Humayoun Mirza
@itxartist.bsky.social
Entrepreneur
Artist, Writer
Virgo, 🏴☠️
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Artist, Writer
Virgo, 🏴☠️
Solo Traveler: 🇬🇧🇴🇲🇦🇪🇩🇪🇨🇭🇦🇹 🇮🇹🇫🇷
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There’s something to be said for having nothing to say.
December 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM
There’s something to be said for having nothing to say.
The mischief you fear, the screams that follow you at night—that’s us.
December 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The mischief you fear, the screams that follow you at night—that’s us.
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I apologize for writing so many bangers in a row.
December 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I apologize for writing so many bangers in a row.
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Don’t ever give up. Three years ago I quit my job and took out a small business loan. Now I live in a tent in my uncle’s backyard
December 16, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Don’t ever give up. Three years ago I quit my job and took out a small business loan. Now I live in a tent in my uncle’s backyard
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Should we try Sad New Year then and see what happens
December 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Should we try Sad New Year then and see what happens
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness . . . some of us post shit on social media.
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Some are born great, some achieve greatness . . . some of us post shit on social media.
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get in loser, we have more regrets to make before the year is out
December 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
get in loser, we have more regrets to make before the year is out
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he hickoried on
my dickory doc
my dickory doc
December 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
he hickoried on
my dickory doc
my dickory doc
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Castaway is a Christmas movie
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Castaway is a Christmas movie
Sounds like he’s guarding what he knows is dangerous.
Can someone come tell my cat to stop attacking my ass? I’d do it but he’s too cute to yell at
December 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Sounds like he’s guarding what he knows is dangerous.
While I was still writing, you were already gone.
December 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
While I was still writing, you were already gone.
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why does my brain want to start the day in the middle of the night
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 AM
why does my brain want to start the day in the middle of the night
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My notification icon is broken. The number isn't going any higher than 1. No, yours is working fine.
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My notification icon is broken. The number isn't going any higher than 1. No, yours is working fine.
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Remember, this is how the year began.
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Remember, this is how the year began.
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i used chatgpt to raise my baby and in their first year they tried to kill me eleven times
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i used chatgpt to raise my baby and in their first year they tried to kill me eleven times
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Ah dammit you mean I have to be a Netflix fan now
December 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Ah dammit you mean I have to be a Netflix fan now
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I like to repost stuff I wrote months ago that I thought was kind of clever so I can be proved wrong one more time.
February 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I like to repost stuff I wrote months ago that I thought was kind of clever so I can be proved wrong one more time.
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It’s so cold out I actually drove my car to work using my nipples to steer.
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It’s so cold out I actually drove my car to work using my nipples to steer.
Respect yourself. Feelings can go mind their own business, bro.
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Respect yourself. Feelings can go mind their own business, bro.
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she didn’t just have daddy issues. she had go daddy issues
August 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
she didn’t just have daddy issues. she had go daddy issues
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yeehaw and such 🤠
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
yeehaw and such 🤠
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m&m's stands for mine & mine
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
m&m's stands for mine & mine