Daniel R. Floyd
@danielrfloyd.bsky.social
Food and dog pics, mostly.
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Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family.
gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
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Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos is just 5 years old and currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and h… sarai Orquiz needs your support for Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home
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January 22, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family.
gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
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Felt this again today
I'm not trying to jump on the "BlueSky is just Twitter 2.0" bandwagon just yet. But, I have found myself blocking more accounts than I'm following lately, which is kinda Twitter-esque behavior for me.
January 20, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Felt this again today
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Don’t worry what others think. Just eat your cheese & be happy.
January 17, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Don’t worry what others think. Just eat your cheese & be happy.
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CHEAP BOOK ALERT!
If you're mad at billionaires and want some catharsis, it's perfect for that.
A short, fun, brutal novella.
Less than $2. You can't even get a coffee for that these days.
Grab a copy!
Send one to a friend!
Spread the rage!
Links: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/763731...
If you're mad at billionaires and want some catharsis, it's perfect for that.
A short, fun, brutal novella.
Less than $2. You can't even get a coffee for that these days.
Grab a copy!
Send one to a friend!
Spread the rage!
Links: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/763731...
January 17, 2026 at 2:44 AM
CHEAP BOOK ALERT!
If you're mad at billionaires and want some catharsis, it's perfect for that.
A short, fun, brutal novella.
Less than $2. You can't even get a coffee for that these days.
Grab a copy!
Send one to a friend!
Spread the rage!
Links: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/763731...
If you're mad at billionaires and want some catharsis, it's perfect for that.
A short, fun, brutal novella.
Less than $2. You can't even get a coffee for that these days.
Grab a copy!
Send one to a friend!
Spread the rage!
Links: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/763731...
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1. Even Justice ACB seemed alarmed at the implications of anti-trans arguments being used to discriminate against women more broadly during SCOTUS hearings on trans sports.
Experts say not to read too far into it, court likely to overturn rights.
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Even Barrett Seemed Alarmed by the Implications of Anti-Trans Arguments at SCOTUS
Justice Amy Coney Barrett, who penned what might be the most virulently anti-trans Supreme Court document in history, had “concerns” about how Hecox and BPJ might impact cisgender women.
www.erininthemorning.com
January 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
1. Even Justice ACB seemed alarmed at the implications of anti-trans arguments being used to discriminate against women more broadly during SCOTUS hearings on trans sports.
Experts say not to read too far into it, court likely to overturn rights.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Experts say not to read too far into it, court likely to overturn rights.
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While it is the masterpiece you know it would be, extra credit for this thread give me multiple moments of "oh right, I forgot all about that movie".
The REAL national treasure were the indie pictures Nic did along the way lol
The REAL national treasure were the indie pictures Nic did along the way lol
January 11, 2026 at 2:52 PM
While it is the masterpiece you know it would be, extra credit for this thread give me multiple moments of "oh right, I forgot all about that movie".
The REAL national treasure were the indie pictures Nic did along the way lol
The REAL national treasure were the indie pictures Nic did along the way lol
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
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Every time I get on a horse I tie our hair together and try to think directions at it
December 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Every time I get on a horse I tie our hair together and try to think directions at it
Whoopie! A zeppelin!
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Whoopie! A zeppelin!
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"Some of you have mentioned the massive bunker I’m building beneath the ballroom. Don’t worry about that, it’s there just in case of an emergency, like if I wanted to be Santa forever and someone lied and said I couldn’t be."
Why I, Santa, Am Demolishing My Workshop and Replacing It with an Enormous Ballroom
As your Santa, it is my right to run the North Pole exactly how I want to, and I have to say, it’s about time we made some changes to this dump. An...
buff.ly
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"Some of you have mentioned the massive bunker I’m building beneath the ballroom. Don’t worry about that, it’s there just in case of an emergency, like if I wanted to be Santa forever and someone lied and said I couldn’t be."
Sad that it's necessary, but wonderful that he did this
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Sad that it's necessary, but wonderful that he did this
She just does not miss
why not put count von count into various vampire scenes: thread
December 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
She just does not miss
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We live in a weird time. It’s only right to get weirder yourself
December 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
We live in a weird time. It’s only right to get weirder yourself
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Great thread. The Argentinian one is my favorite.
The most brutal way of telling someone they’re a few sandwiches short of a picnic that I’ve heard in French is t’es pas la truite la plus oxygénée de la rivière. It means “you’re not the most oxygenated trout in the river.”
* read on for similar insults from around the world (a thread)…
* read on for similar insults from around the world (a thread)…
December 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Great thread. The Argentinian one is my favorite.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
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Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
September 21, 2023 at 1:27 PM
Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
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Her appeal. Please repost to spread the word!
December 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Her appeal. Please repost to spread the word!
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This app suspended Shine for 3 days but they don’t say why
December 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This app suspended Shine for 3 days but they don’t say why
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HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
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if you're about to argue over how good missy elliot is on social media, ask yourself is it worth it? let me work it. i put my thing down flip it & reverse it
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
if you're about to argue over how good missy elliot is on social media, ask yourself is it worth it? let me work it. i put my thing down flip it & reverse it
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"I'm so proud of you, spending all your money on ice cream and vodka is really healthy", my therapist says.
"Thank you, that means a lot", I say as I put the sock puppet I replaced my old therapist with back in the drawer.
"Thank you, that means a lot", I say as I put the sock puppet I replaced my old therapist with back in the drawer.
August 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
"I'm so proud of you, spending all your money on ice cream and vodka is really healthy", my therapist says.
"Thank you, that means a lot", I say as I put the sock puppet I replaced my old therapist with back in the drawer.
"Thank you, that means a lot", I say as I put the sock puppet I replaced my old therapist with back in the drawer.