confusedgrunt.bsky.social
@confusedgrunt.bsky.social
Somebody with a dead end job and very little money. Interests include weird videogames and strange animals
Reposted
I’m reinventing the Taco Bell chihuahua to appeal to zoomers. He vapes and says “yo quiero fortnite” now. I get paid more than a fireman
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Reposted
December 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Reposted
COURIER: <Speech 80> What if we replace oxygen with swag?
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Reposted
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Reposted
jc denton: it's back. pretzel bacon pub cheeseburger. add fries and a drink.

jc:

jc: [crouches]

jc: [uncrouches]

jc: [bunnyhops to the coke freestyle]

jc:
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Reposted
Going back and showing Nick Drake inflation porn and seeing if it affects his songwriting, only to catch a glimpse of myself already doing that. I fall to my knees as I realize we've always lived in the world where he saw it.
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Reposted
Fishes, Stereo Sound, Two Monitors, and Two Players - A fine
prep-list for famously aquatic DARIUS.

📖: GAME FREAK, 1987
November 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Reposted
Brightis (PS1) (1999)

1/2
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Reposted
Damn he’s good
Game: PaRappa the Rapper 2 (2001, PS2)
TAS Author: BahnDaten
Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4wN...
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Reposted
I have gotten two different ads in a row on TikTok that start with an ai generated woman about to fuck a horse interrupted by an ad for roofing. It’s so great that every ad is gonna be like this now, Nazi or hentai ai slop trying to sell you utilities.
October 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Reposted
having to dissect an elderly presidents media diet to see why he had the army invade oregon
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Reposted
Welcome to the future
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Reposted
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Reposted
The annual 2023 figures for US ped / cyclist fatalities from collisions with motor vehicles are about 7,300 / 1,100, respectively.

The US is so built around car use that drivers are enraged by policies that add friction for them. They will harangue elected officials about it until they relent.
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Reposted
starting fights with KillerDoor and EvilWall
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Reposted
I already solved this problem
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Reposted
This is how good the economy used to be. You used to be able to have 3 or more families on the go at one time.
This is why Frosty disappeared like that—
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Reposted
just insert an old battery into Drill
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Reposted
December 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Reposted
December 3, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Reposted
and some how im the villain.
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Reposted
ben solo. my beautiful son. i named you after the oldest man i ever knew’s witness protection name
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Reposted
@caseyexplosion.bsky.social This guy NAILS IT
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM