Chris Youens
@c-youens.bsky.social
No I’m from Milton Keynes, I only work in outer space.
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"Computer, locate Ensign Crusher and beam him into the warp manifold."
January 28, 2026 at 7:15 AM
"Computer, locate Ensign Crusher and beam him into the warp manifold."
Jfc, Democrats perpetual failing to meet the moment.
January 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Jfc, Democrats perpetual failing to meet the moment.
Five card stud, nothing wild, and the sky’s the limit.
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Five card stud, nothing wild, and the sky’s the limit.
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Starmer and Farage both drape themselves in flags but once again it's really clear where their loyalty really is.
It's Trump first. They will always be on the side of the super rich and powerful - no matter how heinous the crime.
This is not patriotism. It's subservience.
It's Trump first. They will always be on the side of the super rich and powerful - no matter how heinous the crime.
This is not patriotism. It's subservience.
January 3, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Starmer and Farage both drape themselves in flags but once again it's really clear where their loyalty really is.
It's Trump first. They will always be on the side of the super rich and powerful - no matter how heinous the crime.
This is not patriotism. It's subservience.
It's Trump first. They will always be on the side of the super rich and powerful - no matter how heinous the crime.
This is not patriotism. It's subservience.
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
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god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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Spurs capitulating to opposition bigotry like this is shameful.
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Spurs capitulating to opposition bigotry like this is shameful.
Lol said the scorpion, lmao even
The Times are reporting that Labour Together have begun looking for a successor to Starmer.
December 8, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Lol said the scorpion, lmao even
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon
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war christmas somehow gets more grotesque every year
Local church is carpet bombing poppies for Jesus @remembrancewatch.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
war christmas somehow gets more grotesque every year
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My steam deck has showed how well my games run on the Proton compatibility layer. Think it’s time to suck it up and deal with the pain of migrating to Linux
This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...
Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it
Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.
www.theverge.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My steam deck has showed how well my games run on the Proton compatibility layer. Think it’s time to suck it up and deal with the pain of migrating to Linux
Excel might be one of the greatest software developments of all time, it's outstanding how Microsoft and AI boosters are going out of their way to ruin that.
Microsoft launches ‘vibe working’ in Excel and Word
Microsoft launches ‘vibe working’ in Excel and Word
Vibe working is all about Office’s new Agent Mode.
buff.ly
October 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Excel might be one of the greatest software developments of all time, it's outstanding how Microsoft and AI boosters are going out of their way to ruin that.
Says the billionaire who lives in a castle and spends their life cooking their brain on Twitter
‘She is ignorant of how ignorant she is’: JK Rowling responds to Emma Watson rift
‘She is ignorant of how ignorant she is’: JK Rowling responds to Emma Watson rift
The author has rebuffed conciliatory remarks made by the Harry Potter actor, saying Watson has ‘enthusiastically participated’ in the ‘trashing of women’s rights’
Harry Potter author JK Rowling has responded to Emma Watson’s recent remarks about their rift over transgender rights, saying the actor is “ignorant of how ignorant she is”.
Rowling’s post comes after a podcast interview with Watson, in which the latter said: “I really don’t believe that … holding the love and support and views that I have, mean[s] that I can’t and don’t treasure Jo and the person that I had personal experiences with.” Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
September 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Says the billionaire who lives in a castle and spends their life cooking their brain on Twitter
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the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)
- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)
- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
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Charlie Kirk never cared about debates.
September 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Charlie Kirk never cared about debates.
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We are going to have to fight hard for a world in which human creativity still matters.
NEW: Oxford will be the first UK university to give all staff and students free ChatGPT Edu access, from this academic year.
ChatGPT Edu is built for education, with enhanced privacy and security.
ChatGPT Edu is built for education, with enhanced privacy and security.
September 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
We are going to have to fight hard for a world in which human creativity still matters.
I'm so fed up of everything being an opportunity to price gouge. £290 for standing tickets to see System of a Down, wtf...
September 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I'm so fed up of everything being an opportunity to price gouge. £290 for standing tickets to see System of a Down, wtf...