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Good at reverse parking
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December 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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every wiki article about classic UK comedy like "Father and Sons was a comedy duo comprised of Reg Father and Tommy Sons, who appeared on a record breaking 18,450 episodes of The Light Applause Hour. Reg Father died in 1988 of Cigarette Fever. Tommy Sons remains alive in prison since 1997"
February 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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I bet Trump signs stuff with a paw print like a dog mayor
December 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I've wasted my life
December 17, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I used to work at a stationary shop and a guy came in to complain that the Blu Tack he'd bought "isn't sticky enough"
man i have never had as many stupid questions as when i worked at Lush, just thinking about it now and we really put retail workers Through It don't we
December 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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look call me a Luddite but this sentence is an afront to God and man
I am biased I guess, I have friends in the industry who are making incredible stuff by treating AI as a collaborator and friend, part of a team that has multiple human and nonhuman members
December 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Me: bud can you stop eating grass please

My dog, who has no concept of “eating,” only the constant exchange of sustenance and energy among all living things, not least of which, the unassuming blade of grass, which in its humility, communes directly with the sun: 🙂 ?
September 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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I don’t even particularly hate Neelix that much but when an episode starts and he is sitting on the bridge next to the captain I wish I could beat him with a club
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Making dippy eggs in an air fryer. Fantastic but feels wrong in some way
December 7, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Really enjoying the covers for these AI slop biographies of Adam Friedland
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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the coop this evening with possibly the most baffling musical choice i have ever experienced in a supermarket
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I was worried my kids would rely on AI as a shortcut but they hate it. They use "AI" to mean stupid or cheap ("aimbot" means good). I tried to say AI is helpful for some things and my daughter said "yeah, for making you stupid." This is how they talked about Drake after "Not Like Us" came out
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The government will spend two years "consulting" to figure out how this can be enforced, resulting in a complicated system that somehow costs hundreds of millions of £, before being scrapped. Screenshot this
I've seen many negative comments about the 3p per mile road tax for electric cars UK gov have announced in the budget. I don't know the details yet, I know the complaints will die down but the impact on regular people switching to EVs will definitely take a hefty knock.
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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ahaha what is happening
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Good old Woz. Good for him.
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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I’m gonna fucking throw up laughing dude
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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demonic shit that would be eyebrow raising if trump goons did it
This is a new low from a govt plumbing the depths of performative cruelty in hopes that the public won’t notice they have no answers to the real issues facing this country

A sensible, humane govt would focus on safe routes to prevent people making dangerous small boat crossings
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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As always the most astonishing thing about the Starmer government is how despite having almost all of the hallmarks of a government that would be expected to last for another 8 years including a majority that should insulate it from all trouble, it feels like it's going to collapse before Christmas.
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM