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This was one ICE agent who was serious about taking criminals off the street (by clocking out and going home): "Prosecutors said in court that police had responded to the apartment roughly 22 times in the previous year and a half." www.citybeat.com/news/update-...
UPDATE: Cincinnati ICE Leader Accused of Strangling Woman Now Faces Federal Charge, Booked into Butler County Jail
"This may be the first time an ICE agent is incarcerated in his own ICE jail," said Lynn Tramonte, executive director of the Ohio Immigrant Alliance.
www.citybeat.com
December 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
This was one ICE agent who was serious about taking criminals off the street (by clocking out and going home): "Prosecutors said in court that police had responded to the apartment roughly 22 times in the previous year and a half." www.citybeat.com/news/update-...
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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God: I can't help noticing Jesus has Joseph's nose
Mary: [laughs nervously] What a strange coincidence
Mary: [laughs nervously] What a strange coincidence
December 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
God: I can't help noticing Jesus has Joseph's nose
Mary: [laughs nervously] What a strange coincidence
Mary: [laughs nervously] What a strange coincidence
Go Fash, Lose Cash!
Okay Nicki Minaj deactivated her Instagram, but has she paid Thomas Weidenmuller his $500k she owes him?
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Go Fash, Lose Cash!
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 to this legend who leaned out of his van when he saw the Land Rover in Dublin yesterday 💚🤍🧡
December 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 to this legend who leaned out of his van when he saw the Land Rover in Dublin yesterday 💚🤍🧡
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The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
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It's bad that they spiked the story and I'm glad all of you ripped it but I'm not going to START watching 60 Minutes now.
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It's bad that they spiked the story and I'm glad all of you ripped it but I'm not going to START watching 60 Minutes now.
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
Military coup from Hegseth in: 3... 2...
December 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Military coup from Hegseth in: 3... 2...
I dunno about "NEED" you guys.
December 21, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I dunno about "NEED" you guys.
That famed Roman notion, circus and circuses!
December 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
That famed Roman notion, circus and circuses!
Well if this article's thesis was a proof of concept, I'd say "fuck that noise."
December 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Well if this article's thesis was a proof of concept, I'd say "fuck that noise."
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The gate says "abandon all hope, ye who enter here" but they don't check your pockets or anything
December 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The gate says "abandon all hope, ye who enter here" but they don't check your pockets or anything
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If you prevent a bird from getting a mate that is called a cloacblock
December 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If you prevent a bird from getting a mate that is called a cloacblock
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Sean William Randall (Canadian Artist, b. 1965)
"Those Distant Lights", 2015.
Acrylic on Canvas, 152.4 × 152.4 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
"Those Distant Lights", 2015.
Acrylic on Canvas, 152.4 × 152.4 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
December 15, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Sean William Randall (Canadian Artist, b. 1965)
"Those Distant Lights", 2015.
Acrylic on Canvas, 152.4 × 152.4 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
"Those Distant Lights", 2015.
Acrylic on Canvas, 152.4 × 152.4 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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Ryan Coogler explains why he declined the invitation to join the Academy www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/m...
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ryan Coogler explains why he declined the invitation to join the Academy www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/m...
Okay, isn't it kind of funny that we were under a hard-Right, belligerently militaristic government the year we finally stopped approaching 9/11 as a multi-day, mandatory jingoistic dirge? Guess we forgot!
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Okay, isn't it kind of funny that we were under a hard-Right, belligerently militaristic government the year we finally stopped approaching 9/11 as a multi-day, mandatory jingoistic dirge? Guess we forgot!
Neat idea! What if the echoing tool shape in the O was represented less literally? Like, same motions/points but extrapolated to something more amorphous (I'm imagining a sort of northern lights look).
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Neat idea! What if the echoing tool shape in the O was represented less literally? Like, same motions/points but extrapolated to something more amorphous (I'm imagining a sort of northern lights look).
I don't blush much, but my large ears turn ruby red from *many* intense emotional states. Embarrassed, horny, you figure it out!
Pretty funny if you think about it how being embarrassed provokes a physical response that serves no other purpose than to make you more embarrassed.
December 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I don't blush much, but my large ears turn ruby red from *many* intense emotional states. Embarrassed, horny, you figure it out!
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Unless you're the state of Minnesota
If you even own a confederate flag you are without doubt a gigantic piece of shit. Like you are objectively just a bad person and you should be shunned from society
Display of Confederate flags at North East Christmas parade called ‘inexcusable’
December 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Unless you're the state of Minnesota
The idea of forcing everyone to wear ankle-length denim dresses in Florida is funny enough, but I'm particularly enjoying the last line: Am I being normal or, alternately, am I correct?
anybody else sick of seeing these WHORES at disney world???? these women of low merit?? hello??
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The idea of forcing everyone to wear ankle-length denim dresses in Florida is funny enough, but I'm particularly enjoying the last line: Am I being normal or, alternately, am I correct?
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