Just (redact) Ed
@crackjiver.bsky.social
Say "hi" to Mr Reply Guy.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cizjhmhv3kf6otrrzgpcizn4/feed/aaahwa2le3you
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Just (redact) Ed
@crackjiver.bsky.social
· Dec 16
If you're following me, looking for content then you're SOL.
Only here for LOLs, not Trolls.
Only here for LOLs, not Trolls.
Inserted [ ] in [ ] much to [ ] displeasure.
December 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Inserted [ ] in [ ] much to [ ] displeasure.
Librarians have all the best stories
I’ve worked in public libraries for 20 years, today was the first time we’ve had to tell someone they couldn’t bring their chainsaw in the library.
December 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Librarians have all the best stories
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A slightly tipsy Ursa Marceau does his famous “bear stuck in a box” routine for Santa and the elves at the annual North Pole company Christmas party.
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
A slightly tipsy Ursa Marceau does his famous “bear stuck in a box” routine for Santa and the elves at the annual North Pole company Christmas party.
The trick is getting them to stand on the trap door first.
Hoodies are great cause you can just pull a string and suddenly the person talking to you disappears completely
December 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The trick is getting them to stand on the trap door first.
Buttered toast landed the right way up...
Film at eleven.
Film at eleven.
wuz happenin'
[UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES TELL ME WHAT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING]
[UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES TELL ME WHAT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING]
December 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Buttered toast landed the right way up...
Film at eleven.
Film at eleven.
Villainy topped my year. Here’s how I listened in my #SpotifyWrapped.
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
My Top Artist of 2025
Spotify
www.spotify.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Villainy topped my year. Here’s how I listened in my #SpotifyWrapped.
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
I approve this message
edibles is actually short for edwardibles
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I approve this message
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[Thread] Beltalowda! The Expanse will soon be celebrating its 10th anniversary on TV, and I'm starting to accumulate quite a few long-form resources on the creation of this show. For the Cant!
Here is the list below. 1/8
Here is the list below. 1/8
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
[Thread] Beltalowda! The Expanse will soon be celebrating its 10th anniversary on TV, and I'm starting to accumulate quite a few long-form resources on the creation of this show. For the Cant!
Here is the list below. 1/8
Here is the list below. 1/8
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Coffee cup content
You’re welcome 😎
You’re welcome 😎
October 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Coffee cup content
You’re welcome 😎
You’re welcome 😎
No, not you corrections officer
be the reason someone escapes prison today
October 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
No, not you corrections officer
I don't always get it right
but I'm often left with it
but I'm often left with it
i dont always get it right
but ill get it nonetheless
but ill get it nonetheless
October 23, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I don't always get it right
but I'm often left with it
but I'm often left with it
You got a T-Shirt ???
😲😲
😲😲
Amazon went down and all I didn't get was this lousy t-shirt
October 21, 2025 at 6:14 AM
You got a T-Shirt ???
😲😲
😲😲
I've got a funny one...
But the doctor told me not to show it to any more people.
But the doctor told me not to show it to any more people.
i have to sleep now so dont be
funny until i wake up or just dm
me all your funny ones thanks
funny until i wake up or just dm
me all your funny ones thanks
September 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I've got a funny one...
But the doctor told me not to show it to any more people.
But the doctor told me not to show it to any more people.
I'll miss Tim.
The rapture actually did happen. Yes, every single good, true believer was lifted to Heaven.
September 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I'll miss Tim.
September 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
They tried to serve a Bourbon and Coke when he wanted it in the rocks.
Bourbon, Just Ice !
Bourbon, Just Ice !
He sounds like he is throwing a tantrum because he has to wait for dinner being prepared by his chef, and justice is the main dish.
for?
September 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
They tried to serve a Bourbon and Coke when he wanted it in the rocks.
Bourbon, Just Ice !
Bourbon, Just Ice !
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whoever named them missiles wasn't very optimistic
August 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
whoever named them missiles wasn't very optimistic
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What idiot called it a bikini wax and not Bush Administration
August 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
What idiot called it a bikini wax and not Bush Administration
Cottaging didn't work out well for George Michael.
August 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Cottaging didn't work out well for George Michael.
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There's definitely a market there.
A deliberately contrary conversational A.I. that allows you to have random arguments without offending any real people.
A deliberately contrary conversational A.I. that allows you to have random arguments without offending any real people.
RageGPT
It's like ChatGPT but fuck you
It's like ChatGPT but fuck you
July 21, 2025 at 9:44 AM
There's definitely a market there.
A deliberately contrary conversational A.I. that allows you to have random arguments without offending any real people.
A deliberately contrary conversational A.I. that allows you to have random arguments without offending any real people.
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FTN (F**k The Norm) Motion are a kiwi company that started in Wellington, and moved to Hamilton when they needed bigger premises to expand production of their bikes.
The bikes are the Streetdogs, both hub-driven, one a 50kph moped-rated machine, the other 80kph motorcycle-rated.
www.ftnmotion.com
The bikes are the Streetdogs, both hub-driven, one a 50kph moped-rated machine, the other 80kph motorcycle-rated.
www.ftnmotion.com
FTN Motion | Streetdog Electric Motorbike
Born in New Zealand, FTN Motion is home of the Streetdog - a lightweight electric motorbike that delivers an exhilarating and uncomplicated riding experience for urban commuting. Available in New Zeal...
www.ftnmotion.com
July 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
FTN (F**k The Norm) Motion are a kiwi company that started in Wellington, and moved to Hamilton when they needed bigger premises to expand production of their bikes.
The bikes are the Streetdogs, both hub-driven, one a 50kph moped-rated machine, the other 80kph motorcycle-rated.
www.ftnmotion.com
The bikes are the Streetdogs, both hub-driven, one a 50kph moped-rated machine, the other 80kph motorcycle-rated.
www.ftnmotion.com
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If you’re an asshole on the internet, you’re an asshole in real life!
July 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If you’re an asshole on the internet, you’re an asshole in real life!
It's pretty good as well
7-Zip is a free and open-source file archiver for Linux, Unix, macOS, *BSD/Windows. Recently they released version 25 which on Windows can now use more than 64 CPU threads for compression. There are no Ads or cloud registrations
Download 7-zip.org
What's new in version 25? www.7-zip.org/history.txt
Download 7-zip.org
What's new in version 25? www.7-zip.org/history.txt
www.7-zip.org
July 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
It's pretty good as well