jake
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popular knapsack with many different locations
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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December 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
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nobody understands me
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
nobody understands me
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TSA x Sebastian Maniscalco is the wildest comedy special promo collab I’ve ever seen.
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
TSA x Sebastian Maniscalco is the wildest comedy special promo collab I’ve ever seen.
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
just realized the epstein list is basically the EBDB from The League
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
just realized the epstein list is basically the EBDB from The League
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I really appreciated this popular science article covering our recent manuscript — big shout-out to @jakecurrie.bsky.social, thank you so much for taking the time to share your writing!
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November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I really appreciated this popular science article covering our recent manuscript — big shout-out to @jakecurrie.bsky.social, thank you so much for taking the time to share your writing!
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oh hello there. i wasnt expecting you. you caught me reading two books at once
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
oh hello there. i wasnt expecting you. you caught me reading two books at once
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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
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jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein??
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein??
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
probably my favorite movie based on a song based on a saying
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
probably my favorite movie based on a song based on a saying
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"This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln" and it's a picture of a hallway from Phantasm
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln" and it's a picture of a hallway from Phantasm
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Disqualifying.
October 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Disqualifying.
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Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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this headline would make a 15th century priest do the bulging eyes seizure from total recall
October 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
this headline would make a 15th century priest do the bulging eyes seizure from total recall
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bro anyone else have thursday nostalgia. like remember when it was thursday last week. that was so dope... they dont do it like that anymore. take me back 😭
September 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
bro anyone else have thursday nostalgia. like remember when it was thursday last week. that was so dope... they dont do it like that anymore. take me back 😭
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imagine a post. it’s just says Dunkaccino. BUT, it’s in the Dune font
March 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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may I speak with the primary poster in your household?
September 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
may I speak with the primary poster in your household?