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incredibly funny how everyone spent a year hyperventilating about whether pizza with pepperoni was code for child rape when in reality actual emails between the pedophile cabal are like "i enoyjed molesting teen w yuo. haha"
February 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
incredibly funny how everyone spent a year hyperventilating about whether pizza with pepperoni was code for child rape when in reality actual emails between the pedophile cabal are like "i enoyjed molesting teen w yuo. haha"
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not many people know this, but the G in G spot stands for gravy
February 1, 2026 at 2:21 AM
not many people know this, but the G in G spot stands for gravy
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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Subject: E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Title: Xbox LIVE - E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Xbox LIVE
E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Dear Xbox LIVE member,
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account associated with this email address. This action is based on the New York Attorney
GeneralAs partnership with Microsoft and other online gaming companies to remove New York
registered sex offenders from online gaming services to minimize the risk to others, particularly
children. As a result, any Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address will not be able
to connect to Xbox LIVE.
If you have an Xbox LIVE Gold subscription, or any unused Microsoft points, we are refunding
the remaining value of those to you within 30 days.
If you do not receive a refund within 30 days, or if you feel that you have been banned
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January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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Trying to nap on the deck of a steamboat
January 28, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Trying to nap on the deck of a steamboat
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Makes you think.
w.b. yeats died on this day in 1939. if, instead of dying, he had begun to age again but in reverse, he would have reached his birth - i.e. become 0 years old - in 2012. Assuming that he then began ageing in the normal direction again, he would currently be 14 years old and preparing for his gcses
January 28, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Makes you think.
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I know that's not what the OP means but it's very fun to imagine the FBI monitoring the chat I have with seven other weird dads called Grinch Milking Table: Where We Milk The Grinch
DHS and DOJ were *already* monitoring all your big Signal chats, they have been doing it for years. All unvetted chats have feds in them. And it's safe to assume every 20th person in a vetted chat is a fed too. Don't let it stop you from organizing.
FBI is investigating Minnesota Signal groups tracking ICE, Patel says
FBI Director Kash Patel made the statement after right-wing media figures said they joined the chats and claimed participants were obstructing law enforcement.
www.nbcnews.com
January 28, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I know that's not what the OP means but it's very fun to imagine the FBI monitoring the chat I have with seven other weird dads called Grinch Milking Table: Where We Milk The Grinch
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We did predict it. And we were called alarmist.
January 26, 2026 at 2:57 PM
We did predict it. And we were called alarmist.
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mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
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One of us, one of us!
maaaajor photo of our mayor from @alexkrales.bsky.social in which we learn Mamdani is an iced-coffee-in-winter guy
HUGE win for that community, congrats!!!
(thought it was dunkin, which stopped me in my tracks, but no I don’t think the straw is the right shade of orange)
HUGE win for that community, congrats!!!
(thought it was dunkin, which stopped me in my tracks, but no I don’t think the straw is the right shade of orange)
January 25, 2026 at 10:12 PM
One of us, one of us!
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Casually dropping my recent layoff into conversation when I go out watching for the Feds, just in case anyone has a lead on this paid agitator gig I keep hearing about.
January 22, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Casually dropping my recent layoff into conversation when I go out watching for the Feds, just in case anyone has a lead on this paid agitator gig I keep hearing about.
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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I want to emphasize that at this time the unconfirmed reports that President Trump has both arms stuck "elbow deep" in the airplane toilet are just that. We will be monitoring this story. Please be responsible about spreading news that both his arms are "as far as they can go" into the toilet hole.
January 21, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I want to emphasize that at this time the unconfirmed reports that President Trump has both arms stuck "elbow deep" in the airplane toilet are just that. We will be monitoring this story. Please be responsible about spreading news that both his arms are "as far as they can go" into the toilet hole.
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
replace rfk jr with this guy
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I think there should be a law requiring him and only him to change his last name to reflect whichever company he's working with and right now, for the sake of journalistic integrity, I believe we and the press should all be referring to him by his upcoming name, "Doug Megatron."
Nintendo of America’s recently retired president and COO, Doug Bowser, has joined the board of directors of toy giant Hasbro www.videogameschronicle.com/news/doug-bo...
January 20, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I think there should be a law requiring him and only him to change his last name to reflect whichever company he's working with and right now, for the sake of journalistic integrity, I believe we and the press should all be referring to him by his upcoming name, "Doug Megatron."
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ELMER FUDD: *introducing movies on AMC for some reason* wadies and gentlemen... jawwed weto.... uh huh huh.... in dawwen awanofsky's.... wehweium fuh a dweam
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 PM
ELMER FUDD: *introducing movies on AMC for some reason* wadies and gentlemen... jawwed weto.... uh huh huh.... in dawwen awanofsky's.... wehweium fuh a dweam
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this is legitimately an insane thing to think when looking at your child
January 20, 2026 at 12:32 AM
this is legitimately an insane thing to think when looking at your child
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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like a man with a full back tattoo of a phoenix should not know how to use the phrase "capex spend" correctly
January 18, 2026 at 5:50 AM
like a man with a full back tattoo of a phoenix should not know how to use the phrase "capex spend" correctly
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it's always so strange that Ben Affleck is a well-spoken, erudite person because every other aspect of his personality seems like the only words out of his mouth should be slurs muttered through broken teeth
Insights from Ben Affleck on AI:
• AI can help write scenes but can't create full movies.
• Job loss fears are overblown because adoption of new tech is slow; it's hype for startup valuations.
• ChatGPT v5 is ~25% better but costs 4x.
• Users actually preferred v4's sycophancy for companionship.
• AI can help write scenes but can't create full movies.
• Job loss fears are overblown because adoption of new tech is slow; it's hype for startup valuations.
• ChatGPT v5 is ~25% better but costs 4x.
• Users actually preferred v4's sycophancy for companionship.
January 18, 2026 at 5:48 AM
it's always so strange that Ben Affleck is a well-spoken, erudite person because every other aspect of his personality seems like the only words out of his mouth should be slurs muttered through broken teeth
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One of the things about people showing up to protest for the first time, that many, many armchair theorists don't grasp, is the effect of seeing what happens with your own eyes, then seeing how media covers it, and what is said ABOUT YOU by media and political personalities/office holders.
January 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
One of the things about people showing up to protest for the first time, that many, many armchair theorists don't grasp, is the effect of seeing what happens with your own eyes, then seeing how media covers it, and what is said ABOUT YOU by media and political personalities/office holders.
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You don't have to like Scott Adams or agree with his views, but please don't harass people who have their Dilbert house in their bio. A lot of kids grew up with Dilbert. Dilbert got us through some tough times. Dilbert saved us. Dilbert saved me. Please let us mourn and process our Dilbert feelings.
January 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
You don't have to like Scott Adams or agree with his views, but please don't harass people who have their Dilbert house in their bio. A lot of kids grew up with Dilbert. Dilbert got us through some tough times. Dilbert saved us. Dilbert saved me. Please let us mourn and process our Dilbert feelings.