Daniel R. Floyd
@danielrfloyd.bsky.social
Food and dog pics, mostly.
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
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Every time I get on a horse I tie our hair together and try to think directions at it
December 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Every time I get on a horse I tie our hair together and try to think directions at it
Whoopie! A zeppelin!
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Whoopie! A zeppelin!
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"Some of you have mentioned the massive bunker I’m building beneath the ballroom. Don’t worry about that, it’s there just in case of an emergency, like if I wanted to be Santa forever and someone lied and said I couldn’t be."
Why I, Santa, Am Demolishing My Workshop and Replacing It with an Enormous Ballroom
As your Santa, it is my right to run the North Pole exactly how I want to, and I have to say, it’s about time we made some changes to this dump. An...
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December 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"Some of you have mentioned the massive bunker I’m building beneath the ballroom. Don’t worry about that, it’s there just in case of an emergency, like if I wanted to be Santa forever and someone lied and said I couldn’t be."
Sad that it's necessary, but wonderful that he did this
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Sad that it's necessary, but wonderful that he did this
She just does not miss
why not put count von count into various vampire scenes: thread
December 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
She just does not miss
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We live in a weird time. It’s only right to get weirder yourself
December 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
We live in a weird time. It’s only right to get weirder yourself
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Great thread. The Argentinian one is my favorite.
The most brutal way of telling someone they’re a few sandwiches short of a picnic that I’ve heard in French is t’es pas la truite la plus oxygénée de la rivière. It means “you’re not the most oxygenated trout in the river.”
* read on for similar insults from around the world (a thread)…
* read on for similar insults from around the world (a thread)…
December 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Great thread. The Argentinian one is my favorite.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
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Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
September 21, 2023 at 1:27 PM
Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
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Her appeal. Please repost to spread the word!
December 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Her appeal. Please repost to spread the word!
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This app suspended Shine for 3 days but they don’t say why
December 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This app suspended Shine for 3 days but they don’t say why
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HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
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if you're about to argue over how good missy elliot is on social media, ask yourself is it worth it? let me work it. i put my thing down flip it & reverse it
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
if you're about to argue over how good missy elliot is on social media, ask yourself is it worth it? let me work it. i put my thing down flip it & reverse it
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"I'm so proud of you, spending all your money on ice cream and vodka is really healthy", my therapist says.
"Thank you, that means a lot", I say as I put the sock puppet I replaced my old therapist with back in the drawer.
"Thank you, that means a lot", I say as I put the sock puppet I replaced my old therapist with back in the drawer.
August 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
"I'm so proud of you, spending all your money on ice cream and vodka is really healthy", my therapist says.
"Thank you, that means a lot", I say as I put the sock puppet I replaced my old therapist with back in the drawer.
"Thank you, that means a lot", I say as I put the sock puppet I replaced my old therapist with back in the drawer.
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We know everyone is asking for your money this month, but here's a twist: We're NOT asking you to donate in December, we're asking you to spread the word.
Help the trans people and allies who don't know Assigned Media's reputation for excellence and originality in trans news find us!
Help the trans people and allies who don't know Assigned Media's reputation for excellence and originality in trans news find us!
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
We know everyone is asking for your money this month, but here's a twist: We're NOT asking you to donate in December, we're asking you to spread the word.
Help the trans people and allies who don't know Assigned Media's reputation for excellence and originality in trans news find us!
Help the trans people and allies who don't know Assigned Media's reputation for excellence and originality in trans news find us!
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🚨 HEIDI NEEDS A HOME 🚨
Heidi is a 9-year-old Maltese in the mountains of western NC who is URGENTLY in need of a loving home.
She loves nothing more than laying in the sun in her own little world chewing on toys, or getting cuddles and scritches.
Please share so we can find Heidi a home.
Heidi is a 9-year-old Maltese in the mountains of western NC who is URGENTLY in need of a loving home.
She loves nothing more than laying in the sun in her own little world chewing on toys, or getting cuddles and scritches.
Please share so we can find Heidi a home.
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
🚨 HEIDI NEEDS A HOME 🚨
Heidi is a 9-year-old Maltese in the mountains of western NC who is URGENTLY in need of a loving home.
She loves nothing more than laying in the sun in her own little world chewing on toys, or getting cuddles and scritches.
Please share so we can find Heidi a home.
Heidi is a 9-year-old Maltese in the mountains of western NC who is URGENTLY in need of a loving home.
She loves nothing more than laying in the sun in her own little world chewing on toys, or getting cuddles and scritches.
Please share so we can find Heidi a home.
Happy "I Forgot Just How Long the Christmas Vacation Opening Song Was" to all who celebrate.
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Happy "I Forgot Just How Long the Christmas Vacation Opening Song Was" to all who celebrate.
And here we go
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
And here we go
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A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping at Target, Amazon, and Home Depot during the holiday weekend over their support for Trump's authoritarian policies.
I encourage you to join — and shop small. https://weaintbuyingit.com/
I encourage you to join — and shop small. https://weaintbuyingit.com/
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping at Target, Amazon, and Home Depot during the holiday weekend over their support for Trump's authoritarian policies.
I encourage you to join — and shop small. https://weaintbuyingit.com/
I encourage you to join — and shop small. https://weaintbuyingit.com/
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Let's try this again... Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We are fundraising this festive period. Earlier this year, the future looked bleak for the Vagina Museum. But we're still here, and there's many reasons for you to become a vital part of our future... www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Let's try this again... Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We are fundraising this festive period. Earlier this year, the future looked bleak for the Vagina Museum. But we're still here, and there's many reasons for you to become a vital part of our future... www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2