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Damned Robot
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Not so fun to live in a world without an agreed upon baseline reality is it, Hermetics
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I'm probably a lot nicer on here because I can block before I tear into somebody. That's not a healthy muscle to exercise more than you have to. It'll turn you into a moralist
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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We are monitoring the situation in St. Paul and working to understand what unfolded. We received no heads up from federal authorities on this operation.

While we are always willing to work together on public safety, that is clearly not what this chaotic situation was about.
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Too many people who claim to care about politics seem to think of it as a debate rather than a matter of life and death.

You're never going to get the US fully behind the cause of Palestinian statehood if it's primarily associated with extremists protesting synagogues
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It's all "no scalps" until the public polling has you at 35% approvals
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Oh lol Gen Z is not going to react well to them getting the millennial treatment from business pubs
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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hate it when products are "mystery flavour." That's raspberry. That's not a mystery. It's a common fruit. Make a lollipop that tastes like the brief glimmer of pity that flashed across her face the last time I saw her. That's what haunts me. That's a mystery.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Gotta hang out in the communities where a subset of LGBT people hang out before you can really say you've never heard of them being toxic. I don't have bad experiences with cis gay men very often, but I also don't hang out at their bars!
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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This might be the single worst investment pitch of all time.
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Should pro-Trump Pakistanis be allowed to vote in American elections? This Federalist Society judge thinks so.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
For a second there I was like "damn what happened to Billy Bob Thornton"
just two cool guys looking normal and alive, like humans
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I don’t like subtweeting people I consider online friends, but there is a subset of people who are very worried about the ongoing radicalisation of our political elite but won’t ever acknowledge the echoes with the radicalisation of their colleagues on trans rights
And few who are sympathetic to us, some who are friendly with me on here, will ever stick their head above the parapet
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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[snort]
Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Regarding transphobia, the reason it has failed in the US where it succeeded in the UK is not because of economics. It's because Americans hate busybodies, and the UK doesn't
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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every single thing hegseth says in public reveals a bottomless pit of insecurity
When you draw a platoon leader like Hegseth, it’s your worst nightmare. You just ride it out until he’s gone and gets replaced by someone who isn’t a complete jackass. Only a fool like Trump would put one of them in charge of the entire defense department.
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Wow, this random beautiful woman just sent me a DM asking how I was doing! And she has no followers, I could be the first one to respond! Let me send her my social security number so she knows I'm serious.
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
CBS News is going to be bankrupt by 2030
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Lol did they have to refute the Sri Lankan Pet Supply company guy or is there a second memo
My "Not the next Enron" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Part of this is why I'm not worried about pardons for most of these guys. They just can't stop doing crimes.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You can say whatever you will about the explicitly fascist origins of pad thai. I'm gonna keep eating that garbage
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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If Nvidia had just stuck to soaps and moisturizers they probably wouldn't be mired in all this mess.
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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This 👇
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM