Bobby
@bobbyiam.bsky.social
DC Sports. Assorted reindeer games.
Quiznos never should have lost the sandwich wars.
Quiznos never should have lost the sandwich wars.
Double dipping to offer “Drink night train / go to the basketball game / throw up under the bleachers”
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Double dipping to offer “Drink night train / go to the basketball game / throw up under the bleachers”
One thing fatherhood has taught me: the Ducktails theme song is the absolute best soundtrack to making a sudden and reckless U turn in the rain.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
One thing fatherhood has taught me: the Ducktails theme song is the absolute best soundtrack to making a sudden and reckless U turn in the rain.
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You may recognize these turkeys from their conspiracy to kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer
President Trump spares turkeys Gobble and Waddle from appearing on Thanksgiving dinner plates.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
You may recognize these turkeys from their conspiracy to kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer
How’d this guy know I’m a Quiznos fan?
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
How’d this guy know I’m a Quiznos fan?
It's a close race between this and DAY AT THE FAIR for top MST3K short
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It's a close race between this and DAY AT THE FAIR for top MST3K short
Michael Olmert: to understand all is to forgive all
What’s the most significant advice you received from a teacher?
I had a Geology prof who always said “have strong opinions, loosely held”
Be passionate, assess alternatives with conviction, take sides. But don’t fall so in love with your opinions that you can’t change them with better data.
I had a Geology prof who always said “have strong opinions, loosely held”
Be passionate, assess alternatives with conviction, take sides. But don’t fall so in love with your opinions that you can’t change them with better data.
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Michael Olmert: to understand all is to forgive all
If it’s not “Heart of a Champion”, did your high school basketball team even have a warm up CD?
An important question for the Bluesky generation: what’s the best Nelly song?
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
If it’s not “Heart of a Champion”, did your high school basketball team even have a warm up CD?
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Listening to the Unclear and Present Danger podcast with @jamellebouie.net , and he made a striking analogy: the Trump administration sorta resembles the Confederacy trying to win everything in the first 24 months...
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Listening to the Unclear and Present Danger podcast with @jamellebouie.net , and he made a striking analogy: the Trump administration sorta resembles the Confederacy trying to win everything in the first 24 months...
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
I'm finding out today that MANY of you did not receive rambling, stream-of-conscious emails from your boomer uncles or grandparents
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I'm finding out today that MANY of you did not receive rambling, stream-of-conscious emails from your boomer uncles or grandparents
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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HBD Kurt Vonnegut, one of the best Americans ever. His Uncle Alex story is one of my absolute faves. Real hard these days to enjoy the lemonade but we really gotta try hard to keep our spirits up to fight these bastards.
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
HBD Kurt Vonnegut, one of the best Americans ever. His Uncle Alex story is one of my absolute faves. Real hard these days to enjoy the lemonade but we really gotta try hard to keep our spirits up to fight these bastards.
Why am I repeatedly being told what this guy thinks about anything?
I don’t really have a problem with this headline or whatever. But why is he always in the news saying something like this?
I don’t really have a problem with this headline or whatever. But why is he always in the news saying something like this?
"The only notifications I get is from my kids," JPMorgan boss Jamie Dimon said about his phone habits at work.
He explained that meetings should have a purpose and that checking emails and getting distracted are red flags.
He explained that meetings should have a purpose and that checking emails and getting distracted are red flags.
Jamie Dimon shares why he never reads text messages at work: 'I don't have notifications'
"The only notifications I get is from my kids," JPMorgan boss Jamie Dimon said about his phone habits at work.
cnb.cx
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Why am I repeatedly being told what this guy thinks about anything?
I don’t really have a problem with this headline or whatever. But why is he always in the news saying something like this?
I don’t really have a problem with this headline or whatever. But why is he always in the news saying something like this?
Now and forever: fuck Tyser Tower
Maryland creating new premium seating and not encountering immediately strong demand, a tale as old as time.
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Now and forever: fuck Tyser Tower
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we will look back on this day as an overall win for the good guys
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we will look back on this day as an overall win for the good guys
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Kentucky’s greatest weakness is playing someone that peaked in 1984.
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Kentucky’s greatest weakness is playing someone that peaked in 1984.
Ah yes, the rarely seen reverse third amendment violation
NEW: Stephen Miller, Marco Rubio, Kristi Noem, and others have taken over military homes that until recently housed senior officers. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
Top Trump Officials Are Moving Onto Military Bases
Stephen Miller, Marco Rubio, Kristi Noem, and others have taken over homes that until recently housed senior officers.
www.theatlantic.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Ah yes, the rarely seen reverse third amendment violation
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♫ HERE I AM, SHOCK YOU LIKE A HUGH O’KANE ♫
October 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
♫ HERE I AM, SHOCK YOU LIKE A HUGH O’KANE ♫
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Carmelo Anthony is a Baltimore basketball legend. The pathway to reach the NBA has left those with fewer resources facing a steeper climb. He hopes he's not the last one
to go from the B-more projects to the HOF but, “I do think it has gotten there, to this kind of rich man game.” wapo.st/3Jt4Khi
to go from the B-more projects to the HOF but, “I do think it has gotten there, to this kind of rich man game.” wapo.st/3Jt4Khi
Carmelo Anthony is a Baltimore basketball legend. Will he be the last?
Anthony’s journey from Baltimore projects to NBA legend would be remarkable in any era. But changes to the sport in recent years have made that climb even steeper.
wapo.st
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Carmelo Anthony is a Baltimore basketball legend. The pathway to reach the NBA has left those with fewer resources facing a steeper climb. He hopes he's not the last one
to go from the B-more projects to the HOF but, “I do think it has gotten there, to this kind of rich man game.” wapo.st/3Jt4Khi
to go from the B-more projects to the HOF but, “I do think it has gotten there, to this kind of rich man game.” wapo.st/3Jt4Khi
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Wow, crazy news today.
Anyway, here are my top eight prop bets for the Thunder-Pacers game tonight, sponsored by GambleYourEntireIRA dot com ...
Anyway, here are my top eight prop bets for the Thunder-Pacers game tonight, sponsored by GambleYourEntireIRA dot com ...
October 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Wow, crazy news today.
Anyway, here are my top eight prop bets for the Thunder-Pacers game tonight, sponsored by GambleYourEntireIRA dot com ...
Anyway, here are my top eight prop bets for the Thunder-Pacers game tonight, sponsored by GambleYourEntireIRA dot com ...
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“You sucked in home alone 2”
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
“You sucked in home alone 2”
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"What if, in the process of trying to ban AI products that quite actually encourage children to kill themselves, we wind up banning chatbots that help children cheat on their homework, diminish their propensity for critical thought, and lead to the development of other forms of AI psychosis?"
CA governor Gavin Newsom vetoed both of the major AI bills on his desk that Silicon Valley meaningfully opposed—one making it illegal for bosses to use AI to fire workers with no oversight, one requiring chatbot sellers to ensure their products do not harm children before marketing to them.
Silicon Valley's capture of our political institutions is all but complete
The tech lobby kills off two key California AI bills, and why it matters. Plus: How Sam Altman played Hollywood with Sora 2, organized mass social media deletions, and more.
www.bloodinthemachine.com
October 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
"What if, in the process of trying to ban AI products that quite actually encourage children to kill themselves, we wind up banning chatbots that help children cheat on their homework, diminish their propensity for critical thought, and lead to the development of other forms of AI psychosis?"
Those are Jum legs if I ever saw them
BREAKING: Sen. Mitch McConnell just fell while walking in the Russell Senate Office Building basement.
October 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Those are Jum legs if I ever saw them