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KJ
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Nonbinary and ready to party(eat snacks)
Music kingdom hearts spiderverse taco bell Halloween and cats
No TERFs/SWERFs allowed
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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lol
February 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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i don't think the human body works the way doctors think it does. there is no way that something which ate cheezits for 40 years is now unable to eat cheezits. it would be like if your car suddenly started getting weird burps every time you filled up the gas tank
May 22, 2024 at 2:55 AM
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one way you can tell that you’re bipolar is if your doctor gives you fucking *swag*
February 21, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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What if we kissed at the giant labia crazy golf?
May 23, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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Well….
January 26, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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Penn Jillette has more or less renounced libertarianism, which is good
January 25, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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you have never seen a man this divorced
Paragraph 4 here is a doozy.
January 26, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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The most realistic part of The Terminator is that within five minutes of arriving in America Kyle Reese acquired two guns
January 24, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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This is something I know from research most people don't understand--the estrogen I take every morning isn't any different than the estrogen countless cis women take every morning. It's not a radical field of medicine; it's a very common medicine being banned for trans people and trans people only.
January 27, 2024 at 1:05 PM
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I think I just saw the opposite of a stork
January 26, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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ursula k leguin: would you torture a child if it resulted in utopia?

united states of america: we shouldnt expect a reward for torturing the child. we should torture the child because it is the right thing to do
January 23, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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what is a gender but a miserable little pile of dress codes and expectations?
October 26, 2023 at 8:53 PM
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begging dudes like this to realize that no-fault divorce and equal pay laws are the only reason that they don’t know what coffee tastes like when it’s sweetened with antifreeze
October 27, 2023 at 2:04 AM
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Watching people on tv talk about how losing a girlfriend and losing a job are stressors that can play a part in motivating a mass shooter and nobody’s talking about the fact that women lose jobs and relationships too and it literally almost never ends in mass murder.
October 26, 2023 at 11:10 PM
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i’m sorry but “loaded god complex cock it and pull it” still goes so hard
slowly rolling up my window in shame so no one at this red light hears me screaming to fall out boy
October 11, 2023 at 8:52 PM
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October 2, 2023 at 1:09 PM
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if i ever post something that can be interpreted in more than one way, then i definitely wrote it with the intention of grievously wounding you, a stranger i have never spoken to before and whose existence i was previously not aware of
October 2, 2023 at 2:54 PM
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October is here let's go
October 2, 2023 at 2:01 PM
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During spooky season activated charcoal is often used to make black drinks and food.

Please remember activated charcoal is strong enough to use for poison control.

Activated charcoal will negate most oral medications, including birth control and antidepressants. Don’t eat or serve it lightly.
October 2, 2023 at 7:41 PM