LLBee
@itsllbee.bsky.social
beekeeper ~ singer ~ sculptor ~ Disney princess ~ sometimes Twitch streamer | [email protected] | books | makeup | murder shows | Dateline
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cats greatest super power is being able to spread joy by just laying around
December 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
cats greatest super power is being able to spread joy by just laying around
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Cargo pants? I don’t think so buddy. Cars go vroom.
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Cargo pants? I don’t think so buddy. Cars go vroom.
UPDATE: Charlie did great, and he still likes me! 😂 Sorry about your berries, buddy.
Charlie is getting tutored at the vet tomorrow! A bit nervous to get him in a cage for transport. Wish me luck 😬
December 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
UPDATE: Charlie did great, and he still likes me! 😂 Sorry about your berries, buddy.
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The first two batches of stickers I made of these sold out and it makes me happy to know this lil dude is slowly traveling all over. If you wanna add some snail stickers to your gifts before the holidays lemme know and I’ll get em out before Christmas bb
I can’t usually make art unless I convince myself I’m just doodling at first. That way I’m less afraid to make bold choices or fuck up, I guess? I get too in my head, I think. Anyway, here’s a snail I doodled to test out new materials someone gave me :)
December 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The first two batches of stickers I made of these sold out and it makes me happy to know this lil dude is slowly traveling all over. If you wanna add some snail stickers to your gifts before the holidays lemme know and I’ll get em out before Christmas bb
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the majority of my day as a beekeeper is spent giving each of the individual bees a kiss
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
the majority of my day as a beekeeper is spent giving each of the individual bees a kiss
Charlie is getting tutored at the vet tomorrow! A bit nervous to get him in a cage for transport. Wish me luck 😬
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Charlie is getting tutored at the vet tomorrow! A bit nervous to get him in a cage for transport. Wish me luck 😬
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Them: Be normal like everyone else.
Me:
Me:
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Them: Be normal like everyone else.
Me:
Me:
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As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
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[crime scene]
DETECTIVE: this picture has been cut into a thousand pieces
COP: why would they do that
DETECTIVE: *stroking chin* it’s a puzzle
DETECTIVE: this picture has been cut into a thousand pieces
COP: why would they do that
DETECTIVE: *stroking chin* it’s a puzzle
October 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
[crime scene]
DETECTIVE: this picture has been cut into a thousand pieces
COP: why would they do that
DETECTIVE: *stroking chin* it’s a puzzle
DETECTIVE: this picture has been cut into a thousand pieces
COP: why would they do that
DETECTIVE: *stroking chin* it’s a puzzle
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The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
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I'm in HR again because I keep saying "the trash heap has spoken" everytime the boss ends team meetings.
October 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I'm in HR again because I keep saying "the trash heap has spoken" everytime the boss ends team meetings.
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She died as she lived. Doing 5 things at once and none of them super well
October 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
She died as she lived. Doing 5 things at once and none of them super well
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You may remember Kristene Chapa from my #Dateline episode ‘The Overlook.” She barely survived an attempted murder that killed her girlfriend. This year, Kristene’s family lost their home in a fire. www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-c...
Donate to Help the Chapa Family Rebuild After Fire, organized by Grace Chapa
Help the Chapa Family Rebuild After Losing Everything in Fire
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September 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
You may remember Kristene Chapa from my #Dateline episode ‘The Overlook.” She barely survived an attempted murder that killed her girlfriend. This year, Kristene’s family lost their home in a fire. www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-c...
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Ultimately, we're all looking for the same thing: a horse who solves crimes
September 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Ultimately, we're all looking for the same thing: a horse who solves crimes
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people don’t have paintings with eye holes through which they might watch their unassuming guests anymore
September 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
people don’t have paintings with eye holes through which they might watch their unassuming guests anymore
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ginger ale is the champagne of soda
September 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
ginger ale is the champagne of soda
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ME: do you know the french word for goodbye
WIFE: adieu
ME: what is it then
WIFE: adieu
ME: what is it then
September 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
ME: do you know the french word for goodbye
WIFE: adieu
ME: what is it then
WIFE: adieu
ME: what is it then
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Opening my Shakespeare themed restaurant tonight - The Taming of the Stew.
September 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Opening my Shakespeare themed restaurant tonight - The Taming of the Stew.
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I said I was into resting. Not interesting
September 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I said I was into resting. Not interesting
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Sometimes after you've been asleep for two days you realize it's been four days, not two.
September 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Sometimes after you've been asleep for two days you realize it's been four days, not two.
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in every home with more than one cat, there is one who wants nothing but to be left in peace, and one who is dedicated to making sure that never happens
September 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
in every home with more than one cat, there is one who wants nothing but to be left in peace, and one who is dedicated to making sure that never happens