Bishop Allan Wench
@bishopallanwench.bsky.social
The United Colors of Benneton Do Not Bleed.
Pinned
Not sure why I'm getting stares while filling two labeled bags of ice at the hotel. How else do I know which one is for the bathtub and which one is for the kidney?
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You can't hurt me anymore than the years of childhood lead exposure already has
January 27, 2026 at 9:59 PM
You can't hurt me anymore than the years of childhood lead exposure already has
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God Informs Humanity Choking People Meant To Die https://theonion.com/god-informs-humanity-choking-people-meant-to-die/
January 26, 2026 at 9:00 PM
God Informs Humanity Choking People Meant To Die https://theonion.com/god-informs-humanity-choking-people-meant-to-die/
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pretty expensive handjob but ok
January 23, 2026 at 4:45 PM
pretty expensive handjob but ok
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(slapping the top of a sofa) this baby can fit so many asses on it
January 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
(slapping the top of a sofa) this baby can fit so many asses on it
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if someone had said to young me that in the future i would be eternally stalked on a computer by the company i ordered a sandwich from i would have stabbed that person
January 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
if someone had said to young me that in the future i would be eternally stalked on a computer by the company i ordered a sandwich from i would have stabbed that person
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the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 AM
the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
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When was the last time you just did something for yourself?
Like put your toes in the ocean?
Read a good book?
Get a massage?
Please tell me. I need to know these things or Terry is going to fire me from my market research job.
Like put your toes in the ocean?
Read a good book?
Get a massage?
Please tell me. I need to know these things or Terry is going to fire me from my market research job.
October 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
When was the last time you just did something for yourself?
Like put your toes in the ocean?
Read a good book?
Get a massage?
Please tell me. I need to know these things or Terry is going to fire me from my market research job.
Like put your toes in the ocean?
Read a good book?
Get a massage?
Please tell me. I need to know these things or Terry is going to fire me from my market research job.
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I'm again struck by the fact that black families have tried to explain that they have a coming-of-age ritual where they teach their driving-age children tactics for not getting murdered during routine traffic stops, and people in power just largely ignored them
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I'm again struck by the fact that black families have tried to explain that they have a coming-of-age ritual where they teach their driving-age children tactics for not getting murdered during routine traffic stops, and people in power just largely ignored them
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Jake Mosher, Gold Medal Winner, World Nature Photography Awards
He spent six years trying to capture this scene of the summer Milky Way reflected in Montana's Hyalite Lake.
He spent six years trying to capture this scene of the summer Milky Way reflected in Montana's Hyalite Lake.
January 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Jake Mosher, Gold Medal Winner, World Nature Photography Awards
He spent six years trying to capture this scene of the summer Milky Way reflected in Montana's Hyalite Lake.
He spent six years trying to capture this scene of the summer Milky Way reflected in Montana's Hyalite Lake.
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By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
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Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
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Another selection of the best dril's replies on Threads:
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November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Another selection of the best dril's replies on Threads:
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“you won’t get away with this”
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“you won’t get away with this”
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my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
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in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.
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Snackwell's Devils Food Cookies will be viewed by future anthropologists as a core, fundamental piece of "90's Aunt Culture." What is "90's Aunt Culture" you may ask? See below for some of the most common examples....
Snackwell's Devils Food Cookies (1992-2022): Fudgy chocolate cookies and a layer of marshmallow, covered in chocolate. As was the style in the 90's, they were fat-free and marketed as a healthier dessert, despite their high sugar content.
September 20, 2023 at 1:56 PM
Snackwell's Devils Food Cookies will be viewed by future anthropologists as a core, fundamental piece of "90's Aunt Culture." What is "90's Aunt Culture" you may ask? See below for some of the most common examples....
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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December 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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welcome home to your parents’ house, the channels are Yellowstone, masterpiece mystery, and Jimmy fallon, btw someone from your high school died in a real weird way
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
welcome home to your parents’ house, the channels are Yellowstone, masterpiece mystery, and Jimmy fallon, btw someone from your high school died in a real weird way
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
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Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.