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Jamie Cooper
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shitty child
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Yes insomnia sucks but it's only one sleep til Christmas
January 21, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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cool name why’s it called that
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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David Sprankle is coming
April 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.

disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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I hate to do this, I really do, but you need to see this video of Michael Rapaport eating on the reality show he just got kicked off of
January 16, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.

www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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Took 35 years but somebody finally found the true ending
Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
January 14, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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this mf a Mii
Should be bigger news that the bureau chief of Toronto Sun is celebrating an unarmed woman being executed in the street
January 11, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Okay I found the most depressing post
August 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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A truly beautiful sentence.
January 7, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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he steps off a spaceflight from Arrakis onto a tarmac under pouring sheets of rain
Ambassador: "welcome to Caladan the Atriedes water planet, it's safe to remove your stillsuit now Mr Grylls"
Bear: (takes a long slurp from his suit straw) i'm good thanks
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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sorry but you can't call yourselves the monkees and then accuse "people" of saying you "monkey around".. more culture war bull craps
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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We Wish You Baby,
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside

🤝
not going until
you get some
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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i get so much of this crap cause my phone number is one digit off from god's
December 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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In Super Mario Sunshine, each plank of the Pianta Village bridge has separate collision for an unknown reason. This causes microscopic invisible gaps to form between the planks that extremely unfortunate players can slip through and die. Below is a compilation of such cases.
December 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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guy who just learned it's not polite to call an artist's work "content": hey man it's cool to meet you i'm a huge fan of your slop
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Bjork has given us her hitbox. I expect the lab folks to have her frame data ready for the rest of us by EOB
Here is Bjork for no reason
December 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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you've heard of Elf on the Shelf but are you ready for Elf Shit Behind Your Books
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM