Will VanDenBerg
@wvandenberg12.bsky.social
Fiction in Threadcount, Denver Quarterly, hex, The Commuter, and elsewhere. Unsophisticated rube.
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Let me tell you kids about another Carpenter who a lot of people criticized
Let me tell you kids about another Carpenter who a lot of people criticized
I’m not even googling it I’m gonna assume (correct me if I’m wrong) msnbc dot com has not done any “Sabrina carpenter horny album cover” coverage lately while Fox News has, because Fox knows its audience, which loves breathless condemnation that they can also secretly honk off to
June 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Let me tell you kids about another Carpenter who a lot of people criticized
Let me tell you kids about another Carpenter who a lot of people criticized
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“STRONG FLOOR… NO CEILING…”
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“STRONG FLOOR… NO CEILING…”
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Federal immigration enforcement officials called off a planned raid on Canal Street today shortly before it was slated to begin.
New Yorkers who heard about the raid showed up at the garage where the feds had gathered, and as federal agents tried to leave, the NYPD cleared the way for them.
New Yorkers who heard about the raid showed up at the garage where the feds had gathered, and as federal agents tried to leave, the NYPD cleared the way for them.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Federal immigration enforcement officials called off a planned raid on Canal Street today shortly before it was slated to begin.
New Yorkers who heard about the raid showed up at the garage where the feds had gathered, and as federal agents tried to leave, the NYPD cleared the way for them.
New Yorkers who heard about the raid showed up at the garage where the feds had gathered, and as federal agents tried to leave, the NYPD cleared the way for them.
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Salmonella has the chance to do the funniest thing
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Salmonella has the chance to do the funniest thing
Plumbing as reliable as the G train on a weekend
Does anybody wanna see one of the ugliest buildings in Brooklyn? It’s the fucked up apartment building they made subway themed for some reason.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Plumbing as reliable as the G train on a weekend
Unhinged in the best possible way.
If you're looking for an Udo Kier film to watch, may I recommend BACURAU (2019), starts off like a worthy slice of sociopolitical realism and ends up as demented Brazilian neo-western exploitation. Don't read anything else, just see it. Contains one of my favourite film moments of the 21st century.
Bacurau – Official U.S. Trailer
YouTube video by Kino Lorber
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Unhinged in the best possible way.
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always "spam risk" never "friendship opportunity"
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
always "spam risk" never "friendship opportunity"
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Hegseth invading Venezuela
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Hegseth invading Venezuela
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I’m super happy to officially announce our next project, spearheaded by @threeohfour.bsky.social!
“Gilt” is a sci-fi/fantasy game about a priest haunted by a dying God.
Learn more (and wishlist!) over here:
store.steampowered.com/app/3979770
“Gilt” is a sci-fi/fantasy game about a priest haunted by a dying God.
Learn more (and wishlist!) over here:
store.steampowered.com/app/3979770
Gilt on Steam
Embark on a quest of redemption across the planet of Gilt to restore a disillusioned priest's faith, a dying God's power, and the waning hope of a people who have forgotten how to believe. A sci-fi fa...
store.steampowered.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I’m super happy to officially announce our next project, spearheaded by @threeohfour.bsky.social!
“Gilt” is a sci-fi/fantasy game about a priest haunted by a dying God.
Learn more (and wishlist!) over here:
store.steampowered.com/app/3979770
“Gilt” is a sci-fi/fantasy game about a priest haunted by a dying God.
Learn more (and wishlist!) over here:
store.steampowered.com/app/3979770
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TERROR OF MECHAGODZILLA
Criterion edition cover illustration by Chris Wisnia
Criterion edition cover illustration by Chris Wisnia
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
TERROR OF MECHAGODZILLA
Criterion edition cover illustration by Chris Wisnia
Criterion edition cover illustration by Chris Wisnia
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You can preorder As If the US version now. Out in June 2026 with FSG us.macmillan.com/books/978037...
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
You can preorder As If the US version now. Out in June 2026 with FSG us.macmillan.com/books/978037...
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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jc denton: paul. i'm gonna have the last grapefruit seltzer.
paul denton: don't do it, jc. you haven't eaten all day and will give yourself an upset stomach.
jc: you underestimate what i'm capable of.
30 MINUTES LATER
jc: paul.
paul: what is it?
jc: my tummy hurts.
paul denton: don't do it, jc. you haven't eaten all day and will give yourself an upset stomach.
jc: you underestimate what i'm capable of.
30 MINUTES LATER
jc: paul.
paul: what is it?
jc: my tummy hurts.
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
jc denton: paul. i'm gonna have the last grapefruit seltzer.
paul denton: don't do it, jc. you haven't eaten all day and will give yourself an upset stomach.
jc: you underestimate what i'm capable of.
30 MINUTES LATER
jc: paul.
paul: what is it?
jc: my tummy hurts.
paul denton: don't do it, jc. you haven't eaten all day and will give yourself an upset stomach.
jc: you underestimate what i'm capable of.
30 MINUTES LATER
jc: paul.
paul: what is it?
jc: my tummy hurts.
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Dad Calling Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Dad Calling Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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🔔There’s only 1 hr left to interact with the Entity outside town! Don’t miss your opportunity to follow them out into the foggy marsh
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
🔔There’s only 1 hr left to interact with the Entity outside town! Don’t miss your opportunity to follow them out into the foggy marsh
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This is very close and I implore you to CHOOSE JOY by voting for the B-52s
The Best Album of 1989 Round 4 Match #117
#7 The Stone Roses, THE STONE ROSES
vs.
#10 The B-52's, COSMIC THING
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#7 The Stone Roses, THE STONE ROSES
vs.
#10 The B-52's, COSMIC THING
forms.gle/UdcuSoP4FDXR...
The Best Album of 1989 Round 4 Match #118: The Stone Roses vs. The B-52’s
This is the Best Album of 1989 match for Wednesday, November 12th, 9am CST. It will be open for 24 hours, and the winner will move onto Round 5 (Top 8) of the bracket. If you haven’t heard either albu...
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November 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
This is very close and I implore you to CHOOSE JOY by voting for the B-52s
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When Bruce Springsteen sang "at night, we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines", he was talking about people who log on to LinkedIn after 6pm to write fanfiction about how good they are at their job.
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 AM
When Bruce Springsteen sang "at night, we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines", he was talking about people who log on to LinkedIn after 6pm to write fanfiction about how good they are at their job.
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Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
![Post by christian aka @nopoweradeinusa
woman: you said you had netflix?
me: this is much better
[I open a folder titled “movies” on my computer and the mechanical whirring of an 11 year old SATA hard-drive overwhelms the room entirely]
me: have you seen enter the void?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k6kg5ccozcphfcmp4zyx3s64/bafkreifrufej5lrdm2666pw4jkid5u3ej2txw4l7vdfnbn4oabkc7fvktq@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
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i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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new new: "Whalefall," by Kimberly Potthast: wigleaf.com
w i g l e a f : (very) short fiction
An online journal of very short fictions -- under 1000 words.
wigleaf.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
new new: "Whalefall," by Kimberly Potthast: wigleaf.com