Tyler
@brainrunnethout.bsky.social
World's number 1 Ryosuke Takahashi enthusiast
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i am always taken by melancholy the day after Christmas, thinking about the great tragedies of history, like the fact that in his long musical career William Shatner never did a cover of Scatman John's 'I'm The Scat Man' where the refrain was, 'I'm the Shat Man'.
December 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i am always taken by melancholy the day after Christmas, thinking about the great tragedies of history, like the fact that in his long musical career William Shatner never did a cover of Scatman John's 'I'm The Scat Man' where the refrain was, 'I'm the Shat Man'.
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He is dragged away by masked men and loaded into a van, “please… the duck face… women are making duck faces in photos… please…”
December 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
He is dragged away by masked men and loaded into a van, “please… the duck face… women are making duck faces in photos… please…”
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SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??
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hey NYT readers if a woman doing T turns you on this much wait till you hear about those trans people your fuckstain rag keeps trying to get wiped out of public life you fucking loser cunts
>"cis" women on testosterone in "heterosexual" marriages.
you guys actually believe this shit? this is just trans without the pronouns
you guys actually believe this shit? this is just trans without the pronouns
December 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
hey NYT readers if a woman doing T turns you on this much wait till you hear about those trans people your fuckstain rag keeps trying to get wiped out of public life you fucking loser cunts
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The old saying, "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day long, *you're* the asshole."
December 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The old saying, "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day long, *you're* the asshole."
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Can someone please respond to Stephen Miller with this message from Frank Sinatra?
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Can someone please respond to Stephen Miller with this message from Frank Sinatra?
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hmmm got some bad news about the owner of twitter's feelings about trans people!
Twitter users are spreading some crazy misinfo about Bluesky amid this AI art situation. I have a really cynical read on all this — I think there’s fearmongering on Twitter to prevent people from leaving. “Please don’t walk out of the jail, even though the door is open”
December 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
hmmm got some bad news about the owner of twitter's feelings about trans people!
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The fuck was I on making this
December 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The fuck was I on making this
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(Benoit Blanc voice) "ah'm hypo-glycemic"
December 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
(Benoit Blanc voice) "ah'm hypo-glycemic"
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Youtube ad: ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT FLYING TO TURKEY TO GET A HAIR TRANSPLANT??? WELL...
Me: I just wanted to watch a video game clip
Me: I just wanted to watch a video game clip
December 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Youtube ad: ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT FLYING TO TURKEY TO GET A HAIR TRANSPLANT??? WELL...
Me: I just wanted to watch a video game clip
Me: I just wanted to watch a video game clip
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Voracious really is the sluttiest adjective
December 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Voracious really is the sluttiest adjective
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when mommy is folding laundry on the bed in the spot you want to be laying in
December 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
when mommy is folding laundry on the bed in the spot you want to be laying in
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queso knocked over a santa with her big butt and is trying to play it cool
December 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
queso knocked over a santa with her big butt and is trying to play it cool
Legitimately one of the funniest things I have ever read
At best, Char enjoys sex as if he’s at a wine tasting
December 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Legitimately one of the funniest things I have ever read
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At best, Char enjoys sex as if he’s at a wine tasting
December 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
At best, Char enjoys sex as if he’s at a wine tasting
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Got home from work so I was able to find my venn diagram on this exact subject:
September 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Got home from work so I was able to find my venn diagram on this exact subject:
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Your context-free comic book panel of the day.
![Comic book panel of a woman looking on as her parents engage in the least romantic kiss ever. The parents, seen in profile and in close-up in the foreground, appear to be pushing their faces together while avoiding a kiss. I'm surprised no noses were broken.
[from "I Broke My Mother's Heart," published in My Love Memoirs #11, March 1950, art by Wally Wood, writer unknown.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ac2kmpveixxnm4cp4janyafx/bafkreie4rlojcfuk2g274ppc367y3l2to72qrruvhl5vl3qdw4yldsrcry@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Your context-free comic book panel of the day.
Listening to three dipshit tech bros talk about nonsense at the restaurant I'm at
"99% of people are bad"
Nah man, you're just fucking stupid
"99% of people are bad"
Nah man, you're just fucking stupid
December 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Listening to three dipshit tech bros talk about nonsense at the restaurant I'm at
"99% of people are bad"
Nah man, you're just fucking stupid
"99% of people are bad"
Nah man, you're just fucking stupid
David O. Shitbag
Here the much-anticipated trailer for Madden, from @primevideo.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
David O. Shitbag
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Glinner is reduced to having arguments with AI while his microwave carbonara Christmas dinner for one is cooking
The great thing about liking trans people is that you gets to know terrific people 💚 but also that you don’t become such a toxic bigot, your spouse leaves you and you spend Christmas night posting like this 😬
December 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Glinner is reduced to having arguments with AI while his microwave carbonara Christmas dinner for one is cooking
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Happy 20th anniversary to "Samoyed and teddy bear" on Wikimedia Commons.
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Happy 20th anniversary to "Samoyed and teddy bear" on Wikimedia Commons.
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
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The end justifies the means. But what if there never is an end? All we have is means.
December 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The end justifies the means. But what if there never is an end? All we have is means.
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The joke got old fast anyway.
If I have to see one more "Jigsaw is Kevin McAllister all grown up!" tweet, I am just gonna snap.
December 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The joke got old fast anyway.
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“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”
December 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”