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Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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New Children’s Book ‘Good Afternoon Moon’ Celebrates Seattle’s Painfully Early Sunsets: tinyurl.com/yrze7kp8
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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i don't think people appreciate the unlikelihood of Wilson's massive underdog victory. We haven't had a non-corporate-backed mayor in 12 years (McGinn). People ask: Did Harrell lose this election or did Wilson win it, and my answer is: yes.
December 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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My dating profile
January 31, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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If we want to create a more affordable, livable Seattle, we need to design for *reducing* car volumes. This is the only way to meet our climate, public health, vision zero, accessibility and housing goals. Our fight to design highway on-ramps with LESS capacity epitomizes why it's still hard.
Op-Ed: It’s Time to Imagine a Safer, More Connected Rainier Avenue » The Urbanist
# Rainier Avenue has too many cars traveling at dangerous speeds, but conventional planning practices make it hard to change that and design a future where Rainier Avenue thrives. Let's stop making ha...
www.theurbanist.org
December 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Importantly, this wouldn't have passed without Dem support. There was enough of a split within Republican ranks that if Dems had voted against the bill it would've been doa. Giving Trump a blank check to warmonger *and* passing an anti-trans measure was a choice.
115 Democrats just voted to codify the first federal trans segregation law.
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Carl Jung isn't exactly LESS full of shit than Freud, but he's admittedly full of shit in a much more entertaining way. "Guy who's basically a practising wizard but gets super annoyed if you point that out and loudly insists he's a Man of Science" is a type of guy you don't see much of these days.
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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I think about this post constantly
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Wizard of Oz ass future I hate it here
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Personally, I want to see Tom Morello play the accordion.
December 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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And though I came to forget or regret all I have ever done, yet I would remember that once I saw the dragons aloft on the wind at sunset above the western isles; and I would be content.
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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This feels like something William Gibson might have dreamt up in the Eighties then rejected as too outlandish and nihilistic…
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This is the most overtly evil sci-fi shit I've ever heard of. This was written by Ray Bradbury or Neil Stephenson.

We live in the dark timeline.
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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A few years ago, Bill Nye the science guy debated creationist Ken Ham about evolution. The last question was "what would change your mind?"

Bill Nye said "Evidence."

Ken Ham said "Nothing can possibly change my mind about this."

I think about that a lot.
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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how do I pin this to the front page of YouTube 🧐
Burl Dirkman in "What Your Choice of Drywall Fastener Says About Your Friendship Type"
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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The designated contact for any questions about this change is [email protected]

www.seattlemonorail.com/2026-orca-tr...
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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And no one knows how many of the dolphins that leap in the waters of the Inmost Sea were men once, wise men, who forgot their wisdom and their name in the joy of the restless sea.
December 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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what's a good emotion to have for a beginner
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Guy who pronounces it "Chat jippity"
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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AHOY THERE!

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November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM