JohnFisticuffs
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No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
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Excellent, damning analysis of the video of the killing of Ms Good, from the NYT, including a quick debunking of the “evidence” the President showed other Times reporters last night.
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
Video: Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
An analysis of footage from three camera angles shows that the motorist was driving away from — not toward — a federal officer when he opened fire.
www.nytimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Excellent, damning analysis of the video of the killing of Ms Good, from the NYT, including a quick debunking of the “evidence” the President showed other Times reporters last night.
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
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It is really fucking with my head to know they are spinning that lie about Renee Good wanting to run over the ICE officer in part bc running over protesters with cars is something their side does. It was top of mind for them. A lie they can believe in bc they would do it/have done it themselves.
January 8, 2026 at 1:43 AM
It is really fucking with my head to know they are spinning that lie about Renee Good wanting to run over the ICE officer in part bc running over protesters with cars is something their side does. It was top of mind for them. A lie they can believe in bc they would do it/have done it themselves.
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just a reminder of the initial, in the moment, right wing reaction to jan 6
my favorite is greg gutfeld saying republican condemnation of the jan 6 rioters is an example of their moral superiority over the left
www.mediamatters.org/media/4018641
my favorite is greg gutfeld saying republican condemnation of the jan 6 rioters is an example of their moral superiority over the left
www.mediamatters.org/media/4018641
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
just a reminder of the initial, in the moment, right wing reaction to jan 6
my favorite is greg gutfeld saying republican condemnation of the jan 6 rioters is an example of their moral superiority over the left
www.mediamatters.org/media/4018641
my favorite is greg gutfeld saying republican condemnation of the jan 6 rioters is an example of their moral superiority over the left
www.mediamatters.org/media/4018641
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
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🎶 I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
A horse that does my murders for me
Saddle up the Vengeance Steed 🎶
There is just one thing I need
A horse that does my murders for me
Saddle up the Vengeance Steed 🎶
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
🎶 I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
A horse that does my murders for me
Saddle up the Vengeance Steed 🎶
There is just one thing I need
A horse that does my murders for me
Saddle up the Vengeance Steed 🎶
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We created fire. You can't put it back in the box. Fire is here to stay. That's why all of our houses have to be made of fire. And we need to write all of our messages in fire. And all the fire has to be owned by the worst people on the planet
December 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
We created fire. You can't put it back in the box. Fire is here to stay. That's why all of our houses have to be made of fire. And we need to write all of our messages in fire. And all the fire has to be owned by the worst people on the planet
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please buy so many physical copies of the album so we can tour with strings & with Carolyn & Jamie and also Nicole who sat in in LA because that would be such an utterly killer tour
youtu.be/pv53gRqjvxY?...
youtu.be/pv53gRqjvxY?...
"Cold at Night" - The Mountain Goats ft. Tommy Stinson (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
please buy so many physical copies of the album so we can tour with strings & with Carolyn & Jamie and also Nicole who sat in in LA because that would be such an utterly killer tour
youtu.be/pv53gRqjvxY?...
youtu.be/pv53gRqjvxY?...
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lol was watching batman this morning and got hit with "ignore all previous instructions"
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
lol was watching batman this morning and got hit with "ignore all previous instructions"
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
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My champion.
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October 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My champion.
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I think it is always worth mentioning that Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark were killed with their beloved dog Gilbert: www.nytimes.com/2025/06/27/u...
A Minnesota Lawmaker and Her Husband Are Lying in State. Next to Them: Their Golden Retriever.
www.nytimes.com
September 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I think it is always worth mentioning that Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark were killed with their beloved dog Gilbert: www.nytimes.com/2025/06/27/u...
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today's strip is perfectly timed. yesterday, I shared a laugh with my son over the protagonist of Blizzard's old game "Blackthorne" being named "Kyle," named by his father, "King Vlaros," under the advisement of the Androthi magician "Galadril."
today's strip is perfectly timed. yesterday, I shared a laugh with my son over the protagonist of Blizzard's old game "Blackthorne" being named "Kyle," named by his father, "King Vlaros," under the advisement of the Androthi magician "Galadril."
August 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
@tychobrahe.bsky.social @cwgabriel.bsky.social
today's strip is perfectly timed. yesterday, I shared a laugh with my son over the protagonist of Blizzard's old game "Blackthorne" being named "Kyle," named by his father, "King Vlaros," under the advisement of the Androthi magician "Galadril."
today's strip is perfectly timed. yesterday, I shared a laugh with my son over the protagonist of Blizzard's old game "Blackthorne" being named "Kyle," named by his father, "King Vlaros," under the advisement of the Androthi magician "Galadril."
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
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Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
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A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.
August 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.
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you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
August 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
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It’s always “we’re entitled to a winner’s bonus in states we win & proportional representation in states we lose” for Republicans in redistricting.
Trump’s 56% in Texas was less than the winner’s % in roughly 3/5 of presidential elections in state history. The 30 of 38 seats he’s aiming for is 79%
Trump’s 56% in Texas was less than the winner’s % in roughly 3/5 of presidential elections in state history. The 30 of 38 seats he’s aiming for is 79%
Trump: "We have an opportunity in Texas to pick up five seats ... I got the highest vote in the history of Texas as you probably know. And we are entitled to five more seats."
August 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It’s always “we’re entitled to a winner’s bonus in states we win & proportional representation in states we lose” for Republicans in redistricting.
Trump’s 56% in Texas was less than the winner’s % in roughly 3/5 of presidential elections in state history. The 30 of 38 seats he’s aiming for is 79%
Trump’s 56% in Texas was less than the winner’s % in roughly 3/5 of presidential elections in state history. The 30 of 38 seats he’s aiming for is 79%