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Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
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Ghost with Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Ghost with Big Naturals
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Gandalf's "a wizard is never late, nor is he early" and Kesha's "Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in" are essentially the same sentiment
January 18, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Gandalf's "a wizard is never late, nor is he early" and Kesha's "Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in" are essentially the same sentiment
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The Ship of Theseus grady morphed into Trigger's Broom over time, but is it really the same paradox?
January 18, 2026 at 12:29 PM
The Ship of Theseus grady morphed into Trigger's Broom over time, but is it really the same paradox?
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White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling https://theonion.com/white-house-maid-shrieks-after-spotting-melania-on-ceiling/
December 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling https://theonion.com/white-house-maid-shrieks-after-spotting-melania-on-ceiling/
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws
September 20, 2023 at 10:50 PM
It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
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I was unbeatable on the crackers today. It just all clicked. Nobody else got a joke or a little toy. I wore six hats.
December 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I was unbeatable on the crackers today. It just all clicked. Nobody else got a joke or a little toy. I wore six hats.
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me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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It's that time of year where I post this one
December 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It's that time of year where I post this one
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It's done.
The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2025
YouTube video by Todd in the Shadows
www.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It's done.
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Unsolicited writing advice, no. 1726:
Fiction hates coincidences. Just because it happens in real life doesn't mean it will work in fiction. In 1379, in Yorkshire, there was born a girl named Diot Coke. This, although actually true, still doesn't mean you can use her name in your historical novel.
Fiction hates coincidences. Just because it happens in real life doesn't mean it will work in fiction. In 1379, in Yorkshire, there was born a girl named Diot Coke. This, although actually true, still doesn't mean you can use her name in your historical novel.
December 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 1726:
Fiction hates coincidences. Just because it happens in real life doesn't mean it will work in fiction. In 1379, in Yorkshire, there was born a girl named Diot Coke. This, although actually true, still doesn't mean you can use her name in your historical novel.
Fiction hates coincidences. Just because it happens in real life doesn't mean it will work in fiction. In 1379, in Yorkshire, there was born a girl named Diot Coke. This, although actually true, still doesn't mean you can use her name in your historical novel.
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"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by Three Spirits."
Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.
"So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice.
"No. Three more."
"So four spirits" said Scrooge.
The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa
Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.
"So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice.
"No. Three more."
"So four spirits" said Scrooge.
The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa
December 24, 2024 at 5:48 PM
"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by Three Spirits."
Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.
"So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice.
"No. Three more."
"So four spirits" said Scrooge.
The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa
Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.
"So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice.
"No. Three more."
"So four spirits" said Scrooge.
The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa
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Hello friends. I will be running an all day SHENMUE 3 charity stream in aid of Palestine.
You can come watch here:
www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...
and you can donate here:
tiltify.com/@supereyepat...
Here is a preview
You can come watch here:
www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...
and you can donate here:
tiltify.com/@supereyepat...
Here is a preview
December 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Hello friends. I will be running an all day SHENMUE 3 charity stream in aid of Palestine.
You can come watch here:
www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...
and you can donate here:
tiltify.com/@supereyepat...
Here is a preview
You can come watch here:
www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...
and you can donate here:
tiltify.com/@supereyepat...
Here is a preview
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We Need To Talk About Kevin (1990)
December 1, 2024 at 2:31 AM
We Need To Talk About Kevin (1990)
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this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme
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[a raven arrives carrying a tapestry of a penis]
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
[a raven arrives carrying a tapestry of a penis]
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
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the genAI bubble relies on you conflating the genuinely tremendous potential of using machine learning for e.g. image recognition in radiotherapy, protein folding, simulations in power systems etc with the child abuse image generators and schizophrenic delusions generators
People on BlueSky: AI is useless! A stochastic parrot!
Mathematicians/biologists/physicists: It is already helping us do frontier technical research and in some cases solve open problems arxiv.org/pdf/2511.16072
(There are of course, as always, many caveats, but the paper is genuinely remarkable)
Mathematicians/biologists/physicists: It is already helping us do frontier technical research and in some cases solve open problems arxiv.org/pdf/2511.16072
(There are of course, as always, many caveats, but the paper is genuinely remarkable)
arxiv.org
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
the genAI bubble relies on you conflating the genuinely tremendous potential of using machine learning for e.g. image recognition in radiotherapy, protein folding, simulations in power systems etc with the child abuse image generators and schizophrenic delusions generators
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For Star Trek fans watching Stargate SG-1 for the first time.
After you finish the fourth episode called “Emancipation”, just go check the credits for the writer and it’ll all make sense why it was like that.
After you finish the fourth episode called “Emancipation”, just go check the credits for the writer and it’ll all make sense why it was like that.
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
For Star Trek fans watching Stargate SG-1 for the first time.
After you finish the fourth episode called “Emancipation”, just go check the credits for the writer and it’ll all make sense why it was like that.
After you finish the fourth episode called “Emancipation”, just go check the credits for the writer and it’ll all make sense why it was like that.
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time