Alex Nicholson
@allpunandgames.bsky.social
I write things, I run games, but mostly I spend too much time on the Internet.
Pinned
Never did one of these and we have a lot of new folk today.
I’m Alex, he/him, 🇬🇧 in CA, and I do puns & games. Puns about games too. Not games about puns (yet).
Interests include:
🎲 D&D/BG3
🐻 Banjo-Kazooie
🗡️ LARP
🃏 MtG
👹 Pokémon
🩸 Hades
🦔 Sonic
🧟 Resident Evil
Follow me if you like these too!
I’m Alex, he/him, 🇬🇧 in CA, and I do puns & games. Puns about games too. Not games about puns (yet).
Interests include:
🎲 D&D/BG3
🐻 Banjo-Kazooie
🗡️ LARP
🃏 MtG
👹 Pokémon
🩸 Hades
🦔 Sonic
🧟 Resident Evil
Follow me if you like these too!
Insert a movie into another movie:
Twelve Angry Children of Men
The Lion, The Witch, The Magnificent Seven, and The Wardrobe
James and the Attack of the 50 Foot Woman’s Giant Peach
Twelve Angry Children of Men
The Lion, The Witch, The Magnificent Seven, and The Wardrobe
James and the Attack of the 50 Foot Woman’s Giant Peach
Insert a movie into another movie:
When Dirty Harry Met Sally
The Empire Strikes Back To The Future
The Good Will Hunting, The Bad Lieutenant And The Coyote Ugly
When Dirty Harry Met Sally
The Empire Strikes Back To The Future
The Good Will Hunting, The Bad Lieutenant And The Coyote Ugly
Insert a movie into another movie:
Se7en Brides for Se7en Brothers
They Shoot Horses, Don't They, Seabiscuit?
Santa Claus Conquers the Martian
Se7en Brides for Se7en Brothers
They Shoot Horses, Don't They, Seabiscuit?
Santa Claus Conquers the Martian
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Insert a movie into another movie:
Twelve Angry Children of Men
The Lion, The Witch, The Magnificent Seven, and The Wardrobe
James and the Attack of the 50 Foot Woman’s Giant Peach
Twelve Angry Children of Men
The Lion, The Witch, The Magnificent Seven, and The Wardrobe
James and the Attack of the 50 Foot Woman’s Giant Peach
One from the vaults at this cursèd time, in light of the excellent film by GDT.
(Your annual reminder that Christmas and the literary Gothic have been culturally entwined for centuries, so getting mad if I release a dozen bats at the mall grotto means YOU’RE the one ruining Christmas, AMANDA)
(Your annual reminder that Christmas and the literary Gothic have been culturally entwined for centuries, so getting mad if I release a dozen bats at the mall grotto means YOU’RE the one ruining Christmas, AMANDA)
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
One from the vaults at this cursèd time, in light of the excellent film by GDT.
(Your annual reminder that Christmas and the literary Gothic have been culturally entwined for centuries, so getting mad if I release a dozen bats at the mall grotto means YOU’RE the one ruining Christmas, AMANDA)
(Your annual reminder that Christmas and the literary Gothic have been culturally entwined for centuries, so getting mad if I release a dozen bats at the mall grotto means YOU’RE the one ruining Christmas, AMANDA)
You can’t handle the truth, Charlie Brown!
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You can’t handle the truth, Charlie Brown!
Top 5 Film Genres:
Zombies But Not Where You’d Think
Anodyne Suburb Terrorised By Inoffensive Goth(s)
Manic Pixie Dream Girl Deconstruction
Heist By The Dipshit Brigade, Sexual Tension Optional
Scruffy Rogue Saves Princess, Maybe Also World
Zombies But Not Where You’d Think
Anodyne Suburb Terrorised By Inoffensive Goth(s)
Manic Pixie Dream Girl Deconstruction
Heist By The Dipshit Brigade, Sexual Tension Optional
Scruffy Rogue Saves Princess, Maybe Also World
Top 5 Film Genres:
Average Joes ineptly involved with crime
Yearning and Burning
The Vibes Are Off
Arty But Not Too Arty
Hotel Transylvania
Average Joes ineptly involved with crime
Yearning and Burning
The Vibes Are Off
Arty But Not Too Arty
Hotel Transylvania
Top 5 Film Genres:
Finish The Puzzle And Die!
Never Mind "What Is It?" Just Eat It
Henge-porn
These Ghosts Are NOT A Trauma-Metaphor
If You Go To That Cabin The Trees Will Try To Fuck You!
Finish The Puzzle And Die!
Never Mind "What Is It?" Just Eat It
Henge-porn
These Ghosts Are NOT A Trauma-Metaphor
If You Go To That Cabin The Trees Will Try To Fuck You!
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Top 5 Film Genres:
Zombies But Not Where You’d Think
Anodyne Suburb Terrorised By Inoffensive Goth(s)
Manic Pixie Dream Girl Deconstruction
Heist By The Dipshit Brigade, Sexual Tension Optional
Scruffy Rogue Saves Princess, Maybe Also World
Zombies But Not Where You’d Think
Anodyne Suburb Terrorised By Inoffensive Goth(s)
Manic Pixie Dream Girl Deconstruction
Heist By The Dipshit Brigade, Sexual Tension Optional
Scruffy Rogue Saves Princess, Maybe Also World
When the story seems to be coming to a happy ending but there’s still a quarter of the book to go?
Problematic page gap
Problematic page gap
When your D&D party comes up against another adventuring group whose members can ALL cast fireball?
Problematic mage gap
Problematic mage gap
When you're angrier about something that happened to a friend than they are?
Problematic rage gap
Problematic rage gap
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
When the story seems to be coming to a happy ending but there’s still a quarter of the book to go?
Problematic page gap
Problematic page gap
Oh hey, I worked on one of these. Neat!
(It was Neotropolis)
(It was Neotropolis)
32nd Annual Thea Award Recipients | Themed Entertainment Association
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR 2026 RECOGNITION OF MERIT
www.teaconnect.org
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Oh hey, I worked on one of these. Neat!
(It was Neotropolis)
(It was Neotropolis)
Reposted by Alex Nicholson
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Yes, good. Let the word spread that ChatNPCs are unfuckable.
‘It shows such a laziness’: why I refuse to date someone who uses ChatGPT
It’s the ultimate ick: trying to form a deep, lasting connection with a person who outsources original thought
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Yes, good. Let the word spread that ChatNPCs are unfuckable.
Every time someone calls Elon Musk a genius I mentally file them in the “Abbie Normal” category
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Every time someone calls Elon Musk a genius I mentally file them in the “Abbie Normal” category
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and imagine what would happen to them if my Internet security were compromised. Thanks to NordVPN my personal data is protected by
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and smash those "like" and "subscribe" buttons
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and please advise.
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and imagine what would happen to them if my Internet security were compromised. Thanks to NordVPN my personal data is protected by
Don’t forget Water Breathing, that very nearly ended the campaign early on
if you're playing a 90s themed curse of strahd campaign it's a really good idea to be buffing the vampire slayer
October 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Don’t forget Water Breathing, that very nearly ended the campaign early on
Cocaine so white it claps on one and three
Cocaine so white it uses summer as a verb
September 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Cocaine so white it claps on one and three
Subtly downgrade a band:
Eveningwish
Eveningwish
Subtly downgrade a band:
Samsara
Samsara
Subtly downgrade a band:
The Alan Parsons Outline
The Alan Parsons Outline
September 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Subtly downgrade a band:
Eveningwish
Eveningwish
Not filming a Halloween special this year, just combining two previous ones. It’s a monster mashup.
filming my halloween special with just a skeleton crew
filming my halloween special in crow-mo
September 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Not filming a Halloween special this year, just combining two previous ones. It’s a monster mashup.
Ruin a song by adding the word "literally" to the title.
Literally Rock You Like A Hurricane
Literally Rock You Like A Hurricane
Ruin a song by adding the word "literally" to the title.
It’s Literally the End of the World As We Know It.
It’s Literally the End of the World As We Know It.
Ruin a song by adding the word "literally" to the title.
That Girl is Literally on Fire
That Girl is Literally on Fire
September 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ruin a song by adding the word "literally" to the title.
Literally Rock You Like A Hurricane
Literally Rock You Like A Hurricane
hello, I am Man
September 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
hello, I am Man
*me in the style of Peter Lorre, fishing a forgotten fruit cup out of the fridge instead of continuing to stare in vain at the line I’ve needed to rewrite since 10am*
“yeeees, a little treato. I deserve this.”
“yeeees, a little treato. I deserve this.”
September 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
*me in the style of Peter Lorre, fishing a forgotten fruit cup out of the fridge instead of continuing to stare in vain at the line I’ve needed to rewrite since 10am*
“yeeees, a little treato. I deserve this.”
“yeeees, a little treato. I deserve this.”
I know it might sound fake, but it seriously works. Protect your psyche.
Fun fact: this is one of the few methods that can prevent traumatic images and experiences from settling in
So if you just saw a thing you really didn't want to see, follow instructions below
So if you just saw a thing you really didn't want to see, follow instructions below
Play some Tetris or focus-heavy game for a few minutes to keep it out the brain (and yeah don't seek out the closer ones)
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I know it might sound fake, but it seriously works. Protect your psyche.
Sent out the invites for my Saturday morning cartoon murder mystery. Here we go!
two cartoon characters from fairly odd parents are dancing on a stage while holding guitars .
Alt: Cosmo and Wanda from Fairly Odd Parents are dancing on a stage while holding wands. Text: When it’s finally Saturday!
media.tenor.com
September 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Sent out the invites for my Saturday morning cartoon murder mystery. Here we go!
Can’t even give your life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot any more, because of woke
MAGA with its finger on the pulse of what truly matters to Americans:
August 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Can’t even give your life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot any more, because of woke
Reposted by Alex Nicholson
Better taglines for Jason Statham movies than the ones they used
The Meg: He’s going to jump the shark
The Beekeeper: This is plan bee
A Working Man: Time to punch in
The Meg 2: Fins can only get better
The Transporter: Prepare to be moved
The Meg: He’s going to jump the shark
The Beekeeper: This is plan bee
A Working Man: Time to punch in
The Meg 2: Fins can only get better
The Transporter: Prepare to be moved
July 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Better taglines for Jason Statham movies than the ones they used
The Meg: He’s going to jump the shark
The Beekeeper: This is plan bee
A Working Man: Time to punch in
The Meg 2: Fins can only get better
The Transporter: Prepare to be moved
The Meg: He’s going to jump the shark
The Beekeeper: This is plan bee
A Working Man: Time to punch in
The Meg 2: Fins can only get better
The Transporter: Prepare to be moved
Slightly diminish a band: Toon Linkin Park
August 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Toon Linkin Park
Reposted by Alex Nicholson
You see during the War of the Roses when one door closes Tudors open
August 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You see during the War of the Roses when one door closes Tudors open
UCLA gave me the shot at the life I have today. I simply wouldn’t be where I am if not for them.
I need them to fight tooth & claw to halt this boorish extortion racket in its tracks. Let this spurious lawsuit die on a thousand red tape-snarled thorns until their attorney stooges weep blood.
I need them to fight tooth & claw to halt this boorish extortion racket in its tracks. Let this spurious lawsuit die on a thousand red tape-snarled thorns until their attorney stooges weep blood.
August 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
UCLA gave me the shot at the life I have today. I simply wouldn’t be where I am if not for them.
I need them to fight tooth & claw to halt this boorish extortion racket in its tracks. Let this spurious lawsuit die on a thousand red tape-snarled thorns until their attorney stooges weep blood.
I need them to fight tooth & claw to halt this boorish extortion racket in its tracks. Let this spurious lawsuit die on a thousand red tape-snarled thorns until their attorney stooges weep blood.
I will say it until I’m dead, wholesome intergenerational mentorship is the antidote to the manosphere. Strong communities are more resilient against radicalisation.
Manosphere should just be replaced with this:
August 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I will say it until I’m dead, wholesome intergenerational mentorship is the antidote to the manosphere. Strong communities are more resilient against radicalisation.