antifabowser
@antifabowser.bsky.social
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sometimes i get REALLY sleepy - like ‘time to go to bed’ level sleepy
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
sometimes i get REALLY sleepy - like ‘time to go to bed’ level sleepy
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Today's young people are far too young for my liking. And they shouldn't run so fast when I'm trying to chase them down in my biplane
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Today's young people are far too young for my liking. And they shouldn't run so fast when I'm trying to chase them down in my biplane
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Online dating can suck my wad. Not looking for any of these normal losers. I need someone mentally ill
October 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Online dating can suck my wad. Not looking for any of these normal losers. I need someone mentally ill
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L'automate / The automaton - 1928
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3112474
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3112474
October 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
L'automate / The automaton - 1928
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3112474
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3112474
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(Guy sitting on the couch) My world is fire and blood
October 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
(Guy sitting on the couch) My world is fire and blood
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I was attacked by members of antifa for the “crime” of using colorful language in support of the president. one antifa distracted me by donning an alluring outfit while another subtly undid my belt so my trousers fell around my ankles. when I attempted to give chase, the unthinkable happened
October 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I was attacked by members of antifa for the “crime” of using colorful language in support of the president. one antifa distracted me by donning an alluring outfit while another subtly undid my belt so my trousers fell around my ankles. when I attempted to give chase, the unthinkable happened
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my balls have been STOLEN
my balls are currently on loan to the louvre
October 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
my balls have been STOLEN
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just placed a deadly new virus inside an easily breakable glass container
October 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
just placed a deadly new virus inside an easily breakable glass container
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as you get older you realize that sex is like, whatever, but the intimacy and human connection you get from sharing yourself with a loving partner is also like, whatever
March 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
as you get older you realize that sex is like, whatever, but the intimacy and human connection you get from sharing yourself with a loving partner is also like, whatever
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Yes, the headstones are suspiciously close to each other. Did you come here to throw your measuring tape around, or do you want to save some money?
October 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Yes, the headstones are suspiciously close to each other. Did you come here to throw your measuring tape around, or do you want to save some money?
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ME: if a dog gets loose you call a dogcatcher so if a cat gets loose you should call a catdogcher
911: umm okay
911: umm okay
August 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
ME: if a dog gets loose you call a dogcatcher so if a cat gets loose you should call a catdogcher
911: umm okay
911: umm okay
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one-eyebrowed library patron just signed out headphone set 9 under the name "Unholy Wayne"
October 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
one-eyebrowed library patron just signed out headphone set 9 under the name "Unholy Wayne"
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Does really bring into question a lot of facts previously considered uncontestable
October 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Does really bring into question a lot of facts previously considered uncontestable
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(pleasantly) we're like sitting ducks out here
October 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
(pleasantly) we're like sitting ducks out here
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When no one was looking I snuck a bottle of roll-on salad dressing—a completely made-up product—into the town’s time capsule.
October 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
When no one was looking I snuck a bottle of roll-on salad dressing—a completely made-up product—into the town’s time capsule.
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Hey man, your portents are growing a bit ominous. Probably nothing to worry about
October 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Hey man, your portents are growing a bit ominous. Probably nothing to worry about
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yes I like tuna water, yes I like being pet, and yes I love yelling for attention BUT I AM NOT A CAT
October 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
yes I like tuna water, yes I like being pet, and yes I love yelling for attention BUT I AM NOT A CAT
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i’m so hungry i could eat a third wolf
October 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i’m so hungry i could eat a third wolf
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Packing my wounds full of mash potato
October 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Packing my wounds full of mash potato
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waiting to order until i've heard back from my spies
October 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
waiting to order until i've heard back from my spies
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Ghoul and goblin awareness
There are ghouls and goblins
There are ghouls and goblins
October 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Ghoul and goblin awareness
There are ghouls and goblins
There are ghouls and goblins
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I don't normally ask much of my followers but I need you all to come to my house and build a monolith in the garden
October 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I don't normally ask much of my followers but I need you all to come to my house and build a monolith in the garden
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*knocking on your car window* a few miles back your dog’s ear was inside out thought you should know
May 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
*knocking on your car window* a few miles back your dog’s ear was inside out thought you should know