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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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When I first heard about Stockholm Syndrome, it sounded awful, but now I love it.
October 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
When I first heard about Stockholm Syndrome, it sounded awful, but now I love it.
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no one ever comes back
August 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
no one ever comes back
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The worm talking with his friends of why he hangs out with early bird: “he just gets me, guys”
July 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The worm talking with his friends of why he hangs out with early bird: “he just gets me, guys”
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Me:
The other guy in the yard:
Me:
Other guy:
Me:
Third guy (walking up):
Me:
Other guy:
Third guy:
Me: You here for the--
Other guy: Milkshake yeah
Third guy: Yeah the milkshake
Me: Yeah
The other guy in the yard:
Me:
Other guy:
Me:
Third guy (walking up):
Me:
Other guy:
Third guy:
Me: You here for the--
Other guy: Milkshake yeah
Third guy: Yeah the milkshake
Me: Yeah
May 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Me:
The other guy in the yard:
Me:
Other guy:
Me:
Third guy (walking up):
Me:
Other guy:
Third guy:
Me: You here for the--
Other guy: Milkshake yeah
Third guy: Yeah the milkshake
Me: Yeah
The other guy in the yard:
Me:
Other guy:
Me:
Third guy (walking up):
Me:
Other guy:
Third guy:
Me: You here for the--
Other guy: Milkshake yeah
Third guy: Yeah the milkshake
Me: Yeah
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bringing a naïf to a gun fight
May 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
bringing a naïf to a gun fight
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[tipping hat to a raccoon]
M'rabies
M'rabies
May 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
[tipping hat to a raccoon]
M'rabies
M'rabies
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JD Vance killed the pope because he supported Opus DEI
April 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
JD Vance killed the pope because he supported Opus DEI
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Randy Newman's "Political Science" is even funnier now that he looks like Henry Kissinger singing it.
youtu.be/405xgQTlbwU?...
youtu.be/405xgQTlbwU?...
Randy Newman - Political Science (Live on 'Everybody’s Live With John Mulaney')
YouTube video by Randy Newman
youtu.be
April 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Randy Newman's "Political Science" is even funnier now that he looks like Henry Kissinger singing it.
youtu.be/405xgQTlbwU?...
youtu.be/405xgQTlbwU?...
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i have forgotten
the moon's name
it is awkward
i try not to look
up at the sky
i pretend i
don't see
the moon
hanging there
right above me
the moon's name
it is awkward
i try not to look
up at the sky
i pretend i
don't see
the moon
hanging there
right above me
April 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i have forgotten
the moon's name
it is awkward
i try not to look
up at the sky
i pretend i
don't see
the moon
hanging there
right above me
the moon's name
it is awkward
i try not to look
up at the sky
i pretend i
don't see
the moon
hanging there
right above me
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Welcome to Super Villain University. Please refer to the enclosed packet for a sample course offering:
April 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Welcome to Super Villain University. Please refer to the enclosed packet for a sample course offering:
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me: i'll have a Coke
waiter: is Pepsi okay?
me: no, still in that coma
waiter: oh my god
me: i know, it's terrible
waiter: it's so terrible
me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids
waiter: i don't even want to think about it
waiter: is Pepsi okay?
me: no, still in that coma
waiter: oh my god
me: i know, it's terrible
waiter: it's so terrible
me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids
waiter: i don't even want to think about it
March 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
me: i'll have a Coke
waiter: is Pepsi okay?
me: no, still in that coma
waiter: oh my god
me: i know, it's terrible
waiter: it's so terrible
me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids
waiter: i don't even want to think about it
waiter: is Pepsi okay?
me: no, still in that coma
waiter: oh my god
me: i know, it's terrible
waiter: it's so terrible
me: and Pepsi has kids too those poor kids
waiter: i don't even want to think about it
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Just looked at my hand and realised I forgot to give back somebody's nose. Can't even remember whose it was now
August 30, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Just looked at my hand and realised I forgot to give back somebody's nose. Can't even remember whose it was now
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I have so many chronicles of narnia fans trapped in my wardrobe
January 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I have so many chronicles of narnia fans trapped in my wardrobe
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Great job on bluesky this week everyone, let's circle back to that new joke format Monday and maybe reach out to some new accounts to meet those growth targets
January 31, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Great job on bluesky this week everyone, let's circle back to that new joke format Monday and maybe reach out to some new accounts to meet those growth targets
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If you see a two toed sloth, that’s Fuck Around Freddie. He found out.
January 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
If you see a two toed sloth, that’s Fuck Around Freddie. He found out.
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We’re excited to announce an update to the ape enclosure! It’s a mysterious black monolith that appeared over night but it’s probably fine.
January 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
We’re excited to announce an update to the ape enclosure! It’s a mysterious black monolith that appeared over night but it’s probably fine.
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How many Tootsie Roll Pops does it take to give an owl a bowel obstruction? One
January 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
How many Tootsie Roll Pops does it take to give an owl a bowel obstruction? One
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Senator: What would you say if your anti vax position led to a child getting polio?
RFK JR: He was run over by a bike in Central Park.
RFK JR: He was run over by a bike in Central Park.
January 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Senator: What would you say if your anti vax position led to a child getting polio?
RFK JR: He was run over by a bike in Central Park.
RFK JR: He was run over by a bike in Central Park.
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Imagine an alien anthropology team secretly surveilling a human sitting on their couch watching TV, and the aliens are pretty sure they've got the human all figured out.
Then the human pauses, sneezes, shakes their head & goes back to watching TV.
And the aliens are like. What. The Fuck. Was That.
Then the human pauses, sneezes, shakes their head & goes back to watching TV.
And the aliens are like. What. The Fuck. Was That.
January 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Imagine an alien anthropology team secretly surveilling a human sitting on their couch watching TV, and the aliens are pretty sure they've got the human all figured out.
Then the human pauses, sneezes, shakes their head & goes back to watching TV.
And the aliens are like. What. The Fuck. Was That.
Then the human pauses, sneezes, shakes their head & goes back to watching TV.
And the aliens are like. What. The Fuck. Was That.