Ellie Evans
@veritastrophe.bsky.social
El Beastie aka ellieAPI aka veritastrophe aka evansekeful
internet loreist // miner at the spreadsheet factory // reply bae // complex systems enthusiast
internet loreist // miner at the spreadsheet factory // reply bae // complex systems enthusiast
Pinned
Ellie Evans
@veritastrophe.bsky.social
· Nov 17
me: my biggest weakness is that at any given moment hearing “welcome home, son” by radical face could make me burst into tears
interviewer: what does this have to do with building data products?
interviewer: what does this have to do with building data products?
Reposted by Ellie Evans
Reposted by Ellie Evans
I feel like it’s totally okay to get together with the boys and drink some frosty ones and talk about how impressive Kate Bush is
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I feel like it’s totally okay to get together with the boys and drink some frosty ones and talk about how impressive Kate Bush is
Reposted by Ellie Evans
NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
Reposted by Ellie Evans
honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other
Reposted by Ellie Evans
For those who are pro book bans but only in the sense of banning “poorly written” books, if we banned said things.. then we’d never have the Twilight movies.
And that movie series is a cultural feast for the soul.
I may not care for the books, but holy shit those movies cure all that ail me.
And that movie series is a cultural feast for the soul.
I may not care for the books, but holy shit those movies cure all that ail me.
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
For those who are pro book bans but only in the sense of banning “poorly written” books, if we banned said things.. then we’d never have the Twilight movies.
And that movie series is a cultural feast for the soul.
I may not care for the books, but holy shit those movies cure all that ail me.
And that movie series is a cultural feast for the soul.
I may not care for the books, but holy shit those movies cure all that ail me.
Reposted by Ellie Evans
everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
Reposted by Ellie Evans
the astonishing thing about this wave of denialism is that we have more or less decidedly hit the point where clean energy is the *cheaper* option by some distance
I'm kind of baffled how the "moderates" have apparently all decided to turn against climate policy at once, just as China reaches green electrostate liftoff mode. I thought these people were all about National Greatness and making Hard Choices
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
the astonishing thing about this wave of denialism is that we have more or less decidedly hit the point where clean energy is the *cheaper* option by some distance
“you sold out”
“the rent ain’t paying itself so yeah obviously”
“the rent ain’t paying itself so yeah obviously”
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
“you sold out”
“the rent ain’t paying itself so yeah obviously”
“the rent ain’t paying itself so yeah obviously”
so much better than a piss tape
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
so much better than a piss tape
Reposted by Ellie Evans
Reposted by Ellie Evans
Ok but billionaires “hijacking” capitalism and turning it into an oligarchy is kind of the point? The inevitable baked in conclusion?
Just because Capitalism has been hijacked by the billionaires and turned into Oligarchy doesn't mean we have to march towards Communism.
I'd rather burn Capitalism to the ground and start over again, than have Communism.
I'd rather burn Capitalism to the ground and start over again, than have Communism.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Ok but billionaires “hijacking” capitalism and turning it into an oligarchy is kind of the point? The inevitable baked in conclusion?
Reposted by Ellie Evans
the angry base has been right and the savvy "calm down" caucus has been wrong every step of the way for the last 10 years
This seems significant
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
the angry base has been right and the savvy "calm down" caucus has been wrong every step of the way for the last 10 years
Reposted by Ellie Evans
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
Reposted by Ellie Evans
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
🧵
🧵
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
🧵
🧵
Reposted by Ellie Evans
i want the person in charge of this to know that it is funny and it is cnn's fault you will still be spurned for it
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 AM
i want the person in charge of this to know that it is funny and it is cnn's fault you will still be spurned for it
Reposted by Ellie Evans
Welcome to Antifa, WSJ
‘Entering Dangerous Territory’: WSJ Drags Nick Fuentes, Tucker Carlson, and Heritage Foundation in Scathing Op-Ed
The editorial board of The Wall Street Journal published a scathing op-ed on Sunday, attacking white nationalist Nick Fuentes and his supporters, warning that “an old political poison is growing on th...
www.yahoo.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Welcome to Antifa, WSJ
Reposted by Ellie Evans
one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it
Reposted by Ellie Evans
The @chicago.suntimes.com photographer who risked their personal health and safety to take this photograph is Anthony Vazquez. Please credit photographers and media outlets. In this age of misinformation, a photo with no context could be anything at all.
Please remind us who the domestic terrorists are again.
October 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The @chicago.suntimes.com photographer who risked their personal health and safety to take this photograph is Anthony Vazquez. Please credit photographers and media outlets. In this age of misinformation, a photo with no context could be anything at all.
Reposted by Ellie Evans
Remember when I said Trump’s H-1B policy sounded like a distillation of viral tweets?
September 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Remember when I said Trump’s H-1B policy sounded like a distillation of viral tweets?
Reposted by Ellie Evans
Eine Klein Late Night Music
Abundance adonis Ezra thought he was the Mozart of moderation, but Donald Giovanni's minions are playing him like a magic flute. And after last night's requiem for Jimmy Kimmel, we may all be descending into hell.
by Maureen Dowd
Abundance adonis Ezra thought he was the Mozart of moderation, but Donald Giovanni's minions are playing him like a magic flute. And after last night's requiem for Jimmy Kimmel, we may all be descending into hell.
by Maureen Dowd
September 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Eine Klein Late Night Music
Abundance adonis Ezra thought he was the Mozart of moderation, but Donald Giovanni's minions are playing him like a magic flute. And after last night's requiem for Jimmy Kimmel, we may all be descending into hell.
by Maureen Dowd
Abundance adonis Ezra thought he was the Mozart of moderation, but Donald Giovanni's minions are playing him like a magic flute. And after last night's requiem for Jimmy Kimmel, we may all be descending into hell.
by Maureen Dowd
Reposted by Ellie Evans
Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."
The Trump-Miller administration's single-minded focus on migration is starting to impact the availability of drugs in the US, according to this detail from a very good investigation @wsj.com published today.
www.wsj.com/world/americ...
www.wsj.com/world/americ...
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."
Reposted by Ellie Evans
is america ready for a vastly superior convenience store experience? when i think about my time in tokyo the first thing that comes to mind is 7-11.
The Japanese parent company of 7-Eleven is betting billions of dollars that it can expand its business in the U.S. by making its convenience stores more like the food meccas they are in Japan. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/09/b...
September 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
is america ready for a vastly superior convenience store experience? when i think about my time in tokyo the first thing that comes to mind is 7-11.
Reposted by Ellie Evans
We're about to experience the first modern recession caused substantially, and perhaps primarily, by racism.
US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau expressed regret on Sunday over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia and said those who returned home will face no disadvantage when re-entering the US
US Official Offers Regrets Over Detention of South Koreans
US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau on Sunday expressed regret over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia.
bloom.bg
September 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
We're about to experience the first modern recession caused substantially, and perhaps primarily, by racism.