Lyle
@brianmckay.bsky.social
@thedrawplay.com will there ever be another Fort Elite Moneys? Its been long enough for a reboot/revival (same with Ringless Rivers)
April 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
@thedrawplay.com will there ever be another Fort Elite Moneys? Its been long enough for a reboot/revival (same with Ringless Rivers)
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It's been weird explaining to people over 60 that no one under 40 expects anything good to ever happen again
December 22, 2024 at 10:24 AM
It's been weird explaining to people over 60 that no one under 40 expects anything good to ever happen again
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you’re singing. you just caught your mom cheating on your dad with Santa Claus and you’re singing
December 23, 2024 at 5:12 PM
you’re singing. you just caught your mom cheating on your dad with Santa Claus and you’re singing
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Very disappointed that they haven't made a sequel or even DLC for chess yet
December 22, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Very disappointed that they haven't made a sequel or even DLC for chess yet
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He died doing what he loved most, trying to stick googly eyes on a snake.
December 22, 2024 at 11:00 AM
He died doing what he loved most, trying to stick googly eyes on a snake.
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ribo is perhaps my most favorite of all the flavins. you?
December 20, 2024 at 3:08 PM
ribo is perhaps my most favorite of all the flavins. you?
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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for the excruciating pain of being alive
December 20, 2024 at 3:26 PM
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for the excruciating pain of being alive
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zoinks! like, scoob… i don’t think that was a fart…
December 20, 2024 at 5:48 AM
zoinks! like, scoob… i don’t think that was a fart…
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I deal with my problems by creating brand new ones to add to the list.
December 8, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I deal with my problems by creating brand new ones to add to the list.
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*approaches everything on a strict don't-need-to-know basis
December 17, 2024 at 7:46 PM
*approaches everything on a strict don't-need-to-know basis
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it is better to have fought a wolf and lost than to have never fought a wolf at all
December 16, 2024 at 12:29 AM
it is better to have fought a wolf and lost than to have never fought a wolf at all
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Going home early because of "wet sleeve"
December 16, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Going home early because of "wet sleeve"
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I pull up to the valet and slip something into his palm. "Take care of her?"
He looks at my Big Wheel, then the Yoohoo in his hand. "Of course."
He looks at my Big Wheel, then the Yoohoo in his hand. "Of course."
December 16, 2024 at 4:23 AM
I pull up to the valet and slip something into his palm. "Take care of her?"
He looks at my Big Wheel, then the Yoohoo in his hand. "Of course."
He looks at my Big Wheel, then the Yoohoo in his hand. "Of course."
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My mental state is pretty bad right now, but my physical state, well that's like a 31 year old lawnmower you just found under rotted wood in a derelict barn
December 4, 2024 at 9:04 PM
My mental state is pretty bad right now, but my physical state, well that's like a 31 year old lawnmower you just found under rotted wood in a derelict barn
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My walk-up music is the sound of my labored breathing and a booger whistling softly.
December 15, 2024 at 8:03 PM
My walk-up music is the sound of my labored breathing and a booger whistling softly.
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Look, I’m not one of those people who “isn’t covered in tomato sauce
December 15, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Look, I’m not one of those people who “isn’t covered in tomato sauce
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ending all my prayers with “no worries if not!”
December 15, 2024 at 12:42 AM
ending all my prayers with “no worries if not!”
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Turns out my ribs weren’t supposed to be making that xylophone sound
December 15, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Turns out my ribs weren’t supposed to be making that xylophone sound
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What’s the German word for when you cry in the shower until your Burger King crown falls apart
September 19, 2024 at 7:25 AM
What’s the German word for when you cry in the shower until your Burger King crown falls apart
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This may be not be a mainstream opinion, but I don't believe you should cut down a Christmas tree unless you intend on eating it.
December 14, 2024 at 4:15 PM
This may be not be a mainstream opinion, but I don't believe you should cut down a Christmas tree unless you intend on eating it.
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It's…Not Looking Good, Charlie Brown
December 13, 2024 at 6:49 PM
It's…Not Looking Good, Charlie Brown