Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist
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Let's laugh together or cry. Trying to be kind, generous, and compassionate.
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Chat, I'm going on a trip next year and I want an over the top tracksuit for the flight. Shiny, retro, plaid, lay it on me.
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Chat, I'm going on a trip next year and I want an over the top tracksuit for the flight. Shiny, retro, plaid, lay it on me.
You don't see the Green Giant and more because they chopped off his hand to make the Hamburger Helper
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
You don't see the Green Giant and more because they chopped off his hand to make the Hamburger Helper
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15-year-olds aren’t “barely legal.” There is no such thing as “underage women” they’re fucking CHILDREN.
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
15-year-olds aren’t “barely legal.” There is no such thing as “underage women” they’re fucking CHILDREN.
Lunchtime snuggle for someone who's a little clingy today
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Lunchtime snuggle for someone who's a little clingy today
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colonizers telling people to go back to their own country
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
colonizers telling people to go back to their own country
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Critics are raving about Deeny
Why do you ruin everything?
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Critics are raving about Deeny
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Lingerie but it’s just Little Debbie snack cakes covering my tids and bits.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Lingerie but it’s just Little Debbie snack cakes covering my tids and bits.
Spring starts tomorrow, right?
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Spring starts tomorrow, right?
what you see in the meeting vs real life
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
what you see in the meeting vs real life
It's like the wizard of oz. My friends are in a Bubbel 🧡
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It's like the wizard of oz. My friends are in a Bubbel 🧡
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Plant Sticker. Come on guys, this is a family friendly platform. Either keep it in your pots or get a field already.
collabs.shop/eco6yk
collabs.shop/eco6yk
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Plant Sticker. Come on guys, this is a family friendly platform. Either keep it in your pots or get a field already.
collabs.shop/eco6yk
collabs.shop/eco6yk
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chips are always potatoes, sorry
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
chips are always potatoes, sorry
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Your Dad's greatest skeet led to your birth.
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Your Dad's greatest skeet led to your birth.
Goon a movie
"Goongarry Goon Ross"
"Goongarry Goon Ross"
Goon a movie
"Top Goon"
"Top Goon"
Goon a movie
Gune
Gune
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Goon a movie
"Goongarry Goon Ross"
"Goongarry Goon Ross"
fuck you my man
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
fuck you my man
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Age yourself with gaming
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me (lying): i will no longer give energy to those who do not reciprocate
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
me (lying): i will no longer give energy to those who do not reciprocate
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Woman: I’d like to use my monkey’s paw wish to give everyone who needs them free feminine hygiene products, with no hidden conditions!
Genie: Granted. *paw curls* They get free tampons; no strings attached.
Woman: Motherfucker
Genie: Granted. *paw curls* They get free tampons; no strings attached.
Woman: Motherfucker
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Woman: I’d like to use my monkey’s paw wish to give everyone who needs them free feminine hygiene products, with no hidden conditions!
Genie: Granted. *paw curls* They get free tampons; no strings attached.
Woman: Motherfucker
Genie: Granted. *paw curls* They get free tampons; no strings attached.
Woman: Motherfucker
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Quick timelapse of part of the Northern lights from SkyCam last night.
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Quick timelapse of part of the Northern lights from SkyCam last night.
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What a meteor!!
Regular speed video then slow motion and cropped to show it better. SkyCam is doing a top job for me.
Regular speed video then slow motion and cropped to show it better. SkyCam is doing a top job for me.
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
What a meteor!!
Regular speed video then slow motion and cropped to show it better. SkyCam is doing a top job for me.
Regular speed video then slow motion and cropped to show it better. SkyCam is doing a top job for me.
Dear diary,
It is no longer safe for me to light a scented candle in my home. Perimenopause has decided scents that were once pleasant are now foul and prone to incite violence. I tried with the door closed and was delivered my last warning. I fear my cologne may trigger the end of me. Pray for me.
It is no longer safe for me to light a scented candle in my home. Perimenopause has decided scents that were once pleasant are now foul and prone to incite violence. I tried with the door closed and was delivered my last warning. I fear my cologne may trigger the end of me. Pray for me.
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Dear diary,
It is no longer safe for me to light a scented candle in my home. Perimenopause has decided scents that were once pleasant are now foul and prone to incite violence. I tried with the door closed and was delivered my last warning. I fear my cologne may trigger the end of me. Pray for me.
It is no longer safe for me to light a scented candle in my home. Perimenopause has decided scents that were once pleasant are now foul and prone to incite violence. I tried with the door closed and was delivered my last warning. I fear my cologne may trigger the end of me. Pray for me.
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This is unbearably funny
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is unbearably funny
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Holy shit I wrote a comic
Holy shit I wrote a comic
Holy shit I wrote a comic
Holy shit I wrote a comic
Holy shit I wrote a comic
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Holy shit I wrote a comic
Holy shit I wrote a comic
Holy shit I wrote a comic
Holy shit I wrote a comic
Holy shit I wrote a comic
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Me: Halloween is over, why are they still showing horror stuff?
Him: That's the news.
Him: That's the news.
a woman in a striped shirt holds her head in her hands
Alt: A woman in a striped shirt holds her head in her hands.
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Me: Halloween is over, why are they still showing horror stuff?
Him: That's the news.
Him: That's the news.
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It’s Florida! What could go wrong? floridapolitics.com/archives/764...
Florida’s next frontier: Lawmakers weigh nuclear innovation to power a growing state
Florida House explores advanced nuclear power as solution to growing demand for energy
floridapolitics.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It’s Florida! What could go wrong? floridapolitics.com/archives/764...