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times have changed. you can't even hang out by a gas station smoking cigarettes and saying "you kids wanna see a dead body?" anymore
September 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Thys meetinge koude have been a Renaissance Faire
September 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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annual reminder
August 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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a secret Taco Bell that performs euthanasias
August 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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All glitter is edible if you're not a little bitch
July 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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July 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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These cargo short pockets are full of feelings, bro
June 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Whoever has my voodoo doll please pull her hair and make her a sandwich
July 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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I’m in a mood so I’m either gonna show my tramp stamp or call someone a meanie.
July 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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"Freaky Friday"
"Freakier Friday"
"Freakiest Friday"
"Freaky Friday IV: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"5reaky 5riday"
"Freaky 6"
"Freaky Friday VII: The Voyage Home"
"Freaky Friday vs. Jason"
July 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
hey someone look at this cool beetle I found, car key for size
July 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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“I miss laughing,” said Piglet

“Stick it up your whole ass,” said Tigger
June 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Holding my bourbon up like Rafiki holding Simba if Rafiki was going to drink several Simbas.
June 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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when im sleeping in my bed thats the real me
June 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Ima stick my dick in some thousand island dressing. Cause I got depression.
June 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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the swamp ass that launched a thousand ships
June 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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I'm not apologizing for running into shit anymore. Fuck that cabinet.
June 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Like granny always said, "Kick her in the dick"
June 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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have you considered kicking my ass about it?
June 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Woke up ground to dust under the inexorable wheel of time again
May 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Fuck nudes, drive off a cliff with me.
May 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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i heard reading is fundamental
May 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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*indecipherable shrieking* oh bae listen its our song
May 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM