Gerry
@garrynotjerry.bsky.social
6 foot 3 just like Muhammad Ali
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i prefer my dutchie from the right hand side if you please
September 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i prefer my dutchie from the right hand side if you please
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Everybody looked so I flipped the bird
July 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Everybody looked so I flipped the bird
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you shouldn’t care about it because they might be coming for you next, you should care that they’re coming for anyone at all
February 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
you shouldn’t care about it because they might be coming for you next, you should care that they’re coming for anyone at all
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I’m less approachable in real life.
January 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I’m less approachable in real life.
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I bet if I sexted with that asteroid I could make it come pretty fast
February 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I bet if I sexted with that asteroid I could make it come pretty fast
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as the worm u-turns, bureaucrats scurry
July 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
as the worm u-turns, bureaucrats scurry
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
December 2, 2023 at 11:21 PM
I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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When I told you I was a catch, I left out the word missed.
June 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
When I told you I was a catch, I left out the word missed.
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Hope is like buying a new thinwalled wine glass
July 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hope is like buying a new thinwalled wine glass
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If you catch me on the right day, I can make any room a panic room.
June 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
If you catch me on the right day, I can make any room a panic room.
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Would it kill Alexa to ask about my day once in a while?
July 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Would it kill Alexa to ask about my day once in a while?
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costco should sell tiny robots that roll fat blunts
July 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
costco should sell tiny robots that roll fat blunts
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I want my obituary photo to be a pop-up picture.
November 29, 2024 at 11:56 PM
I want my obituary photo to be a pop-up picture.
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the drones are back in town
June 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
the drones are back in town
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I should’ve went to bed a long time ago-me every night
May 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I should’ve went to bed a long time ago-me every night
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Tornados are just goth sneezes
April 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Tornados are just goth sneezes
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We should all collectively agree to take our pants off and relax.
February 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
We should all collectively agree to take our pants off and relax.
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Keep it close.. nobody needs to know everything…
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Keep it close.. nobody needs to know everything…
I’d cross many social media apps for you
March 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I’d cross many social media apps for you
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Jim Morrison was right, people are strange.
March 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Jim Morrison was right, people are strange.
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Naps are underrated as an art form.
September 19, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Naps are underrated as an art form.
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Boss: You gotta stay positive!
Me: I’m positive I have no interest in being here today.
Me: I’m positive I have no interest in being here today.
March 14, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Boss: You gotta stay positive!
Me: I’m positive I have no interest in being here today.
Me: I’m positive I have no interest in being here today.
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bundt cake combines two of my favorite things, baseball and cake
March 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
bundt cake combines two of my favorite things, baseball and cake