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BronxCheer
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· Oct 23
"We're living with decisions made by people so long dead we can't even piss on their bones". ~ T. Kingfisher, The Wonder Engine
Enfamil.
Cos not all babies suck.
Cos not all babies suck.
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Enfamil.
Cos not all babies suck.
Cos not all babies suck.
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McDonald's should put a nativity scene in all their restaurants in December.
Call it the McCrib.
Call it the McCrib.
November 29, 2024 at 6:45 PM
McDonald's should put a nativity scene in all their restaurants in December.
Call it the McCrib.
Call it the McCrib.
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
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"Say it!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"Say it!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
Heh heh, I like when this synchronicity happens...
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Heh heh, I like when this synchronicity happens...
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you guys ever wonder if aliens watch ET around Christmas time bc it’s their “Home Alone”
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
you guys ever wonder if aliens watch ET around Christmas time bc it’s their “Home Alone”
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the word "mon·o·syl·lab·ic" has betrayed us
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
the word "mon·o·syl·lab·ic" has betrayed us
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Every picture of Kash Patel looks like we're 5 seconds into a slow-motion video of a human being exploding from the inside.
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Every picture of Kash Patel looks like we're 5 seconds into a slow-motion video of a human being exploding from the inside.
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Kkkash always looks like someone surprised him with an ice dildo.
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Kkkash always looks like someone surprised him with an ice dildo.
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staring forlornly out of a window, wondering when my serotonin will return from the war, but knowing in my heart that I will never see it again
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
staring forlornly out of a window, wondering when my serotonin will return from the war, but knowing in my heart that I will never see it again
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You're a cowboy? so like, a Minotaur?
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
You're a cowboy? so like, a Minotaur?
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everybody gangsta till the centrifuge starts making unbalanced noises
December 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
everybody gangsta till the centrifuge starts making unbalanced noises
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Cerberus loved nothing more than chasing styx.
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Cerberus loved nothing more than chasing styx.
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I can’t watch Rudolph without thinking that jolly snowman is going to pull a flask from his green vest, fly into a drunken rage, and start throwing his little snowman hands while ratting out Santa to HUAC
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I can’t watch Rudolph without thinking that jolly snowman is going to pull a flask from his green vest, fly into a drunken rage, and start throwing his little snowman hands while ratting out Santa to HUAC
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ICE just raided the Island of Misfit Toys. The Spotted Elephant was sent to Honduras. The Water Pistol that Shoots Jelly tried to intervene but was shot dead at the scene.
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
ICE just raided the Island of Misfit Toys. The Spotted Elephant was sent to Honduras. The Water Pistol that Shoots Jelly tried to intervene but was shot dead at the scene.
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Why can’t I make coffee from my bed on my phone technology is useless
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Why can’t I make coffee from my bed on my phone technology is useless
Can we stop saying "it's giving" now? It makes me wanna throat punch you.
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Can we stop saying "it's giving" now? It makes me wanna throat punch you.
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KFC - Every time a customer kicks the bucket an angel gets their wings.
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
KFC - Every time a customer kicks the bucket an angel gets their wings.
Add it to the list of people who hate us - our government, our employers other commuters, our kids...
![>>Satire - Physicians Say They Write Notes Mainly to Vent About How Much They Hate You - [doctor writing notes] - mybodyistryingtokillme.com](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreia4qocwn3yhlmxwhcjzm72fu4hmvsgdql5lkisbgqksykqik46mdq@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Add it to the list of people who hate us - our government, our employers other commuters, our kids...
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December 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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[Client Meeting]
Organizer: Ok, everyone go around the room, introduce yourself, and share a fun fact
Me: Fun fact, this is fucking stupid.
Organizer: Ok, everyone go around the room, introduce yourself, and share a fun fact
Me: Fun fact, this is fucking stupid.
December 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
[Client Meeting]
Organizer: Ok, everyone go around the room, introduce yourself, and share a fun fact
Me: Fun fact, this is fucking stupid.
Organizer: Ok, everyone go around the room, introduce yourself, and share a fun fact
Me: Fun fact, this is fucking stupid.
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The floor is lava, except it’s magma if you’re in the basement.
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The floor is lava, except it’s magma if you’re in the basement.