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Will VanDenBerg
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Fiction in Threadcount, Denver Quarterly, hex, The Commuter, and elsewhere. Unsophisticated rube.
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*sits backward on chair*

Let me tell you kids about another Carpenter who a lot of people criticized
I’m not even googling it I’m gonna assume (correct me if I’m wrong) msnbc dot com has not done any “Sabrina carpenter horny album cover” coverage lately while Fox News has, because Fox knows its audience, which loves breathless condemnation that they can also secretly honk off to
June 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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“STRONG FLOOR… NO CEILING…”
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Federal immigration enforcement officials called off a planned raid on Canal Street today shortly before it was slated to begin.

New Yorkers who heard about the raid showed up at the garage where the feds had gathered, and as federal agents tried to leave, the NYPD cleared the way for them.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Salmonella has the chance to do the funniest thing
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Plumbing as reliable as the G train on a weekend
Does anybody wanna see one of the ugliest buildings in Brooklyn? It’s the fucked up apartment building they made subway themed for some reason.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Unhinged in the best possible way.
If you're looking for an Udo Kier film to watch, may I recommend BACURAU (2019), starts off like a worthy slice of sociopolitical realism and ends up as demented Brazilian neo-western exploitation. Don't read anything else, just see it. Contains one of my favourite film moments of the 21st century.
Bacurau – Official U.S. Trailer
YouTube video by Kino Lorber
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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always "spam risk" never "friendship opportunity"
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 10:36 AM
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Hegseth invading Venezuela
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I’m super happy to officially announce our next project, spearheaded by @threeohfour.bsky.social!

“Gilt” is a sci-fi/fantasy game about a priest haunted by a dying God.

Learn more (and wishlist!) over here:

store.steampowered.com/app/3979770
Gilt on Steam
Embark on a quest of redemption across the planet of Gilt to restore a disillusioned priest's faith, a dying God's power, and the waning hope of a people who have forgotten how to believe. A sci-fi fa...
store.steampowered.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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TERROR OF MECHAGODZILLA
Criterion edition cover illustration by Chris Wisnia
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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You can preorder As If the US version now. Out in June 2026 with FSG us.macmillan.com/books/978037...
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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jc denton: paul. i'm gonna have the last grapefruit seltzer.

paul denton: don't do it, jc. you haven't eaten all day and will give yourself an upset stomach.

jc: you underestimate what i'm capable of.

30 MINUTES LATER

jc: paul.

paul: what is it?

jc: my tummy hurts.
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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🔔There’s only 1 hr left to interact with the Entity outside town! Don’t miss your opportunity to follow them out into the foggy marsh
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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This is very close and I implore you to CHOOSE JOY by voting for the B-52s
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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When Bruce Springsteen sang "at night, we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines", he was talking about people who log on to LinkedIn after 6pm to write fanfiction about how good they are at their job.
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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new new: "Whalefall," by Kimberly Potthast: wigleaf.com
w i g l e a f :  (very) short fiction
An online journal of very short fictions -- under 1000 words.
wigleaf.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM