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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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i am always taken by melancholy the day after Christmas, thinking about the great tragedies of history, like the fact that in his long musical career William Shatner never did a cover of Scatman John's 'I'm The Scat Man' where the refrain was, 'I'm the Shat Man'.
December 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i am always taken by melancholy the day after Christmas, thinking about the great tragedies of history, like the fact that in his long musical career William Shatner never did a cover of Scatman John's 'I'm The Scat Man' where the refrain was, 'I'm the Shat Man'.
Hello Kitty is an Avatar. She’s a human girl in a cat suit.
Hello Kitty, if the data is to be believed, has out-grossed Spider-Man. What can you tell me about Hello Kitty, except that she wears a bow?
December 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Hello Kitty is an Avatar. She’s a human girl in a cat suit.
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*through gritted teeth* God Save the King
December 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
*through gritted teeth* God Save the King
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And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,
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trump stealing my one family Christmas tradition, launching a series of air strikes against Nigeria, is a step too far even for him
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
trump stealing my one family Christmas tradition, launching a series of air strikes against Nigeria, is a step too far even for him
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Folks, I don't like to be a stickler, but the costumes in this ODYSSEY adaptation do not strike me as historically accurate.
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Folks, I don't like to be a stickler, but the costumes in this ODYSSEY adaptation do not strike me as historically accurate.
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
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kinda starting to worry that an American Papacy has had unexpected ramifications for sports outcomes I care about
December 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
kinda starting to worry that an American Papacy has had unexpected ramifications for sports outcomes I care about
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Goldilocks waking up:
Holy shit Bears
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Goldilocks waking up:
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honestly very funny that a politician who everyone had kind of written off as maladroit decided to stand up to trump at the height of his popularity on an issue that everyone (including her, weeks earlier!) said was a loser and now everyone loves her. maybe a lesson there????
December 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
honestly very funny that a politician who everyone had kind of written off as maladroit decided to stand up to trump at the height of his popularity on an issue that everyone (including her, weeks earlier!) said was a loser and now everyone loves her. maybe a lesson there????
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If Miss Piggy and Jon Hamm got married would she keep her stage name or change it to Mrs. Hamm
December 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If Miss Piggy and Jon Hamm got married would she keep her stage name or change it to Mrs. Hamm
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
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BREAKING: John Cena has retired from professional wrestling after learning, to his disgust, that the sport was rigged
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
BREAKING: John Cena has retired from professional wrestling after learning, to his disgust, that the sport was rigged
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Wow. Democrats just flipped the Whoville Mayor's office, which has been held by republicans since 2003. This is in a Trump plus +30 area too.
December 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Wow. Democrats just flipped the Whoville Mayor's office, which has been held by republicans since 2003. This is in a Trump plus +30 area too.
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I’m thrilled that Dick Van Dyke made it to 100 years old, and I also find it hilarious that he’s apparently too old to play with LEGO. Him specifically.😆
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’m thrilled that Dick Van Dyke made it to 100 years old, and I also find it hilarious that he’s apparently too old to play with LEGO. Him specifically.😆
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I’ve alway thought “actually the goblins were supposed to be Scottish Presbyterians” would be an extremely funny thing for J.K. Rowling to announce.
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I’ve alway thought “actually the goblins were supposed to be Scottish Presbyterians” would be an extremely funny thing for J.K. Rowling to announce.
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remember when this was ironic
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
remember when this was ironic
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Letterman (tapping notecard on desk): laBOOboos, Paul, you heard of these? Laaa BOOboos.
Shaffer: (leads band in five second snippet of Outkast’s “Roses”)
Shaffer: (leads band in five second snippet of Outkast’s “Roses”)
retreating to my mind palace and serenely imagining johnny carson saying "labubu"
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Letterman (tapping notecard on desk): laBOOboos, Paul, you heard of these? Laaa BOOboos.
Shaffer: (leads band in five second snippet of Outkast’s “Roses”)
Shaffer: (leads band in five second snippet of Outkast’s “Roses”)
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