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the prettiest girl at the ball. i’m not having fun on this one either.
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We're at the point in the year where I have no idea what day of the week it is and I no longer care. This is freedom, this is the way humans are meant to live
December 27, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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the unearned, mythologized hype around a handful of young quarterbacks is another landmark detailing the emotional impacts of wealth hoarding and imperialism as they reduce the practical materialism of a society that is alleged to benefit from such barbarism. in this essay i will-[immediately tazed]
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
say what you want about dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Charlie Kirk’s killer was a white heterosexual Mormon. So why does it feel like he was a dark gay Muslim?
September 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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I think way too many people unknowingly have accepted insane right wing premises like "The federal government has way too many employees" and "There's so much bloat in employment and quality control for federal personnel" when that's only true for like 5 places and everything else is pretty lean.
It’s really easy for me to fathom, they gutted state capacity
That skinny kid in the pics killed Charlie Kirk with one shot at 200 yards then calmly disappeared and then went on to elude one of the biggest manhunts in history for 30 hours without even getting so much as IDed? Something isn't adding up. Not saying he isn't the shooter but it's hard to fathom
September 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.

Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
September 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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one thing that's absolutely crazy is the time that MAGA guys tried to run Biden's campaign bus off the road and the cops just let them and nothing happened
www.ap.org/news-highlig...
A 'Trump Train' convoy surrounded a Biden-Harris bus. Was it political violence? | The Associated Press
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — A Texas jury will soon decide whether a convoy of supporters of then-President Donald Trump violently intimidated former Democratic
www.ap.org
September 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Vance Boelter, a Trump, GOP voting Christian nationalist, was radicalized in part by QAnon, the same conspiracy promoted by Trump and Republicans, even though they knew it had radicalized others to commit violence.

Boelter had a hit list of 70 liberals. He killed Melissa Hortmann and her husband.
September 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed
September 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends

JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald

GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
September 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
August 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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its fun seeing "americas team" honor the nickname by circling the toilet due to mismanagement by a dictatorial, dementia addled old man in a position of power hes unqualified for
August 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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an appropriate response to your product killing a child after months of psychological manipulation and torture is to take the product off the market before it kills again and the fact that this isn’t universally accepted right now is incredibly frightening
August 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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“Thank GOD the National Guard is here while I EAT MY PIZZA,” shouts a woman at Red Light on 14th in DC as yet another trio of guardsmen walk by.
August 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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I'm not right wing but some of this "woke" stuff is a little over the top [6 months later] Slavery was fine. Your city is under martial law
August 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I stared into the abyss of the Colts quarterback situation for FTN Almanac this offseason and this is what I came up with. Anyway.
August 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Once you understand that a driving principle of American politics is there is no such thing as a compassionate solution that's cheap enough or a cruel solution that's too expensive, a lot of things click into place.
I think it's possible that Trump's illegal invasion of DC will really in some sense "get rid of the tents." If that happens, elite commentators will rush to praise him and attribute it to the effectiveness of cruelty, and not to the fact that they spent millions of dollars per tent cleared.
August 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Quick little fact check here: Israel has armed the Burmese military for decades, including during the Rohingya Genocide. Protesting Israel’s genocidal regime directly and materially benefits the people of Myanmar.
August 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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This @today.yougov.com poll is why I'm going to become the Joker.

The US murder rate in 2024 was likely down nearly 30 percent relative to 2020 and down nearly 50 percent relative to 1990.
July 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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i am going to die in a world that is more antisemitic than the one i was born into and it will be entirely thanks to what the israeli state has done in the name of fighting antisemitism. i think about this constantly.
July 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Former LA reporter here, how much time ya got
What form of sociopathy required them to need a court order to stop doing this?
July 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Sounds like ICE killed a guy and then held american citizens hostage at gunpoint until they agreed to destroy the evidence
Our staff is on the ground supporting families. Many workers-including US citizens, were held by federal authorities at the farm for 8 hours or more. US citizen workers report only being released after they were forced to delete photos and videos of the raid from their phones. 4/
July 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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the stories that come out of the ICE camps are going to look like the stories that come out of every camp system; rampant corruption, epidemic disease, physical and sexual abuse on a vast scale, a death rate far higher than normal, and medical abuses.
July 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM