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Elvis Fox
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Film Lover. Cat Daddy. Anime Fiend.
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I believe it was Shakespeare who wrote: You want a piece of my heart you better start from the start
December 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
No one sticks around in the end, anyway.
December 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I'm tired of this.
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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The Girl With the Green Ribbon Tattoo
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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You Left The Stove On. Enjoy Your Vacation Charlie Brown.
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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do people actually serve food at funerals
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Who up thinking they getting uglier at an alarming rate
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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when the waiter tries to take our bread and wine
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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the two v’s in “twins” are really just there as an example
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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I think the new stranger things episodes are fine. About as good as all the seasons after the first one. It's interesting to see where you end up when you start a show that was clearly meant to be a single season in an anthology series and then turning into a long running serial.
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I'm part of the problem. It's me.
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Garfield is short for Garlic Infield Fly Rule
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Trump in 1 week:

Met a wonderful young man the other day, Zohan Mandolin, terrific. Incredible ideas. He said, “Sir the buses could be free,” and I said wow. Amazing. Nobody’s ever said that to me before. I don’t know if he owns a bus or something else, but very polite, very energetic. Great ideas.
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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You're blocking me? In this political climate??
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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hot dogs could be a thanksgiving side
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Aging is a wonderful honour
November 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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BREAKING: Donald Trump Tells White House Press Corps "I Met Miss Aurora Borealis Once, Very Rude, Not a Very Nice Woman, Low Class!"
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in.

Now is the winter of our dish content.
November 15, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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there is a specific type of love associated with the post-work commute phone call that I cherish
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Well at least I'm not broken enough to post parables on linkedin
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Aborted babies crawling around heaven like shrimp
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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it was love at first sight
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM