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You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
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*sends nude
her: is that the scene where e.t. gets sick?
her: is that the scene where e.t. gets sick?
August 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
*sends nude
her: is that the scene where e.t. gets sick?
her: is that the scene where e.t. gets sick?
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Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
March 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
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So help me if I only taste 999 islands in this dressing
May 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
So help me if I only taste 999 islands in this dressing
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Turns out co-worker’s “chocolate lab” just some stupid dog.
May 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Turns out co-worker’s “chocolate lab” just some stupid dog.
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Its swimsuit season, I whisper, eating another swimsuit
April 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Its swimsuit season, I whisper, eating another swimsuit
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I'm too unstable to put change back into my wallet when there's a line behind me.
April 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I'm too unstable to put change back into my wallet when there's a line behind me.
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My online GF thinks I’m catfishing her, I am too good to be true lol! May send her another gift card.
April 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My online GF thinks I’m catfishing her, I am too good to be true lol! May send her another gift card.
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you are in her dms i am married to her. please stop dming my wife she is all i have
April 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
you are in her dms i am married to her. please stop dming my wife she is all i have
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Santa Claus: I bring presents to children around the world.
Easter Bunny: I bring children baskets of candy.
Tooth Fairy: I collect human teeth.
*others back away*
Easter Bunny: I bring children baskets of candy.
Tooth Fairy: I collect human teeth.
*others back away*
April 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Santa Claus: I bring presents to children around the world.
Easter Bunny: I bring children baskets of candy.
Tooth Fairy: I collect human teeth.
*others back away*
Easter Bunny: I bring children baskets of candy.
Tooth Fairy: I collect human teeth.
*others back away*
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“Why am I so sad today?” I ask myself after staring at my little handheld sadness machine and clicking all the sad little things that will definitely make me sad
April 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“Why am I so sad today?” I ask myself after staring at my little handheld sadness machine and clicking all the sad little things that will definitely make me sad
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[filming little House on the prairie]
Hugh Laurie: ok im here let’s go
the director: what
Hugh Laurie: ok im here let’s go
the director: what
March 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[filming little House on the prairie]
Hugh Laurie: ok im here let’s go
the director: what
Hugh Laurie: ok im here let’s go
the director: what
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Elephants think humans are cute. They’re wrong though
March 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Elephants think humans are cute. They’re wrong though
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Man desperate to be asked about his feelings(fighting tears): you…you smell like wrongdawg
March 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Man desperate to be asked about his feelings(fighting tears): you…you smell like wrongdawg
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Stages of marriage:
1. I’m going to be such a good wife
2. Oh no
1. I’m going to be such a good wife
2. Oh no
March 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Stages of marriage:
1. I’m going to be such a good wife
2. Oh no
1. I’m going to be such a good wife
2. Oh no
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I think if Earth were smart it'd speed up a bunch and make us all fly off
March 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I think if Earth were smart it'd speed up a bunch and make us all fly off
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(me at my second rodeo) I can't believe how long I've waited to say this
March 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
(me at my second rodeo) I can't believe how long I've waited to say this
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If you change your avi I become like my dog when I put on a hat
March 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If you change your avi I become like my dog when I put on a hat
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This is NOT what I had in mind when I voted for the man who pretended to work at McDonald's for a day and then drove around in a dump truck. I thought he would continue doing those things, thereby providing valuable services in my community
March 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This is NOT what I had in mind when I voted for the man who pretended to work at McDonald's for a day and then drove around in a dump truck. I thought he would continue doing those things, thereby providing valuable services in my community
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Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that imposes tariffs on it's allies.
March 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that imposes tariffs on it's allies.
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Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
January 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
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imagine thinking you have kidney stones and then pissing out a tiny magic school bus
March 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
imagine thinking you have kidney stones and then pissing out a tiny magic school bus
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A couple trees in my yard were throwing birds at each other
February 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
A couple trees in my yard were throwing birds at each other