK CORVUS @lkcorvus.bsky.social · 6d
el horso's birthday
el horso
February 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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carnitas.bsky.social
you know what
sure
I did a fucking google search for “punxarawney phol”
February 2, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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jocat.net
I Got Bored So I Made a Fantasy Themed Font
completely free on my patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/i-got-...
February 2, 2026 at 2:15 AM
simmons.bsky.social
oh yeah, our lungs are gonna be wrinkle free tonight
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
This site has really come into its own over the past couple of years.
Ana Marie Cox post: "Wait what is the Trump pooped himself story." mstw reply: "Trump pooped himself."
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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swiftonsecurity.com
No, but I do have that 55gal barrel of lube from Amazon
January 31, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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shindigs.bsky.social
I've always wanted the experience of picking up a landline phone and calling into a Discord channel.

That dream is now a reality:
Bringing ancient phones into Discord with SIPcord
YouTube video by coral
www.youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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brunodias.bsky.social
🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️pop 🕯️
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Bloomberg headline: "Nvidia Halts Plan to Invest $100 Billion in OpenAI, WSJ says"
January 31, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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idesofmerch.bsky.social
Lots of possibilities.
A diagram of Sisyphus II: The Ultimate Challenge. A game with a 400 LB iron orb that has an heating and cooling system to give you the proper Sisyphean experience.
January 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
simmons.bsky.social
can't get over the fact that i am an adult and i can just have an irish coffee before a flight if i want
January 30, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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jamesmunns.com
A rare case of a great landing (you can reuse the airframe after landing) that wasn't necessarily also a good landing (you can walk away from the airframe after landing).
uncleduke1969.bsky.social Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12d
“NOT ONE WORD, KATHLEEN.”
A small plane is tangled upside-down in power lines.
January 29, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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waveprism.bsky.social
WOKE MIIS ARE REAL!!!!!
a blurry picture of a soccer player on a field at night
ALT: a blurry picture of a soccer player on a field at night
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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tristanacooper.bsky.social
Tomodachi Life stream going great so far
gender selection in tomadachi life: male, female, nonbinary youtube chat going nuts WERE SO BACK ITS WOKEE LETS GOO NINTENDOS WOKE YES GAMERS WON WOKE ITS WOKE LETS GOOOO WOKE IS BACK!!
January 29, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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shubbabang.bsky.social
The image is a four panel black and white comic Panel 1: "Curiosity is good!" A little girl is thinking, thought bubbles with question marks float around her. Panel 2: It shows the girl now at a desk with a laptop, the page open to google.com/ "You can learn a lot from it..." Panel 3: It shows the little girl once again putting her hand to her chin in thought. "However..." Panel 4: "it is also a curse..." In the search box she has typed "what is vore"
January 28, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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florkofcows.bsky.social
January 13, 2026 at 12:43 AM