hyperewok1
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I am a human over the age of 18.
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my increasingly curmudgeonly take is that we all, in fact, have responsibilities. politics isn't an arena for self-actualization. it's an arena for public service. this is as true of voters as it is of politicians.
Ps: a common refrain that you'll hear is that "you're saying the Dems can't be at fault, it's the voters, as if the voters owe something to politicians and not the other way around!"
Yes, actually, that's how the social contract of democracy works. Voters yet the government they work for. Or don't.
Yes, actually, that's how the social contract of democracy works. Voters yet the government they work for. Or don't.
January 29, 2026 at 5:10 PM
my increasingly curmudgeonly take is that we all, in fact, have responsibilities. politics isn't an arena for self-actualization. it's an arena for public service. this is as true of voters as it is of politicians.
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Blizzard really should stop putting Asmongold references into WoW smh...
January 30, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Blizzard really should stop putting Asmongold references into WoW smh...
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Mindflayer? I hardly know her!
January 28, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Mindflayer? I hardly know her!
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This isn't even my final form.
January 28, 2026 at 12:40 AM
This isn't even my final form.
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look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm
via hearts530
via hearts530
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what
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[early modern subway takes guy]: "so what's your take?"
[augustinian friar]: "this word cannot be understood as referring to the sacrament of penance, that is, confession and satisfaction, as administered by the clergy"
[takes guy]: "100% agree"
[augustinian friar]: "this word cannot be understood as referring to the sacrament of penance, that is, confession and satisfaction, as administered by the clergy"
[takes guy]: "100% agree"
January 25, 2026 at 10:19 PM
[early modern subway takes guy]: "so what's your take?"
[augustinian friar]: "this word cannot be understood as referring to the sacrament of penance, that is, confession and satisfaction, as administered by the clergy"
[takes guy]: "100% agree"
[augustinian friar]: "this word cannot be understood as referring to the sacrament of penance, that is, confession and satisfaction, as administered by the clergy"
[takes guy]: "100% agree"
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shit feels awful but we’re going to win
January 25, 2026 at 3:02 AM
shit feels awful but we’re going to win
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Back in the forum days, people hated for the love of the game.
January 25, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Back in the forum days, people hated for the love of the game.
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You think you've got it rough? I once checked the AO3 profile of an unfinished fic I'd been recced, and discovered the author'd abandoned it to write a long-form Harry Potter fic, abandoned that for ANOTHER long-form HP fic, then abandoned the second HP fic to write about Sasuke fucking Spider-Man.
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
You think you've got it rough? I once checked the AO3 profile of an unfinished fic I'd been recced, and discovered the author'd abandoned it to write a long-form Harry Potter fic, abandoned that for ANOTHER long-form HP fic, then abandoned the second HP fic to write about Sasuke fucking Spider-Man.
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OP is not joking which is sad because this is a really fucking funny joke.
January 22, 2026 at 7:46 PM
OP is not joking which is sad because this is a really fucking funny joke.
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there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
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pizzaint says nothing is happening
January 21, 2026 at 4:41 AM
pizzaint says nothing is happening
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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In my experience, there are three kinds of Star Wars fans:
-enjoyers
-sickos (complimentary)
-sickos (derogatory)
-enjoyers
-sickos (complimentary)
-sickos (derogatory)
January 18, 2026 at 9:56 PM
In my experience, there are three kinds of Star Wars fans:
-enjoyers
-sickos (complimentary)
-sickos (derogatory)
-enjoyers
-sickos (complimentary)
-sickos (derogatory)
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behold, courtesy of my amazing wife, the coolest thing anyone has ever made for me
the Imperial Ministry of Silly Walks
the Imperial Ministry of Silly Walks
January 16, 2026 at 8:15 PM
behold, courtesy of my amazing wife, the coolest thing anyone has ever made for me
the Imperial Ministry of Silly Walks
the Imperial Ministry of Silly Walks
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Let's circle back next week.
January 14, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Let's circle back next week.
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This Machine Bothers Fascists
January 12, 2026 at 12:42 AM
This Machine Bothers Fascists
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since time immemorial man has had desire to paint some little guys
January 4, 2026 at 3:12 PM
since time immemorial man has had desire to paint some little guys
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Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
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What did James Cameron know?
January 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
What did James Cameron know?
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Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
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i’m reading what are clearly your darlings, and i say kill em all
December 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
i’m reading what are clearly your darlings, and i say kill em all
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It's realistic to arrive at the Warhammer game shitfaced because that's what grand strategists do now as well
December 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It's realistic to arrive at the Warhammer game shitfaced because that's what grand strategists do now as well