Jaye | The Key of Jaye 🗝️🎶💖
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Notes from an analog soul in a digital world. 🗝️💖📺 Cursed, but cozy. 🦇🐈⬛📚 A creative portal. A dark song. A midlife enchanted. ✨🖤💫
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If MySpace Tom opened things back up again, that place would thrive right now, I can feel it...
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Disney's Tom Sawyer Island & the changing of eras since debuting in '56:
-Cabin torched, settler dead with Indian-shot arrow
-'70s: Arrow removed. River pirates killed him
-'80s: Dead cuz he was a moonshiner
-'90s: No body, fire put out
-'16: Razed for Star Wars + Pirate's Lair
-Cabin torched, settler dead with Indian-shot arrow
-'70s: Arrow removed. River pirates killed him
-'80s: Dead cuz he was a moonshiner
-'90s: No body, fire put out
-'16: Razed for Star Wars + Pirate's Lair
February 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Disney's Tom Sawyer Island & the changing of eras since debuting in '56:
-Cabin torched, settler dead with Indian-shot arrow
-'70s: Arrow removed. River pirates killed him
-'80s: Dead cuz he was a moonshiner
-'90s: No body, fire put out
-'16: Razed for Star Wars + Pirate's Lair
-Cabin torched, settler dead with Indian-shot arrow
-'70s: Arrow removed. River pirates killed him
-'80s: Dead cuz he was a moonshiner
-'90s: No body, fire put out
-'16: Razed for Star Wars + Pirate's Lair
My reflection in the mirror when I'm creatively blocked...
February 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
My reflection in the mirror when I'm creatively blocked...
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Over 1,000 Ubisoft workers around the world have walked off the job.
In response to a return-to-office mandate, layoffs, and the cancellation of several games, workers launched a three-day strike.
The workers walked out in response to five French unions issuing the strike call.
In response to a return-to-office mandate, layoffs, and the cancellation of several games, workers launched a three-day strike.
The workers walked out in response to five French unions issuing the strike call.
Ubisoft workers are on strike: 'We are treated like children'
The strike comes after the publisher revealed plans to cut up to 200 jobs and ordered remote workers back into the office
www.polygon.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I'm FTW = Fuck The World years old.
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I'm FTW = Fuck The World years old.
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I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12, whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
November 20, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12, whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
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Science. God's way of telling us he doesn't exist.
December 16, 2023 at 12:30 PM
Science. God's way of telling us he doesn't exist.
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As a child I ate the flesh-colored crayola and this is my cannibal origin story.
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
As a child I ate the flesh-colored crayola and this is my cannibal origin story.
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Excuse me, do you have a Valentine's Day card that plays "Dust in the Wind"?
February 10, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Excuse me, do you have a Valentine's Day card that plays "Dust in the Wind"?
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thank you for contacting the abyss. your scream is very important to us.
February 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
thank you for contacting the abyss. your scream is very important to us.
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we were never meant to see everybody’s opinions all the time
February 11, 2026 at 1:38 AM
we were never meant to see everybody’s opinions all the time
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storing all of my ancestral spirits in old snapple bottles
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 PM
storing all of my ancestral spirits in old snapple bottles
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I can’t even get mad at conspiratorial randos online anymore. Anyone who doesn’t feel at least a little bit crazy now is not right in the head.
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I can’t even get mad at conspiratorial randos online anymore. Anyone who doesn’t feel at least a little bit crazy now is not right in the head.
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I’m beginning to suspect that the last name of those brothers isn’t actually “Chemical.”
March 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I’m beginning to suspect that the last name of those brothers isn’t actually “Chemical.”
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Truth be told I sometimes use big words I don't fully understand just to make me sound cleverer and more ambidextrous.
November 7, 2023 at 4:46 PM
Truth be told I sometimes use big words I don't fully understand just to make me sound cleverer and more ambidextrous.
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a old dude on marketplace dm'd me and asked me to phone him about my listing. PHONE.
while stunned, i am simultaneously soothed by the 1978 vibe
while stunned, i am simultaneously soothed by the 1978 vibe
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
a old dude on marketplace dm'd me and asked me to phone him about my listing. PHONE.
while stunned, i am simultaneously soothed by the 1978 vibe
while stunned, i am simultaneously soothed by the 1978 vibe
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Finally bit the bullet, moving to the country to eat a shitload of peaches
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Finally bit the bullet, moving to the country to eat a shitload of peaches
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Man I miss crop circles and skinny jeans.
February 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Man I miss crop circles and skinny jeans.
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I'm so old that when I first saw it in the cinema it was just called Star Wars.
February 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I'm so old that when I first saw it in the cinema it was just called Star Wars.
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70s children television shows exemplify why psychedelic drugs are the answer.
February 12, 2026 at 12:26 PM
70s children television shows exemplify why psychedelic drugs are the answer.
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instead of valentines day can there be another halloween
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
instead of valentines day can there be another halloween
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This day in history. 1692. The Massacre of Glencoe. Dozens of members of the clan MacDonald of Glencoe were killed by government troops when rather than pledge allegiance to King William III the MacDonalds just made Scottish noises at the back of their throats.
February 13, 2026 at 10:18 AM
This day in history. 1692. The Massacre of Glencoe. Dozens of members of the clan MacDonald of Glencoe were killed by government troops when rather than pledge allegiance to King William III the MacDonalds just made Scottish noises at the back of their throats.
If MySpace Tom opened things back up again, that place would thrive right now, I can feel it...
February 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
If MySpace Tom opened things back up again, that place would thrive right now, I can feel it...
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February 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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One thing I deeply appreciate about AMADEUS is it's one of the few films that accurately depicts the creative process (being clammy, pale, and sitting in your bed).
February 6, 2026 at 3:59 AM
One thing I deeply appreciate about AMADEUS is it's one of the few films that accurately depicts the creative process (being clammy, pale, and sitting in your bed).
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I'm convinced that a sign of getting old is how I keep buying new and fancy potato chip flavours, getting 1/3rd of the way through the bag and realizing I actually just want sour cream and onion.
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I'm convinced that a sign of getting old is how I keep buying new and fancy potato chip flavours, getting 1/3rd of the way through the bag and realizing I actually just want sour cream and onion.