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Jane Doe
@doe15jane.bsky.social
I'm not anonymous, just melded into the crowd. I love alliteration and all things wild.
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January 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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on this day exactly 25 years ago, I pointed at a beautiful woman across the street & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day,” but it turned out to be a lamppost
January 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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ahh of course I’ve seen this syndrome before… simply administer a quarter cup of ranch dressing to neutralize the toxins, and a booster dose of thousand island if the condition hasn’t improved by morning
January 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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FUCK
I have to go to bed. please have this all figured out by the morning
January 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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I have to go to bed. please have this all figured out by the morning
January 3, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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The Yukon

Hasselblad 500CM
Zeiss Sonnar 150mm f4
Kodak 5203
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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I made you a mixtape, your honor.
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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Please help, I released my inhibitions and they're taking over the local ecosystem and disturbing the biodiversity
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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probably gonna get a fanny pack
January 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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Whistling along to War Pigs with much vibrato
January 1, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Cornish Landscape, lithograph, 1917, by Christopher Richard Wynne Nevinson
January 1, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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Last night's cocoon did wonders for my feeling safe but my new beauty emerge stage can't feather its hair for shit
January 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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*grabbing your ankle from inside the sewer grate* happy new year
January 1, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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New Beginnings
December 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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The masculine urge to ride through the desert on a horse with no name
December 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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sorry, i cant come over, i put a sweatshirt over a long sleeve tshirt and neither of them feel right around my neck and shoulders now
December 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Tips to make it through winter:
- weather proof your top hats & fanciful wigs
- summon a minor fire demon and bind it in a locket
- wander the trackless moors and howl into the Void to stay warm
- embrace the cold darkness
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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God forbid a girl says something out of the ordinary
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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These tits have never been calm. Nary a pill has chilled me. Not a single horse has ever been held
December 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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The winter as I tremble.
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM