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"But Kirk, the real genius of Muad'Dib's strategy was that he knew, and Shaddam IV didn't, that the Atreides family atomics were ready to make a new path to Arrakeen. When Stilgar and the Fedaykin appeared astride Makers in the new gap, the Battle for Arrakeen was all but over. Arrakis was Fremen."
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"But Kirk, the real genius of Muad'Dib's strategy was that he knew, and Shaddam IV didn't, that the Atreides family atomics were ready to make a new path to Arrakeen. When Stilgar and the Fedaykin appeared astride Makers in the new gap, the Battle for Arrakeen was all but over. Arrakis was Fremen."
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
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holy shit look at this dude wakeboarding in jeans
once got told I looked like Phillip Rivers and I wakeboard in jeans, I approve this message
December 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
holy shit look at this dude wakeboarding in jeans
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He’s redistributing money from the urban cores that they’re terrorizing with ethnic pogroms to pay off his base for their loyalty
Trump: "I'm delighted to announce this afternoon that the US will be taking a small portion of the hundreds of billions of dollars we receive in tariffs ... and we're going to be giving and providing it to the farmers in economic assistance. We love our farmers. The farmers like me ... $12 billion"
December 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
He’s redistributing money from the urban cores that they’re terrorizing with ethnic pogroms to pay off his base for their loyalty
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(My bloodied pokemon limping back to me, arm blown off) That dragon beast just summoned a meteor from the ether and it hit me with a fiery explosion
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
January 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
(My bloodied pokemon limping back to me, arm blown off) That dragon beast just summoned a meteor from the ether and it hit me with a fiery explosion
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
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This shit got me feeling like the Jamaican Bargnani.
messed up a spreadsheet and inadvertently created JAMAICAN ANDREA BARGNANI
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This shit got me feeling like the Jamaican Bargnani.
to the wall with Podz
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
to the wall with Podz
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Chotiner: I'm going to eat you...
Victim: Aaaahhh!!
Chotiner: I'm putting you between two big slices of bread....
Victim: Aaagh! Aaagh!
Chotiner: And now...I'm covering you with mustard...
Victim: No! NO!
Victim: Aaaahhh!!
Chotiner: I'm putting you between two big slices of bread....
Victim: Aaagh! Aaagh!
Chotiner: And now...I'm covering you with mustard...
Victim: No! NO!
October 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Chotiner: I'm going to eat you...
Victim: Aaaahhh!!
Chotiner: I'm putting you between two big slices of bread....
Victim: Aaagh! Aaagh!
Chotiner: And now...I'm covering you with mustard...
Victim: No! NO!
Victim: Aaaahhh!!
Chotiner: I'm putting you between two big slices of bread....
Victim: Aaagh! Aaagh!
Chotiner: And now...I'm covering you with mustard...
Victim: No! NO!
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“Oh, look, this get better …‘F’ in history! You even flunk something not happen yet?”
October 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
“Oh, look, this get better …‘F’ in history! You even flunk something not happen yet?”
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Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...
October 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...
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reposting this dilbert edit for no reason to do with bsky
October 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
reposting this dilbert edit for no reason to do with bsky
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I love reading this as if I don't know that "baby steps" is a video game
i have some tips for people playing baby steps:
- when you're on solid ground, you can hold your foot in the air indefinitely. use that to find perfect placement for it
- you can walk in directions other than forward.
- you can pull back a step to regain footing
- i think the crown is worth it
- when you're on solid ground, you can hold your foot in the air indefinitely. use that to find perfect placement for it
- you can walk in directions other than forward.
- you can pull back a step to regain footing
- i think the crown is worth it
September 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I love reading this as if I don't know that "baby steps" is a video game
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Legitimately where do you even start with a population of people who think calling this regimes anti-trans effort “genocide” is violent terrorist rhetoric but that it’s a totally appropriate word to use for when the McDonalds ad has a mixed race lady eating salad and laughing
September 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Legitimately where do you even start with a population of people who think calling this regimes anti-trans effort “genocide” is violent terrorist rhetoric but that it’s a totally appropriate word to use for when the McDonalds ad has a mixed race lady eating salad and laughing
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these people are genuinely idiots
NEW: Expect some drama in House Dems’ meeting this AM over a vote to honor Charlie Kirk.
Some members undecided. Others voting no or “present.” But some in the party fear anything but a unanimous vote for it will be a messaging coup for the GOP.
@Axios.com
www.axios.com/2025/09/18/c...
Some members undecided. Others voting no or “present.” But some in the party fear anything but a unanimous vote for it will be a messaging coup for the GOP.
@Axios.com
www.axios.com/2025/09/18/c...
House Democrats fume about vote to honor Charlie Kirk: "We're being totally set up"
The vote has been the topic of frenzied discussions in Democrats' closed-door meeting this week.
www.axios.com
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
these people are genuinely idiots