ME: I'm thankful that I levitated for 20 seconds meditating during No Fap November.
MY MOM: I too am thankful for Katelyn's Barbie legs.
ME: I'm thankful that I levitated for 20 seconds meditating during No Fap November.
MY MOM: I too am thankful for Katelyn's Barbie legs.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Stalin (hair)
Khrushchev (bald)
Brezhnev (hair)
- Science PhD admissions reduced by more than 75%
- Arts & Humanities reduced by about 60%
- Social Sciences by 50–70%
- History by 60%
- Biology by 75%
- The German department will lose all PhD seats
- Sociology from six PhD students to zero