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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 2d

They only have four strings so they should be called ‘ivolins’.

Thanks for reading.

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 13d

Boy, if we were seahorses, I would get you *so pregnant*

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sunniva @sunniva.bsky.social · 5d

rewatched midsommar tonight and tbh buxmyndig being referred was the creepiest thing in that whole film

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macnult @macnult.com · Aug 7

discord message from me: if i’ve blocked you or anyone else in here i sincerely apologize. sometimes i smoke weed and get scared of my phone

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J👻K E @guess-what.bsky.social · 11d

BOXING REFEREE [pacifist]: guys stop

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sunniva @sunniva.bsky.social · 21d

please let her know that I am proud of her, too

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GONZO the Ghoastly 👻 @gonzo.bsky.social · 22d

Practissing my Howlerween stance

Orange and white cat, arched back like a Halloween cat

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 25d

celebrities out walking characters they’ve played instead of their dogs: thread

Danny Devito walking his Penguin character from Batman instead of his dog.

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · Aug 9

im being gangstalked by the consequences of my actions

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · Sep 14

"we cannot express our regrets profoundly enough, but it is our hope that you will use these two free passes to return to jurassic park"

Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · Sep 14

US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau expressed regret on Sunday over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia and said those who returned home will face no disadvantage when re-entering the US

US Official Offers Regrets Over Detention of South Koreans

US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau on Sunday expressed regret over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia.

bloom.bg

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Zack Furness @punkademic.bsky.social · Sep 14

2Smart2Tuff

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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · Sep 12

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

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The Onion @theonion.com · Sep 11

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...

theonion.com

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free link @aisucks.antifa.meme · Sep 10

he died doing what he loved most: not preventing easily preventable gun deaths

free link @aisucks.antifa.meme · Sep 10

let’s ask Charlie if his mind has been changed on this matter

News Article
Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths 'Unfortunately' Worth it to Keep 2nd
Amendment

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Aug 31

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Michelle Kenneth @michellekenneth.bsky.social · Aug 25

Now that Disney owns Fox, which means they own the Alien franchise, I can't stop thinking about how the Alien Queen is now a Disney Princess/Queen.

a man is being attacked by a monster with a lot of legs

ALT: a man is being attacked by a monster with a lot of legs

media.tenor.com

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Jul 7

bee
@gayesian.bsky.social
if you do your eyeliner in one stroke it should register as a crit and do the other eye too
December 31, 2023 at 4:40 PM

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · Sep 6

Washing instructions are stupid. You're going in the washing machine and you're gonna deal with it.

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Evil Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · Sep 6

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · Sep 4

is mayor mccheese's head an actual cheeseburger? or is just a coincidence of evolution?

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · Sep 3

i constantly think about this post

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · Sep 2

Sure, calling them travel writers is fine, but I just feel that ‘journeylists’ would’ve been so much better.

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onion person @junlper.beer · Sep 2

we’re about to see a second wave of teen reddit atheism the world has never seen before

Bobby Cole @bobbyfortx.bsky.social · Sep 2

Ken Paxton is now "recommending" that Texas school children recite the Lord's Prayer at school.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Jul 6

just now realizing that dumb is a palindrome

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · Aug 28

ME: why are you holding a strobe light?

WIFE: it’s a mood ring

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