alorah beighey
@alorahdanan.bsky.social
vsual and digital artist in Pittsburgh
#lineart #digitalpainting #illustrator
open for commissions
work for sale
#lineart #digitalpainting #illustrator
open for commissions
work for sale
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April 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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One thing I would love to do is go to bed
April 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
One thing I would love to do is go to bed
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doing a cool samurai thing where I slice an incoming arrow in half with my katana, instantly killing my two buddies standing just behind me
March 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
doing a cool samurai thing where I slice an incoming arrow in half with my katana, instantly killing my two buddies standing just behind me
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Anxiety is like if hope were paranoid
March 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Anxiety is like if hope were paranoid
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more like the Down Jones lol right
March 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
more like the Down Jones lol right
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what you mean i can't get stoned from eating chicken pot pie
March 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
what you mean i can't get stoned from eating chicken pot pie
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to be fair, the stock market crash is a nice change of pace from all the airplanes
March 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
to be fair, the stock market crash is a nice change of pace from all the airplanes
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One of my companies informed me they cancelled a $2m conference in Florida. Why ?
They didn’t feel they could pass on the incremental cost of tariffs. So they are cutting expenses.
That’s a city that lost a ton of tourism revenue.
The cost of tariffs isn’t just the cost of the tariff
They didn’t feel they could pass on the incremental cost of tariffs. So they are cutting expenses.
That’s a city that lost a ton of tourism revenue.
The cost of tariffs isn’t just the cost of the tariff
March 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
One of my companies informed me they cancelled a $2m conference in Florida. Why ?
They didn’t feel they could pass on the incremental cost of tariffs. So they are cutting expenses.
That’s a city that lost a ton of tourism revenue.
The cost of tariffs isn’t just the cost of the tariff
They didn’t feel they could pass on the incremental cost of tariffs. So they are cutting expenses.
That’s a city that lost a ton of tourism revenue.
The cost of tariffs isn’t just the cost of the tariff
I recently started watching WWE, and my fave thing is live texting my dad funny comments back and forth during each episode. It's a nice little thing we can bond over and laugh about. The amount of YEETS in our text thread is getting out of hand.
March 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I recently started watching WWE, and my fave thing is live texting my dad funny comments back and forth during each episode. It's a nice little thing we can bond over and laugh about. The amount of YEETS in our text thread is getting out of hand.
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dear yellowstone super volcano...
*taps watch*
*taps watch*
March 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
dear yellowstone super volcano...
*taps watch*
*taps watch*
February Birth Flower
💰 FOR SALE 💰
💥 8x10 Art Prints 💥
📬 ready to ship
#lineart #artforsale #forsale #digitalart #artist #illustrator #flowers #violet #minimalism
💰 FOR SALE 💰
💥 8x10 Art Prints 💥
📬 ready to ship
#lineart #artforsale #forsale #digitalart #artist #illustrator #flowers #violet #minimalism
February 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
February Birth Flower
💰 FOR SALE 💰
💥 8x10 Art Prints 💥
📬 ready to ship
#lineart #artforsale #forsale #digitalart #artist #illustrator #flowers #violet #minimalism
💰 FOR SALE 💰
💥 8x10 Art Prints 💥
📬 ready to ship
#lineart #artforsale #forsale #digitalart #artist #illustrator #flowers #violet #minimalism
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You know they make the blenders loud so you can't hear the fruit screaming.
December 2, 2024 at 1:33 AM
You know they make the blenders loud so you can't hear the fruit screaming.
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I have reconsidered my position on eating the rich and am now preparing my sauté pan.
February 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I have reconsidered my position on eating the rich and am now preparing my sauté pan.
January Birth Flower
💰 FOR SALE 💰
💥 8x10 Art Prints 💥
📬 ready to ship
#lineart #artforsale #forsale #digitalart #artist #illustrator #flowers #carnations
💰 FOR SALE 💰
💥 8x10 Art Prints 💥
📬 ready to ship
#lineart #artforsale #forsale #digitalart #artist #illustrator #flowers #carnations
February 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
January Birth Flower
💰 FOR SALE 💰
💥 8x10 Art Prints 💥
📬 ready to ship
#lineart #artforsale #forsale #digitalart #artist #illustrator #flowers #carnations
💰 FOR SALE 💰
💥 8x10 Art Prints 💥
📬 ready to ship
#lineart #artforsale #forsale #digitalart #artist #illustrator #flowers #carnations
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why stop at carrot cake? here have some asparagus pudding you sick fuck
February 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
why stop at carrot cake? here have some asparagus pudding you sick fuck
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this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
February 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
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Today I made low-calorie brownies for the first time.
Also, today I made low-calorie brownies for the last time.
Also, today I made low-calorie brownies for the last time.
February 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Today I made low-calorie brownies for the first time.
Also, today I made low-calorie brownies for the last time.
Also, today I made low-calorie brownies for the last time.
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First they raised the prices of eggs, and I did not speak out. Then the Ghirardelli semisweet chocolate chips went from $3.69 to $5.19 overnight, and now I am going to burn this place down.
February 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
First they raised the prices of eggs, and I did not speak out. Then the Ghirardelli semisweet chocolate chips went from $3.69 to $5.19 overnight, and now I am going to burn this place down.
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*uses echolocation to find the clit*
February 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
*uses echolocation to find the clit*
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Holy shit. I asked Jasmine Crockett what she would tell Elon if she could.
This was her answer:
This was her answer:
NEW: I just asked Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett if she had a message to Elon Musk.
What would she say to him? Here was her answer:
“Fuck off.”
What would she say to him? Here was her answer:
“Fuck off.”
February 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Holy shit. I asked Jasmine Crockett what she would tell Elon if she could.
This was her answer:
This was her answer:
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Me: excuse me where's your restroom
Salesman: It's for customers only
Me: [doing the pee dance] ok I will have one ford explorer please
Salesman: It's for customers only
Me: [doing the pee dance] ok I will have one ford explorer please
February 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Me: excuse me where's your restroom
Salesman: It's for customers only
Me: [doing the pee dance] ok I will have one ford explorer please
Salesman: It's for customers only
Me: [doing the pee dance] ok I will have one ford explorer please
If I see one more person do a god damn Nazi salute on camera and then claim it to be a "wave" or "enthusiasm" I stg...
February 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If I see one more person do a god damn Nazi salute on camera and then claim it to be a "wave" or "enthusiasm" I stg...
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She organized her collection of Disney cartoons using the Huey, Dewey & Louie decimal system.
February 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
She organized her collection of Disney cartoons using the Huey, Dewey & Louie decimal system.
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Just booked a flight & under Special Requests I put “Please land the plane right side up.”
February 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Just booked a flight & under Special Requests I put “Please land the plane right side up.”